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 Toilets 
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So today, marked the first time in my history in n00bfest, where we actually talked about a completly new topic on the CSS server.

Toilets

So yeah...I'm making this thread to post to continue the conversation and to post this link which people were asking me for when I was talking about the coolest toilet...ever.

http://www.amazon.com/KOHLER-K-3900-0-C ... ohler+numi

What kind of toilet do you have. We heard today that Dirtbag has a high pressure toilet and that is has the ability to flush a can of Pringles and Adam.

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http://www.homedepot.com/p/Glacier-Bay- ... rD9-qZgiQ8


Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:44 pm
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http://www.homedepot.com/p/KOHLER-Numi- ... ODE%257C1#

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Sweet Pea wrote:
http://www.homedepot.com/p/Glacier-Bay-2-Piece-High-Efficiency-Elongated-Toilet-in-White-331-725/100608621?N=bzbd%3FNs%3DP_REP_PRC_MODE%257C0#.UrD9-qZgiQ8


BITCH YOU DON'T EVEN OWN A TOILET.

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http://www.amazon.com/Reliance-Products ... orta+potty

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You may joke about toilet bowls now...you'll want a good high seated toilet later

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Coach wrote:
You may joke about toilet bowls now...you'll want a good high seated toilet later

As a tall American, I understand where you're coming from.

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Those are the toilets that are going into the new house. So yes, I will own that toilet. Shut your god damned whore mouth.


Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:58 pm
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I was talking to strange on teamspeak tonight and we decided that i would be giving you all leather toilet seats for a housewarming gift. This is going to be boss as F*CK LMFAO.

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F*CK you. I don't want toilet seats like that. I hate that shit.


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high efficiency toilets = you faggots better buy a plunger.

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Or stop all the butt sex you guys have.


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The remote that comes with that toilet Tazz shared a link for is amazing. It's all touch screen with seat warmer, three different flush options, the inside has a light, it's funky.

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http://gizmodo.com/327370/twodaloo-for-couples-who-share-everything This is more appropriate for this community.


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I lost my job about 4 months ago and went to work for my Dad and brother building houses,barns,remodeling, etc. Well most of the time there is not a toilet to be found and im not just squatting in the woods like they do. This was a big joke to my dad and and brother so they took a 5 gallon bucket cut the bottom out and put a toilet seat on it then painted it gold. they did it as a joke but the joke was on them,i use that thing on every job site we go to without a toilet. After i used it the first day i came home from work and stripped off to shower and it looked like a fairy had fucked me in the ass,i had gold paint flakes all over my ass. But overall it works great,poop doesn't even hit the sides and is very water efficient as there is no water.

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^^^ LMFAO!!!!


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BY FAR THE BEST TOILET EVER!!!!!!!!


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t0keN wrote:
BY FAR THE BEST TOILET EVER!!!!!!!!

i thought that was the best urinal ever.

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If I can't sit on it backward without needing to take off my pants, I'm not interested.


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If I can't sit on it backward without needing to take off my pants, I'm not interested.


The thing on the back is your shelf.

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