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 NEED HELP WITH A STALKER PLEASE 
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Post NEED HELP WITH A STALKER PLEASE
For the past 3 or 4 months I have been stalked by a girl on AOL. Corpse and I believe that it is Batista because of how dumb she is. It has gotten to the point now that I can't get on AOL because when I block a name she will come back with a new one. If you all would IM the crap out of her and make her go crazy I would be very thankful. Some things to get to her are: Her boyfriend just dumped her recently, she hates that. She's not as cute as me so calling her ugly works good too. She's arab, fat, ugly, has no social life, or typing skills. She says she's 21 and in college, which she isn't. Also, she thinks I stole her boyfriend so saying something about that will make her flip out.

Here's her names:

Divame18
Nordoun000
nono3432
demongirl988
armoprincess56
noshnosh20
orlandoslover56
coolio4uandme99
armochic00
hotarmo154
orlandoslover100
taebojung1508
amandabusby900
angecake2
armoqueen98
chicarmo
heylordgirl
hotsadam00
hye837
hyechicana000
kippandamandasuc
lilangelpoo00
nono0298
nono099292
nortalgirl

She does have more but I don't have them all. I hope you all will IM her! We reported her to AOL today and are calling back tomorrow. She is very, very dumb. You'll notice when you IM her. Post your convos with her and let the games begin!

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Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:50 pm
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I'll post a conversation I had with this retard later. I was great. It went from her harrassing us, to me making her sign off in anger.

F*CKING retarded bitch.

Please.... I beg you all to have insane conversations with this person as often as possible. Place all screen names in a special place and start hammering away!

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Type bot to them!


Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:08 pm
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xHCxPunisher87: Hey so i heard you were one of those people who loves a genie floating in your majik carpet
nortalgirl: who are u
xHCxPunisher87: A Genie and i'm here to munch on your carpet... i mean fly
nortalgirl: F*CK off
nortalgirl: ur from florida
nortalgirl: aren tu
nortalgirl: are u kipps friend?
xHCxPunisher87: Kipps
xHCxPunisher87: ?
nortalgirl: kipp caulkins
xHCxPunisher87: I am from florida
xHCxPunisher87: no i dkthat nigg
nortalgirl: nigg?
xHCxPunisher87: AFRICAN AMERICAN
xHCxPunisher87: nigg
xHCxPunisher87: shorter version
nortalgirl: stop swearing
xHCxPunisher87: you know that whole G thang
nortalgirl: stop saying the n word
xHCxPunisher87: AFRICAN AMERICAN isn't a swear word it's a way of life
nortalgirl: but ur white
nortalgirl: u cant say that word
xHCxPunisher87: lol i can and do everyday
xHCxPunisher87: So what's up on that majik carpet ride?
nortalgirl: howd u get my sn?
xHCxPunisher87: From my lamp
nortalgirl: shut the F*CK up
nortalgirl: goodbye!
xHCxPunisher87: I rubbed it 3 times and came..... your name popped out
nortalgirl: F*CK U
xHCxPunisher87: ahh i love it when you talk dirty to me
xHCxPunisher87: talk dirty more
xHCxPunisher87: ah just the thought of you talking dirty is making me warm inside
xHCxPunisher87: Come on talk dirty more... I think i love you already
nortalgirl: FU
xHCxPunisher87: <3333
xHCxPunisher87: If only you were here right now i'd grab out my chains and spank that evil butt
xHCxPunisher87: Talk more dirtiness to me i'm like overheating here
xHCxPunisher87: I want to ride that majik carpet
xHCxPunisher87: Pretty please with a turben on top!
nortalgirl signed off at 5:56:20 PM.


Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:47 pm
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OMG so this bitch came back for round 2. Only she started the convo first.

nortalgirl: hey
xHCxPunisher87: Yellow?
nortalgirl: e
nortalgirl: hey
xHCxPunisher87: Carpet ride?
xHCxPunisher87: I promise my cobra don't bite
xHCxPunisher87:
xHCxPunisher87: No rubbing genie lamp and BOOM! i appear
xHCxPunisher87: Hello?
nortalgirl is away at 9:46:07 PM.
xHCxPunisher87: Ew a shower, how sexy

Auto response from nortalgirl: Shower....BrB
nortalgirl returned at 10:01:51 PM.
xHCxPunisher87: Ok what 3 wishes do you wish for?
xHCxPunisher87: Rub my dusty buldged lamp and you'll get 3 wishes
xHCxPunisher87: OK ok i'm really an embalmist
xHCxPunisher87: from florida of course
nortalgirl: are u kipps friend
xHCxPunisher87: there was once a kipp i embalmed
nortalgirl: shut uip
xHCxPunisher87: It made some weird sucking noises at the end
xHCxPunisher87: We had to put his heart in a jar
nortalgirl signed off at 10:13:13 PM.


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Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:40 pm
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LordCleavage: stupid fat ass worthless arab cunt
nortalgirl: shut up amanda
nortalgirl: stop harrasing me
LordCleavage: amanda? stuipd bitch
nortalgirl: shut the F*CK up
LordCleavage: im no dipshit C*CK sucking whore
nortalgirl: who is this?
LordCleavage: why dont you go wallow in your self pitty fat ass arab
nortalgirl: shut the F*CK up amanda
nortalgirl: stop harrasing me
nortalgirl: bye!
LordCleavage: you wouldnt happen to be emo would you?
nortalgirl: i have a bf
nortalgirl: fat dumb bitch
LordCleavage: oooo im so depressed let me overdose on advill and poke myself with a metal wire
LordCleavage: ill wallow in my worthlessness while wishing my bf didnt break up with my fat ass
nortalgirl: ohhh ok
nortalgirl: amanda
nortalgirl: he didnt break up with me
nortalgirl: WHATEVER US AY
nortalgirl: WAHTEVER U SAY
nortalgirl: WHATEVER
LordCleavage: nice copy and paste action
LordCleavage: amazing really
nortalgirl: ooo
nortalgirl: guess whose goin on block
LordCleavage: i didnt know fat people could hit control c and then control v without hitting a bunch of other keys
nortalgirl: buhbye!
nortalgirl signed off at 10:13:31 PM.


