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 Merry Christmas n00bfest! 
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What did you get? What did you give? Any crazy stories? Let's hear them.

I got a torque screwdriver, a pretty baller pen, a shirt, a flashlight, and some other stuff I haven't unwrapped yet. Got my girlfriend a purple kitchenaid mixer and got my mom a le creuset cast iron skillet.

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I got a Super X3 Winchester 3 1/2 , Shadow Grass camo for duck hunting, some Wader driers, a case of steel shot shells, clothes, this shotgun is pretty badass, it will shoot 5 shells in .76 secs, crazy fast. Merry Xmas all


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I got a car-wash kit (interior and exterior cleaning stuff). My car looks like shit right now due to all the ice around the Dallas area in the last couple weeks. OH! And a lamp for my computer room, cuz all I had in here was this little lamp on my computer desk that doesn't give off a whole lot of light, also got a Gentleman Jack's kit (bottle and two whiskey glasses) from my sister and some beer glasses from my brother (they know me all too well!).

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i got a really nice smoking jacket and some baller pajama pants. I got my health food crazed mom a cooking book called 50 shades of kale and my brother who introduced me to using smokers this http://www.amazon.com/Bear-Paw-Meat-Han ... B003IWI66W


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40 Euro

Jeans

A Moka Pot

Some cologne to get all da preppy bitches

A Polish baking dish

A slow cooker

A swiffer swipper sweeper

Black shirts

A jew.

Chris Hanson wrote:
i got a really nice smoking jacket

Pics required.

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Chris Hanson wrote:
i got a really nice smoking jacket and some baller pajama pants. I got my health food crazed mom a cooking book called 50 shades of kale and my brother who introduced me to using smokers this http://www.amazon.com/Bear-Paw-Meat-Han ... B003IWI66W


Those bear paws are awesome. If you make pulled pork or anything they are by far the best and easiest way to handle the meat and shred it.

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hahah i know i bought myself a pair when i ordered them and used them once. plus you get to pretend your wolvierine and be all like rawr F*CK you pork-neto


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The big present shared between my sister and I was a new gas stove for the house we share. It was a GE Profile convection double oven in stainless steel.
New golf putter (43" belly putter)
golf balls and tee's
electronic golf score keeper
golf ball monogrammer
personalized divot repair tool
electric heater for under my computer desk
old fashion phone hand set for your cell phone
lots and lots of golf shirts
chocolate

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Cologne.
$25 dollar gift card.

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20$
a 40oz of bud light
a box of black and mild wine wood tip cigars (F*CKING love these....wood tip only)
2 shirts

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a box of black and mild wine wood tip cigars (F*CKING love these....wood tip only)


i dont know what they do in CT but in New York only the AFRICAN AMERICANS smoke those!


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Chris Hanson wrote:
Mr.Reilly wrote:
a box of black and mild wine wood tip cigars (F*CKING love these....wood tip only)


i dont know what they do in CT but in New York only the AFRICAN AMERICANS smoke those!

Mr.Reilly is an honorary hood-rat nigga.

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Tazzaler wrote:
Chris Hanson wrote:
Mr.Reilly wrote:
a box of black and mild wine wood tip cigars (F*CKING love these....wood tip only)


i dont know what they do in CT but in New York only the AFRICAN AMERICANS smoke those!

Mr.Reilly is an honorary hood-rat nigga.



funny thing is I pretty much am.....


I love black and milds after smoking. tastes amazing. Plus Its a way for me to stop smoking cigs so much. Marlb black 100s get expensive....

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My Girlfriend got me a a 5/8's Solingen Straight Razor from Germany. It's rated the best straight razor's in the world. She also got me all the tools required for this shave. I feel like the ultimate man

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My Girlfriend got me a a 5/8's Solingen Straight Razor from Germany. It's rated the best straight razor's in the world. She also got me all the tools required for this shave. I feel like the ultimate man

Except you're wrong, ultimate men don't shave...

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Tazzaler wrote:
Falcodevil wrote:
My Girlfriend got me a a 5/8's Solingen Straight Razor from Germany. It's rated the best straight razor's in the world. She also got me all the tools required for this shave. I feel like the ultimate man

Except you're wrong, ultimate men don't shave...


Oh i still have a beard, its just not a full beard. I Shaved the sides of my face and jaw

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Buck knife and an apple tv
socks shirts etc etc....

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New golf putter (43" belly putter)


cheater putter

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Got a nice red/black Diesel watch, CoD: Ghosts, $100 gift card to Best buy, $100 to Dicks sporting goods, DeWalt cordless drill, sister made me a big throw blanket, and a nice Michigan Wolverines steelbrushed picture.

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Got sum cash and some gift cards,my folks are lazy and im old and hard to buy for. Got the wife some boots and clothes she wanted. The big fun for me is buying for my son,i got him a ipad mini,trident case for it,a Yamaha acoustic guitar,stand,tuner,and other guitar stuff,Adidas springblade shoes,Madden 25,and Battraborg fighting robots. He didnt ask Santa for the robots,i wanted them myself but they were a huge hit.

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