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 Fun With Telemarketers!!! 
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This company was calling my house and talking to my wife earlier today and could not be stopped. Fools left their number on my caller ID.

She started calling them back and asking for a supervisor, and they would simply hang up! She called over and over and started to get irate with them and they still just hung up!

I came home and decided to have some fun with them, so I started cussing them out.

"Would you like to consolodate your debt?"
"I'll keep calling you filthy C*CK back until you put me through to a mother F*CKING supervisor!"
*click*

"You're a F*CKING scam and I know it!"
*click*

"F*CK you F*CKING F*CKERS!"
*click*

I will make it my mission to pursue these morons until they give up some information on someone in charge. Please let me know if you can get the number to a supervisor.

Please call and post your best exchanges here!!

Northside Debt Services
818-870-9270

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Sounds like fun it will be a great way to use up the 1000 mins that i dont use everymonth.

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the best way to "get them" is to act polite and interested without giving them any of your personal information. once you get them to believe you are interested, getting a supervisor on the phone should be no problem.

maybe use the excuse that you're having trouble understanding the person on the phone or that there is a bad connection.

also, if you have registered your phone number with the national "do not call list" then you can turn that company in for violating it and they will be fined (hopefully). there have been lawsuits against companies on the order of millions of dollars for violating the do not call list. get the person's name and extension, and tell them that you are recording the call for "quality assurance purposes" :) and you will be giving everything to your local congressman/woman.

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priceless


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much.

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added.


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Totally agreed. Seen this at least 10 times and still amazed by it.

Probably scripted, though.


Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:16 pm
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Why dont you guys call? F*CKING pussies. Get a pair and have some fun!

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CorpseHumper wrote:
Why dont you guys call? f**king pussies. Get a pair and have some fun!


lol will do hey buzz i need to talk to you give me a call if you can... i lost your number. i had your number in my cell phone but it took a huge shit... its about the site and psyco stats.

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Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.

Man is not free unless government is limited.

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much.

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added.


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Totally agreed. Seen this at least 10 times and still amazed by it.

Probably scripted, though.


Pure Guineuss. i should try that next time someone calls. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_04

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Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:46 pm
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Garrett wrote:
MIKE wrote:


Totally agreed. Seen this at least 10 times and still amazed by it.

Probably scripted, though.


Guineuss


WAT?

CorpseHumper wrote:
Why dont you guys call? f**king pussies. Get a pair and have some fun!


I'm in Canada, that'd be long distance and yeh. I'm Jewish.


Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:57 pm
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Garrett wrote:
MIKE wrote:


Totally agreed. Seen this at least 10 times and still amazed by it.

Probably scripted, though.


Pure Guineuss. i should try that next time someone calls. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_04

You do mean Genius, right? If not, please clarify as I'm probably reading it wrong.

And yeah, that call was funny. =) It keeps distracting me from Stats HW though, and that's bad.


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lmfao!!


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lmfao!!

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I will be calling when I get home from work.

I love it when they call me.

I love it even more when the Mormons come to my house to try and save me from the wrath of god. Its more fun when its face to face. I have invited them into my house many times. Offered them drinks (jack & coke or beer of course) I have never had them actually come inside though. I answered the door one time in a pair of TIGHT ass underwear. It was great. They both looked down then immediately back up. They looked me in the eye the entire time even though I was trying to draw attention to my crotch. I have mooned them at my parents house through the sliding glass door. Swearing in front of them is really fun. Trying to get them to mow your grass.

Maybe this summer I will have a blank tape and charged battery handy and try and record it.


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Id call but i have a feeling it would cost me to much to be worth it..... Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_31

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I will be calling when I get home from work.

I love it when they call me.

I love it even more when the Mormons come to my house to try and save me from the wrath of god. Its more fun when its face to face. I have invited them into my house many times. Offered them drinks (jack & coke or beer of course) I have never had them actually come inside though. I answered the door one time in a pair of TIGHT ass underwear. It was great. They both looked down then immediately back up. They looked me in the eye the entire time even though I was trying to draw attention to my crotch. I have mooned them at my parents house through the sliding glass door. Swearing in front of them is really fun. Trying to get them to mow your grass.

Maybe this summer I will have a blank tape and charged battery handy and try and record it.


Now that is F*CKING priceless i would love to do that but they don't come in my hood they would get harrassed to buy crack or something before they to get to a house.

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I swear by god you guys are the most super duper group ever.

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That was some good shit right there


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I swear by god you guys are the most super duper group ever.


it gets better..

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I cant believe not a single person here has the testicles to call!!!

I've called them over a dozen times. They obviously have no intentions of making me stop or charging me with a crime.

Just call and ask if you can speak to a supervisor. Insist on it and they'll hang up on you. Do that 3 times and the next thing you know you'll be calling them and swearing your head off.

You F*CKING vaginas... this place used to have some balls. It's a shame to see what you have all been reduced to...........

I'm calling them 6 more times right now just because you're all a barrell of cunts.

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What makes this even more juicy is that most of these places sub that shit out to people working out of there homes.So your probably calling some ones house,where there is no supervisor.

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