directly inject some clean urine into your bladder
works perfectly

Well son. of. a. bitch! The rest of my comment didn't post?! I have a few pieces of advice for you after this short bit. It doesn't take 50 days for THC to leave your system. I quit smoking 3 years ago. I smoked at least 6 times a day, 7 days a week. One day I decided it was time to finally grow up. I quit smoking, and passed a drug test 2 weeks later without the assistance of any urinary tract cleaners.

Advice:
1. If you're not positive that you can pass a drug test, then don't apply for any job. You're just knowingly wasting your own time, and other peoples time and money. Especially if they decide to drug test you.

2. I'm going to be honest with this one and possibly rude. You're probably right at the point in your smoking were you read the "Just quit" comments and completely disregard them. Get past that point and actually listen to those people. The only place pot will get you in a hurry is the unemployment line with a drug related criminal record. Getting high feels good, but so does becoming successful(Sure, the occasional stoner is a success, but the odds weigh heavily against you.) Instead of stressing yourself out over a job with no foreseeable future, you could get out there and do something good for yourself. If a company sends you for a drug test, you definitely have the job. Don't F*CK that up for yourself. Mostly any job looks better on a resume than a gap in employment. So quit while you're ahead, grow up and stop with the dumb shit because you have your entire future at stake. (And trust me, you're going to have one hell of a good time in 3 years when you're getting those records vacated. Don't add fuel to the fire.)

This probably helped me more than anyone. Thanks Caniboid.

Hey, so since i do drug testing all the time at work (yay for ER drug screens) but theres a value we go off of...if its above 1000 its considered positive test. And THC can stay in your system up to a month if your a constant smoker of it...it gets absorbed into your cheek cells and slowly seeps out of them after you stop smoking. It honestly just depends on HOW much you smoked every time. But you can out do the drug test as long as the temp is above 90 and below 100, it really doesnt matter what the results are. I bet if i took a drug test tomorrow at work and ran it, it would be about 500-700 and I dont smoke.

Today I decided to go out and buy an at Home urine test to test myself to see if I had clean piss before I take another drug test for target Tomorrow (the other one was winn-dixie) Took the At Home test and Ironically I passed perfectly. Im confident that for the first time in 4 years I can say im drug free lol

how about you F*CKING stay that way and then come back and talk to us. Honestly I'm kinda getting tired of these posts about you worried about the weed, crashing ur car for weed, or something for weed. just get off the shit man, don't have a problem with people smoking it but damn it if you want to actually move on with life and not be a deadbeat living in ur moms basement... listen to F*CKING Cinabun (canibold)

Drugs are bad.

I have a Bullet. Im sure someone around here has a Gun we could let you use

Quoted for the F*CKING truth. So So right.

1000000000000000000% agree with this statement.

You should read this and think about it long and hard. I used to smoke weed a lot and i realized that it was getting me nowhere but a shitty life, so I stopped and worked hard to get my life back and now im going to college for football. At some point you need to grow the F*CK up and do something with your life.

I used to smoke weed and graduated from college and have an 8-5 IT support job. There is nothing wrong with it, but you need to be smart on when to lay off (i.e. job interviews and Physicals).

I didn't know they recruited ppl to wash the players Dicks after practice...

Is this supposed to be funny?

MAD

Match point, victor:inthekisser.

Yes kisser im mad, but not as mad as you to the fact that im already more successful in life than you will ever be.

The words of a defeated mad man.

I think that if smoking is getting in the way of whatever you're trying to achieve (in this case getting a job) you need to quit. You don't necessarily have to stop smoking weed forever, but try to take some time off and try to reflect on your habit and the consequences, both positive and negative, that it has on your life. Maybe you'll come to the conclusion that taking some time off could have a positive impact on you. Worst case scenario you will be sure to pass the next drug test (if needed) and you will have a few extra bucks to spend on something else.



I completely agree. Balance is very important.