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 Doing my part to populate the planet with n00bs 
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Yes, yes. My fifth child, lil Ellen, was born this past Thursday morning!!!


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Yes, yes. My fifth child, lil Ellen, was born this past Thursday morning!!!


grats, time to buy a new gun


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Jesus Christ, Shorty. I remember number 3 coming out.

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Congrats and Good Luck.

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F*CK. I can't find a picture of a baby in a speedo squatting over a cake.


Well, anyway, congratulations Shorty. Now get busy putting your wife through the pain of childbirth for a sixth time.

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Congrats man!!

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GG

now post screenies :P

cereal tho.. very happy for you.


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Congrats man!!!


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Congrats...Wow 5 kids huh? i have a hard time watching my nephew 4 days a week. he is in his terrible 2's. Good luck to ya man.


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Congrats mate

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Yes, yes. My fifth child, lil Ellen, was born this past Thursday morning!!!



congrats bro

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Gratz!

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gawd damn i cant even take care of my cousin F*CKING beaner child oh ya congratz

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Damn dude, 5? Congrats man. Bet ya enjoyed making every one of them haha

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grats!


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Yes, yes. My fifth child, lil Ellen, was born this past Thursday morning!!!


Congrats bro.

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Shorty wrote:
Yes, yes. My fifth child, lil Ellen, was born this past Thursday morning!!!



congrats bro


same here WELL DONE Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_06

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Shorty had a baby shorty, how sweet. Grats.

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Congrats!


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Congrats, man!


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