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lz3aPelz: hey i was looking for a worthless peice of shit sand AFRICAN AMERICAN to carry my baby (he will be a future terrorist and jihad-er)
nortalgirl: BYE!
lz3aPelz: my plan was arm my sperms with little dynomites and have em blow up your stomach
lz3aPelz: that way your worthless ass is sent back to your shitty excuse of a god
nortalgirl: BUHBYE!
nortalgirl signed off at 10:25:38 PM.




thats just because im an asshole and was bord

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Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:36 pm
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awesome stuff! LOL!! keep em coming!

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Got Her!



chillininfl2003: hi
demongirl988: hey
demongirl988: whose
demongirl988: this
chillininfl2003: someone who thinks your sexy
demongirl988: who are u?
demongirl988: are u from florida?
chillininfl2003: no
chillininfl2003: well
chillininfl2003: maybe
chillininfl2003: why are you?
demongirl988: then whys ur sn chillininfl2003?
demongirl988: u think im sexy
demongirl988: dont u no
demongirl988: im from BEANTOWN!
chillininfl2003: i used to live in boston
chillininfl2003: !
demongirl988: SUUUUUUURE
chillininfl2003: worcester to be honest
demongirl988: really
chillininfl2003: yeah
demongirl988: then how do u no me
demongirl988: thats not boston
demongirl988: thats the ghetto
chillininfl2003: its close
demongirl988: no its not
chillininfl2003: rofl
demongirl988: are u in florida now?
chillininfl2003: yeah
demongirl988: where?
demongirl988: what part?
demongirl988: i hate florida
demongirl988: ITS ALL ABOUT MASS!
demongirl988: BABY!
chillininfl2003: yeah
demongirl988: MASS KICKS ALL!
demongirl988: RED SOX!
demongirl988: #
demongirl988: !
demongirl988: 1
chillininfl2003: i used to know your mother
demongirl988: whose my mother?
chillininfl2003: you know
demongirl988: no i dont
demongirl988: buhbye!
chillininfl2003: that dumb whore who used to blow me everynight?
demongirl988: shut up
demongirl988: KIPP
chillininfl2003: she did
demongirl988: no
demongirl988: F*CK u kipp
chillininfl2003: yeah towel head is the best kind of head
chillininfl2003: didnt you know?
demongirl988: shut up kipp
demongirl988: im not arab
chillininfl2003: lol
demongirl988: lol
demongirl988: fag
demongirl988: GOODBYE!
chillininfl2003: i heard you have been on a magic carpet ride
demongirl988: yeah
demongirl988: are u
demongirl988: F*CKING
demongirl988: kipp
demongirl988: and stalking me
demongirl988: with 800 Billion sns
chillininfl2003: not me...
demongirl988: yeah u are
demongirl988: sooo buhbye!
chillininfl2003: this is the first time ive ever talked to you
chillininfl2003: but like i said
chillininfl2003: i know your mother REAL well
demongirl988: noo
demongirl988: cause another person asked me that
chillininfl2003: well just the top of her head
demongirl988: BYE!
demongirl988 signed off at 11:18:17 PM.

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Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:18 pm
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OMGFG SERVED

BlLancer: hi
demongirl988: whose this
BlLancer: hello maam?
BlLancer: i was wondering if you could tell me about your former boyfriends small penis
demongirl988: why
demongirl988: whsoe this?
BlLancer: was it really half an inch?
demongirl988: F*CK U
BlLancer: half an inch.. w0w... its like a stub
BlLancer: =D <-- hey its ur boyfriends penis

And then she signed off


Wed Aug 10, 2005 10:30 pm
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LordCleavage: i didnt know fat people could hit control c and then control v without hitting a bunch of other keys

THAT PWNS! I'll talk to her this week sometime when I get the time and post it.

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OMG... These are so funny!!!

Someone should try being nice to her for just a few minutes before raggin on her to find out some good shit about her... you know like try to have puter sex with her or something... get her saying nasty shit and then totally JIHAD her ass... LMFAO

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my sperms were gonna jihad her stomach......

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Geno you're from boston?

I was born in worcester. ^^


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wasnt someone else having problems with Demongrl988? i remember that SN from somewhere on these forums, i thought? i dont know...i'll have to own this bitch sometime (sometime when the wife's not looking so she doesnt accuse me of chatting with chicks online again). it should be fun :)

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can i gether email pls i willtry to make stop! if you rant me to? let justme no pls.


Fri Aug 12, 2005 12:21 am
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if u want me 2 lol just let me no bye pm ty


Fri Aug 12, 2005 12:24 am
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Pwnt, but i have not yet had my chance to take a shot. But ima get personal. Got any more personal stuff mandy? I wanna see her have commited suicide in the news paper sunday morning with the heading "Girl Commits suicide Thnx to [n00b] community" that would be 1337 and watch AOL get sued for it, DUBBLE PWNT!


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you have to admit, that would be pretty kick ass!


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i tune in to my local news station

*and in other news sum fat arab bitch commited suicided after numerous members from a cs cult known as n00b was harrasing her online, but it seems she started messing with there members first....*

*camera flashes over to the sports man*

he jumps up


OMG DID YOU SEE THE GAME LAST NIGHT?!?! NOOB COMPLETLY DECIMATED THAT FAT BITCH....

back to you jenny

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