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 Would you survive a nuke? 
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Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:47 pm
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WOW, the tsar bomb would desapair Monterrey, and if it would hit Mazatlan it would probably end all the south city´s in sinaloa state, that is amazing.


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i thought the tzar bomba used conventional explosives. like the american MOAB.


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where could i acquire such a device?

hahah im sure this thread is in a echelon database right now and there are a bunch of NSA guys pouring over it as i type this lol.


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In Russia, conventional explosives are nukes.

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the_yeti wrote:
i thought the tzar bomba used conventional explosives. like the american MOAB.

The russians use a FOAB which is the Father of all Bombs which is their conventional weapons blast like the MOAB which was claimed to be bigger than the MOAB, the Tzar Bomba was the name of the Russian Nuclear blast that was the biggest ever tested.


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Oh, and no, I would not survive a nuclear blast. Most people wouldn't.

In fact, if I didn't die immediately, I'd /ragequit from the whole uncomfortable skinless, eyeless creature thing I'd have become.

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I would just catch it before it hit the ground and then sell it back to the Russians. Its a brilliant scheme. Continuous money flow.


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Oh, and no, I would not survive a nuclear blast. Most people wouldn't.

In fact, if I didn't die immediately, I'd /ragequit from the whole uncomfortable skinless, eyeless creature thing I'd have become.

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I would cause i live in kansas and theres nuttin out here for them to nuke besides the 15 nukes we have Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_08 here.

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Vision wrote:
AngryKitten wrote:
Oh, and no, I would not survive a nuclear blast. Most people wouldn't.

In fact, if I didn't die immediately, I'd /ragequit from the whole uncomfortable skinless, eyeless creature thing I'd have become.


I survived most if they were to hit my old high school...not that that would ever happen...but if it DID...


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I'm from North Dakota.....

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AnalChowMein wrote:
I would just catch it before it hit the ground and then sell it back to the Russians. Its a brilliant scheme. Continuous money flow.

correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe these are designed to detonate before impact for maximum destruction.

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I would just catch it before it hit the ground and then sell it back to the Russians. Its a brilliant scheme. Continuous money flow.

correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe these are designed to detonate before impact for maximum destruction.


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you are correct, i don't know how tall he is, or how good his nuke catching abilities are :)

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Imagine a 3000 foot tall Goku in Armani clothes and fabulous accessories.

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hahahaha nice!

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I don't think anyone would bother wasting a nuke on Nova Scotia, unless they think taking out Halifax harbor was worth it.

Even then I'm out of range of even the Tsar bomb in that case.


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