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Ginzu
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Joined: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 2713
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 Dont try this at home
So yeah i was in the laundry with my girlfriend and i decided to go for a quicky (laundry is at her home, parents included), so i just pulled her pants down and started fooling around, so there i was doggy style, standing up and other shit, so while i was pumping her from behind, i may add that consider myself a man who brings pleasure to his laddys, so i was stimulating her clit at the same time i was penetrating, next thing you know, i pulled my dick off and i thrusted again, but it was a hard thrust so i missed her pu$$y and i hit my penis head with my index finger and i was like WTF, i turned to watch my dick and it was bleeding i washed my dick and i noticed a cut, but it wasnt just a F*CKING little cut, no sir, it was this line all across my penis, the funny thing is that 2 days ago i cut my nails off, imagine if i wouldnt cut them off.
I spend this last weak without sex nor bj´s, i couldnt even masturbate, well ill admit i try´ed and i came even with the pain included, i dont know if that makes me a maso, but oh well.
So long story short, pick your positions to do this oooor thrust with ease.
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| Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:26 pm |
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Deepslit
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Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2103 Location: Tampa, FL
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Maybe you should come back once you learn sentence structure.
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| Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:53 pm |
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Ginzu
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 2713
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Deepslit wrote: Maybe you should come back once you learn sentence structure.
NO
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| Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:03 pm |
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Mindless
Game Server Admin
Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 4359 Location: The Nasty Nati
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Deepslit wrote: Maybe you should come back once you learn sentence structure.
Don't be a hater, that is some funny ass shit.
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| Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:19 pm |
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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Maybe you should come back once you learn sexing structure.
_________________ I got a sex change.
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| Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:32 pm |
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WaffleLover
Game Server Admin
Joined: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 1581 Location: Zuols moms room.
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yea,use better grammar...and learn to aim i mean cmon...it isnt that hard
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| Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:34 pm |
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Tazzaler
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Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North
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lol you can't do anything right now can you? You can't English correctly and you can't F*CK correctly as well as you can't play CS:S correctly.
_________________
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| Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:48 pm |
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Ginzu
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 2713
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Tazzaler wrote: lol you can't do anything right now can you? You can't English correctly and you can't f**k correctly as well as you can't play CS:S correctly.
Thats what she said
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| Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:12 pm |
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RussianTrix
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Joined: Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 2049 Location: UNDER YOUR BED
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Tazzaler wrote: lol you can't do anything right now can you? You can't English correctly and you can't f**k correctly as well as you can't play CS:S correctly.
LOL BURN WOOO!!!
_________________ Vision wrote: How many girls (not fatties) have touched your no-no spot because you were a competitive CS player?
JoeMamma wrote: Not everyone is a F*CKING homosexual gun freak like you are.
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| Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:06 pm |
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WeEdMaN
[n00b] Member
Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 3188 Location: Tarpon Springs FL.
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AngryKitten wrote: Maybe you should come back once you learn sexing structure.
Do you even know what "SEX" is??? Lol.
Anyway that is some funny ass shit there silly nub learn to do it right.
_________________ <div>n00bfest 4LiF3!! Da WeEdMaN PwNz Ya!</div><br />
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| Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:15 pm |
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Ginzu
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 2713
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WeEdMaN wrote: AngryKitten wrote: Maybe you should come back once you learn sexing structure. Do you even know what "SEX" is??? Lol. Anyway that is some funny ass s**t there silly nub learn to do it right.
I know how to do it, but still, there are sometimes that you miss one or 3 thrusts and it happened to be in that occasion.
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| Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:47 pm |
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noobanator
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Joined: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 842 Location: Northern California
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so what your saying Gin is you have bad aim? LoL!!!!!! you just suck at life right now man......LoL!
_________________Tazzaler wrote: Man Apok gets gayer and gayer each post he makes. 
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| Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:43 pm |
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Ginzu
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 2713
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noobanator wrote: so what your saying Gin is you have bad aim? LoL!!!!!! you just suck at life right now man......LoL!
No, because my name is not noobanator
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| Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:05 pm |
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