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TwistedTrixz
Forum Newbie
Joined: Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 68 Location: Phoenix, Arizona
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Hey guys, are there any golfers out there? I'm just starting to get into golfing and I barely know anything about it, hah.
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| Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:26 pm |
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Control
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 60
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ya man I play golf im a 6 handicap.... first thing u wanna do is get a pair of sticks fitted for you... length, lie angle, grip size, etc.... then take a lesson or 2 then head to the range then go play... the more you practice the better you will be just remember only 7% of people that play golf shoot 78 or better so dont get discouraged when your shoot triple digits
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| Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:45 pm |
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Deepslit
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Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2103 Location: Tampa, FL
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I was really big into golf back in the day...like ages 10-14. I've been wanting to get back into playing recently, gotta dust the cobwebs off and hit the range. I probably suck ass at it now.
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| Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:48 pm |
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SuperEffect
n00bfest Retired Ancient, Senior Admin
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 1944 Location: Parts unknown
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Stop now,you will only get worse at it and spends shit loads of cash.But riding the carts and drinking beer is pretty fun.
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| Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:13 pm |
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Mac
Forum Newbie
Joined: Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 86 Location: Tampa, FL
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I love me some Golf. I Played on my high school team. I Don't play as much now, and Florida gets so god damn hot in the summer it's almost unbearable.
I play at the Babe Zarahias Golf Course once in a while. What course did you play at Deepslit?
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| Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:10 pm |
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Brand0137
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Joined: Fri Apr 30, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 1306 Location: Athens, AL
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Super is awesome at slinging long clubs, especially when hitting balls.
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| Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:49 pm |
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doublesven
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Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2552
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Disc Golf FTW!!!!! Yea its so much better then reg golfing cause it was invented by stonners.
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| Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:26 pm |
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Coach
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Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 4936 Location: Gardendale, Texas
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SuperEffect wrote: Stop now,you will only get worse at it and spends s**t loads of cash.But riding the carts and drinking beer is pretty fun. What he said. My brother spent around $12,000 on golf a few years ago. What'd he get out of it? A closet full of golf bags, shoes and balls + an angry spouse who got pissed off that he wasn't there on the weekends.
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| Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:52 pm |
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State_Radio
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Joined: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 924
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SuperEffect wrote: Stop now,you will only get worse at it and spends s**t loads of cash.But riding the carts and drinking beer is pretty fun.
true that. Cigars while your at it
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| Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:04 pm |
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Thunder
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Joined: Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 32 Location: Vancouver, B.C.
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Weather's finally nice enough to golf, hit up my first game today, played terrible, but it's comin back. Also played Frolf (disk golf) the other day, such a less frusterating sport, and you can get drunk and/or stoned and still play decent. Both are awesome.
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| Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:34 pm |
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IonFlux
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Joined: Sat Jul 02, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1526 Location: Tampa, FL/ NAS Whidbey Island
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SuperEffect wrote: Stop now,you will only get worse at it and spends s**t loads of cash.But riding the carts and drinking beer is pretty fun.
Thats the best part of golfing really the only thing I like doing there I get bored of golfing after like the 5th hole then just get hammered and F*CK there cart up.
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| Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:35 pm |
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TwistedTrixz
Forum Newbie
Joined: Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 68 Location: Phoenix, Arizona
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Yeah, I went to the range after I posted this. Hit 150 balls.. got a blister in one hand.. Bad idea to hit 150.. Hit a couple good ones.. Hit the guy's cart who drives around scooping up the golf balls, was pretty funny. I might get out there and play 9 holes or 18 holes. I still need to learn what a birdie is, and pars and the others hah.
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| Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:54 pm |
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redtone
Forum Newbie
Joined: Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 47
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doublesven wrote: Disc Golf FTW!!!!! Yea its so much better then reg golfing cause it was invented by stonners.
F*CK yeah
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| Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:38 am |
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jdom
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 155
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purchase a glove.
A birdie is one stroke below par.
For each hole a Par is set. determined by length, difficulty etc.
When you get a Par it means you took the amount of strokes that is equal to the Par of the hole.
But in your case worry more about a bogey(one over par) or a double bogey (2 over par)
F*CK even a Triple bogey (3 over par)
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| Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:32 am |
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State_Radio
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Joined: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 924
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If you are getting blisters you could be holding the club wrong :/
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-Purple-
Game Server Admin
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5190 Location: Vegas Baby
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State_Radio wrote: If you are getting blisters you could be holding the club wrong :/
not could be, he is. once you have the proper grip you should not get blisters.
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redtone
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Joined: Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 47
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| Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:41 am |
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Control
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Joined: Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 60
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Mac wrote: I love me some Golf. I Played on my high school team. I Don't play as much now, and Florida gets so god damn hot in the summer it's almost unbearable.
I play at the Babe Zarahias Golf Course once in a while. What course did you play at Deepslit?
I didnt know you lived in Tampa area.... I play in the Tampa area all the time at Avila (was a Caddie here my freshman yr at USF before I transferred to UF..still have my membership), Innisbrook, World Woods and TPC of Tampa
we'll have to go play sometime got family that lives in Tampa Palms off Bruce B Downs
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| Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:52 am |
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Mac
Forum Newbie
Joined: Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 86 Location: Tampa, FL
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Control wrote: Mac wrote: I love me some Golf. I Played on my high school team. I Don't play as much now, and Florida gets so god damn hot in the summer it's almost unbearable.
I play at the Babe Zarahias Golf Course once in a while. What course did you play at Deepslit? I didnt know you lived in Tampa area.... I play in the Tampa area all the time at Avila (was a Caddie here my freshman yr at USF before I transferred to UF..still have my membership), Innisbrook, World Woods and TPC of Tampa we'll have to go play sometime got family that lives in Tampa Palms off Bruce B Downs
Awesome. Me you and deepslit, threesome.
I only played at avila once, way back in a tournament when I was a kid. The Claw is a nice course. Pretty damn challenging compared to The Babe (although any course is challenging compared to The Babe).
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Ruger9
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Joined: Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 542 Location: NY
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Golf is F*CKING great. I Golf twice a week and I play disc golf also. Both are very fun. Im actually going to Aarow Head CC on thursday. But yes it is true....your wife will be pissed, it will cost lots of money...but driving the cart, drinking beers and smokin buds is a great time no matter what you shoot. Shot a 96 last Thursday but my game improves every week. Yoou just need to get out there, keep your eye on the ball (dont lift your head) and dont try to crush it, just make contact...the club will do the work. Good luck and enjoy it.
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| Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:44 am |
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