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 Who's down to get drunk and play CSS TONGIHT!!!! 
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Tazzaler wrote:
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I played with you, I was sober, it was a horrible experence.
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And your a grown ass man living at your moms house, a virgin, and playing video games in her basement

You got me messed up with Resincactus.

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Ya tazz fights indians and buffalo and shit. Further, sentences do not start with "and". By the way, the word you wanted is "you're" or "you are" EXAMPLE: You're (you are) a F*CKING retard waste of skin. See how I did that? We're (we are) frankly appalled at your (your) complete lack of understanding of one of the most simple rules of the English language. If we then expand our focus to your (your) apparent inability to take a hint, the only conclusion is that your (your) mother is your (your) fathers sister. This would explain their (this is a new one so read carefully, it's not "they're, so don't get confused) complete lack of parenting skills, in allowing you to be unleashed on the rest of us. In my opinion suicide is the only answer, as I don't think any of us are willing to waste the cost of a bullet on you, even if it is to put you out of our misery. So here's (here is) what you do: Go get in your (your) mothers purse and swipe $6.00. Then, go to the grocery store. Purchase the biggest zip-lock bags you can find. Next, get in daddy's drawer and grab out the zip ties he uses to restrain you when you guys "bond". With me so far? Good. Here's (here is) the hard part. Take three of the zip ties and connect them together, making one long zip tie (you'll (you will) know its the right length when you can wrap it around your throat with enough excess to connect the ends together and still have enough tie left to pull it tight) Now, slide the bag over your head, making sure it completely covers your nose and mouth (this is very important). Remember the zip tie? Good. wrap he zip tie around the base of the bag (it should be around your throat at this point) and pull it tight. Ok, final step, take out your (your) top of the line smart phone which you've obviously done nothing to earn and snap us a photo. Have a nice day. F*CKING waste of life.

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Wow harsh. You should at least let the kid finish elementary school before assaulting his intelligence in a manner that involves self inflicted asphyxiation.

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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.


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:D Some of my best work I thought.

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Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_24

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Post Re: Who's down to get drunk and play CSS TONGIHT!!!!
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...If we then expand our focus to your (your) apparent inability to take a hint, the only conclusion is that your (your) mother is your (your) fathers sister...


Sorry Rok, but looks like you failed. Should be either father's or fathers'. I assume that you aimed for a second option as more it is insulting. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02

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lol you proof read it. I win twice. :P

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Post Re: Who's down to get drunk and play CSS TONGIHT!!!!
Rokatanski wrote:
Ya tazz fights indians and buffalo and shit. Further, sentences do not start with "and". By the way, the word you wanted is "you're" or "you are" EXAMPLE: You're (you are) a F*CKING retard waste of skin. See how I did that? We're (we are) frankly appalled at your (your) complete lack of understanding of one of the most simple rules of the English language. If we then expand our focus to your (your) apparent inability to take a hint, the only conclusion is that your (your) mother is your (your) fathers sister. This would explain their (this is a new one so read carefully, it's not "they're, so don't get confused) complete lack of parenting skills, in allowing you to be unleashed on the rest of us. In my opinion suicide is the only answer, as I don't think any of us are willing to waste the cost of a bullet on you, even if it is to put you out of our misery. So here's (here is) what you do: Go get in your (your) mothers purse and swipe $6.00. Then, go to the grocery store. Purchase the biggest zip-lock bags you can find. Next, get in daddy's drawer and grab out the zip ties he uses to restrain you when you guys "bond". With me so far? Good. Here's (here is) the hard part. Take three of the zip ties and connect them together, making one long zip tie (you'll (you will) know its the right length when you can wrap it around your throat with enough excess to connect the ends together and still have enough tie left to pull it tight) Now, slide the bag over your head, making sure it completely covers your nose and mouth (this is very important). Remember the zip tie? Good. wrap he zip tie around the base of the bag (it should be around your throat at this point) and pull it tight. Ok, final step, take out your (your) top of the line smart phone which you've obviously done nothing to earn and snap us a photo. Have a nice day. F*CKING waste of life.

