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 This is why you're fat. 
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http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/


Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:41 am
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Well, if we don't eat food that looks like it's been regurgitated that's about 3/4 of the list right there. I went through 7 pages and not one item looked appetizing lol.


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Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:08 am
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I had to LOL @ the McGangBang on page 3.

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Deepslit wrote:
Well, if we don't eat food that looks like it's been regurgitated that's about 3/4 of the list right there. I went through 7 pages and not one item looked appetizing lol.


What he said and plus i rather die then eat that shit. Better to die young then with a massive heart attack when im 60.

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Deepslit wrote:
Well, if we don't eat food that looks like it's been regurgitated that's about 3/4 of the list right there. I went through 7 pages and not one item looked appetizing lol.


Agreed.

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I puked a little.

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I puked a little.
I could feel my arteries clog a little.

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that deep fat fried grilled cheese looked tempting to make though...

EDIT: DAMN DEEP FRIED OREOS THIS SHIT LOOKS F*CKING GREAT
more F*CKING shit I can make with my deep fat fryer.

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.....i just threw up a little in my mouth.............mmmmmm taste like my 30,000 calorie burger i had for lunch.....yum yum

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haha, that pizza cone looks kinda good right now

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AngryKitten wrote:
I puked a little.



Would you permit a kiss after a fresh vomit?


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Tazzaler wrote:
that deep fat fried grilled cheese looked tempting to make though...

EDIT: DAMN DEEP FRIED OREOS THIS s**t LOOKS f**king GREAT
more f**king s**t I can make with my deep fat fryer.


Edit: You don't have to...nevermind.


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DANG IM HUNGRY lol

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LOL. A freaking Pizza Cone ;)


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OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

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lol ima fat ass...so i will probably try some of that sooner or later...lol...im actually hungry now O.O


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wafflelover = Luff Waffle ?


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Mac wrote:
wafflelover = Luff Waffle ?


Its a highly complex anagram, lol, go figure.


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Mac wrote:
wafflelover = Luff Waffle ?


More then likely i think it is. That 12 whole bird with 48 different types of breast meat looked kinda good. Didn'T go that far the first time.

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All of that looked heelllla good i don't know what you're talkin about.


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