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 5 months of training 
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and it paid off as I finishes tough mudder last Saturday. Feels so great completing one of my goals for once in my life.

I'm the one on the right with epic beard that I been growing for last 5 months. Managed to hauled the chainsaw for entire course and it still working right now which is surprising considering that it went under water few times.

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Also, taking AMA relating to me and tough mudder I suppose.


Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:30 pm
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F*CKING Christ you changed since that beer at Irish Times 3 years ago. Must be the beard!

Lil' Dieus is growing up! Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_20

That dude beside you strangely looks like Jim Carrey


Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:40 pm
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Nobody can notices me with my buzzed hair and the epic beard, its insane how much it can transform my look.


Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:43 pm
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nice job...now what kind of shit did u have to get over...to lazy ot look it up :)

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Mustache is cooler....

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Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:40 am
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Post Re: 5 months of training
winitnow wrote:
nice job...now what kind of shit did u have to get over...to lazy ot look it up :)

18km of running all together.
1. had me crawling literally in watery mud under barb wires for 5 mins and it kept getting lower to the end. Didn't have a problem with this as I'm fairly good about moving while staying flat to the ground.
2. Sprinting up the muddy steep hills which wasn't a problem, I just ran up there and used all my legs while everyone crawled up there with hands and legs
3. Arguably the worst obstacle to go through which is swimming to the other side of the tank filled with ice water..while adding more ice cubes. Not only I had to swim, I also had to dive under a barrier on the way there, so I pretty much was under water/ice cubes for a min or so.
4. Getting through forests with bushes and steep hills, easy stuffs as I'm really good with controlling speed and movement.
5. Getting over 7 feet tall walls that is slightly tilted and tough mudder said that you will need fellow mudders help for this. F*CK you, I got my chins up and nailed it no problem.
6. Had to carry somebody on my back for 5 mins, and switched position with the same person. Needlessly it was awesome waving my chainsaw at people while being back on my buddy back humping it.
7. Climbed up a steep awkward snow hill and 'slide' down to the other end, overall it sucked and didn't need to be part of the tough mudder. Last year, it used to be a slide into a frozen lake but they skipped it this year apparently.
8. Climbing over and under bunch of logs and having to squeeze in between of them, easy.
9. Having to crawl in a tight tunnel which was really easy as I just sit on my ass at the angle and just pulled myself with the cage above me.
10. Jumping over a fire pit into another cold water
11. One of my favorite obstacles since I actually made my buddy life miserable. Basically you have to climb up the steep mud hills and dropping into muddy water that goes up to my waist few times down the way. Pushed my buddy into the mud for lulz and of course I helped him out too.
12. Another arguably worst obstacle to do, crawling in the water...with electric wires hanging down to zap you, that shit basically pushed my shoulder down to the ground soon as I tap it with my shoulder to see.
13. Long, long run up the mountain, probably 3km all together, did few sprints at the steepest part of it tho.
14. Carried a log for a 5 mins run, easy stuff for a lumberjack.
15. Climbed up ANOTHER wall just to do a 10 feet falls jump into water.
16. Had to crawl in a very tight tunnels and was practically under water for few seconds during this part. Sketchy as F*CK while carrying my toy chainsaw which still worked after that.
17. 3 9 feet tall walls to team work to get over it. Basically F*CK team work and did it myself like a boss.
18. Again, arguably one of the hardest obstacle which is climbing the monkey bar for 2-3 mins up and down while the bars was greased up. You let go, in the water you goes. I barely barely made it through, so I would chalk that up for a challenge.
19. More wall, except its more of a half pipe and so many people struggled getting to top...except for me. Despite all the muds on it, I found it to be a cake.
20. Oh hey look, electric wires to run through and it hurt like a bitch!

Oh right, there was also a mud running gauntlet and majority of the time, it was up to my knees. I guessing around 15 mins of it, so pretty long.

Overall, it was a solid experience and I can't wait to break my easy record which was 4 hours and 30 dues to my shitty new recruited buddies that joined us at the beginning of the event.


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Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:42 am
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That woman to your right probably beat you.

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damn, i always thought you were asian....

btw, not bad ;)

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Nice whiskers, looks like fun.

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I'd F*CK you

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Thinking about doing one of these in November!

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t0keN wrote:
Thinking about doing one of these in November!

You're a marine, you should be able to coast this through easily like I did.


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