Oh. So here's my earlier exploits:

"Hey, is this the Old Man Kiddy Diddling Center?"
*click*

"Hey, I heard you've got some hot and horny little boys there."
*click*

So I start talking to this bitch about debt consolidation and we start working on getting my debt (lol) consolidated and we're about halfway done when...

"Oh F*CK. What were we talking about?"
Pause. "Well, sir, we were consolidating your debt in to one low monthly payment."
"What? Who are you and why are you selling me Playboys?"
"Sir?"
"God, you sound sexy. What are you wearing?"
"That's not appropriate, sir."
"Moan for me, baby."
*click*

Haha very nice kitten and what are you doing in the server right now for that matter this is the first time i seen you of mr.goodcat in the server. Anyways it was fun playing with you guys.

That was for teh epic lulz.

Yeah Tom Mabe rules,i have some of his tapes from about ten years ago,yes tapes.He is a regular on John Boy and billy.

Okay I haven't had time to call but when I do I am going to use some soundboards.

I am going to grab my camera out tonight and see if I can't record it.

So I called like 34 times tonight. I couldn't get the bastards to play along. I got it on film but it blows until the end when I ask the lady if she has a fat ass or if she is shaved. They kept putting me on hold. I had a great bit set up were I was going to jerk off to what they were saying. F*CKERS....

34 times? God, I'm happy again.

I also asked questions that received an immediate hang up such as,

"Do you have a wide set vagina?"

"Are you shaven down there, or are you hairy as hell."

"Do you have a fat ass?"

"Let me talk to that C*CK making all the noise in the background messing up my my debt consolidation!"

"I would like to see what you are hiding in your vagina."

"Who the F*CK keeps putting me on hold, I'm going to suck his dick."