♥ rok


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Post Re: Who's down to get drunk and play CSS TONGIHT!!!!
only three things , drugs are bad m-kay , admins put up with more shit than is tolerable , sex is fun <---- with other people , you will have more sex if you are not on drugs all the time .


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holy hell , how did I miss Rok's lines ? Rok I don't think he can focus enough to read past the first line .


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Just when I thought Jacob was a good little youngin' too....hope he grows out of this phase.

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BOOM SHAKA LAKA!
Rok for the kill, except I noticed "wrap he zip tie around the base of the bag"
A for effort though!


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Post Re: Who's down to get drunk and play CSS TONGIHT!!!!
Chris Hanson wrote:
Rokatanski wrote:
Ya tazz fights indians and buffalo and shit. Further, sentences do not start with "and". By the way, the word you wanted is "you're" or "you are" EXAMPLE: You're (you are) a F*CKING retard waste of skin. See how I did that? We're (we are) frankly appalled at your (your) complete lack of understanding of one of the most simple rules of the English language. If we then expand our focus to your (your) apparent inability to take a hint, the only conclusion is that your (your) mother is your (your) fathers sister. This would explain their (this is a new one so read carefully, it's not "they're, so don't get confused) complete lack of parenting skills, in allowing you to be unleashed on the rest of us. In my opinion suicide is the only answer, as I don't think any of us are willing to waste the cost of a bullet on you, even if it is to put you out of our misery. So here's (here is) what you do: Go get in your (your) mothers purse and swipe $6.00. Then, go to the grocery store. Purchase the biggest zip-lock bags you can find. Next, get in daddy's drawer and grab out the zip ties he uses to restrain you when you guys "bond". With me so far? Good. Here's (here is) the hard part. Take three of the zip ties and connect them together, making one long zip tie (you'll (you will) know its the right length when you can wrap it around your throat with enough excess to connect the ends together and still have enough tie left to pull it tight) Now, slide the bag over your head, making sure it completely covers your nose and mouth (this is very important). Remember the zip tie? Good. wrap he zip tie around the base of the bag (it should be around your throat at this point) and pull it tight. Ok, final step, take out your (your) top of the line smart phone which you've obviously done nothing to earn and snap us a photo. Have a nice day. F*CKING waste of life.

♥ rok


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God I want to have consesual man sex with you rok.

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Jacob wrote:
Common guys lets get super faded and play css xD make it super fun for one night

You're F*CKING gay, quit posting.


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I live in a loft alone living in the rat race[/quote]

Ya tazz fights indians and buffalo and shit. Further, sentences do not start with "and". By the way, the word you wanted is "you're" or "you are" EXAMPLE: You're (you are) a F*CKING retard waste of skin. See how I did that? We're (we are) frankly appalled at your (your) complete lack of understanding of one of the most simple rules of the English language. If we then expand our focus to your (your) apparent inability to take a hint, the only conclusion is that your (your) mother is your (your) fathers sister. This would explain their (this is a new one so read carefully, it's not "they're, so don't get confused) complete lack of parenting skills, in allowing you to be unleashed on the rest of us. In my opinion suicide is the only answer, as I don't think any of us are willing to waste the cost of a bullet on you, even if it is to put you out of our misery. So here's (here is) what you do: Go get in your (your) mothers purse and swipe $6.00. Then, go to the grocery store. Purchase the biggest zip-lock bags you can find. Next, get in daddy's drawer and grab out the zip ties he uses to restrain you when you guys "bond". With me so far? Good. Here's (here is) the hard part. Take three of the zip ties and connect them together, making one long zip tie (you'll (you will) know its the right length when you can wrap it around your throat with enough excess to connect the ends together and still have enough tie left to pull it tight) Now, slide the bag over your head, making sure it completely covers your nose and mouth (this is very important). Remember the zip tie? Good. wrap he zip tie around the base of the bag (it should be around your throat at this point) and pull it tight. Ok, final step, take out your (your) top of the line smart phone which you've obviously done nothing to earn and snap us a photo. Have a nice day. F*CKING waste of life.

♥ rok[/quote]
damn I would hate to know what you think of me (due to lack of computer skills) love you rok

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you're totally my man bitch slayer fo real tho :)

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