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Here of late every time i think of jumping in and playing a little css the server is full.So here is my proposal,add a 16 slot n00bfest server.Im getting old and slow so 32 doesn't leave me any room to wiggle around in so 16 would be the sweet spot for me.

I just wanted to get everyone's thoughts on this.I would like to see if we could set it up to have the spill over redirected to the 16 player server.That way if you tried to join the main and it were full you would just join the 16 automatically.

Might even consider playing with the awp on it also.maybe have it where if you purchased a awp your health was cut to 20 hp.That is just a thought,most likely it would not last but we could try it.

We would keep all the admins the same, as this would be a true n00bfest server.And i would want it to be a success if i funded it {lord knows i payed for some losers,death match quake...} so yes we would play the same old dull maps.As Corpse would say "boring repetitious maps grow n00bs".

Give me some feedback!!

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i think it sounds awesome

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It always amazed me how different the gameplay is dealing on the max slot number, I see it sometime when the wee hours of the morning there are only 16 on for a few hours before the main traffic starts flowing it.

Its an interesting proposition and I wonder how well it'd work as the track record for n00bfest previous secondary servers isn't all that great (most only lasting just a month or so before they became pretty much deserted (except for shottyfest...that was F*CKING nice for a good two months)).

[note I wasn't around during the elite server though I did here good things about that Fish tends to reminence about it somtimes].

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16 slots would be nice with 100 tic...

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It'd be awesome, and then people would realize they suck when the server lacks the chaos of a 32 man server, everyone stops playing, and we pay for three months of inactive.


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i like it, and ill be the first t say it...call it the elite server...


but make it have all the same rules as the main with the obvious exceptions (just like back in our CZ days)...

...16 slot, awps allowed, all-talk on, normal maps (but posibly the cal ones incase someone wants to go to them), and use it as the back-up scrim server for any of the sub-clans that want to play in it

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If we're doing a 16-man server let's not F*CK the config up.

Everything allowed
May as well just make startmoney 8000

EITHER: CAL-Rotation or identical to Main

roundtime 1:40 MAX
possibly separate live/dead-talk
friendly fire... on?
buy-time 20 seconds to avoid spawn nade spamming



random suggestions, it's 5:15AM F*CK jooce



PS. F*CK DETROIT. YOUR ROADS SUCK BALLS.


I was in Detroit tonight for the Pistons/Bulls game.

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ApoKolypse wrote:
If we're doing a 16-man server let's not f**k the config up.

Everything allowed
May as well just make startmoney 8000

EITHER: CAL-Rotation or identical to Main

roundtime 1:40 MAX
possibly separate live/dead-talk
friendly fire... on?
buy-time 20 seconds to avoid spawn nade spamming



random suggestions, it's 5:15AM f**k jooce



PS. f**k DETROIT. YOUR ROADS SUCK BALLS.


I was in Detroit tonight for the Pistons/Bulls game.


What the F*CK do you expect, Detroit is one of the worst American cites in all category shit trying to get a job is like trying to rape a AFRICAN AMERICAN there (you can't rape a nigga, they'll put a razor out of their bra and just cut the F*CK out of you).

oh and nice config, I like it, especially the shorter round time, what ticks me off it seems the most in the main server is the F*CKING waiting time for the next round.


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ApoKolypse wrote:

PS. f**k DETROIT. YOUR ROADS SUCK BALLS.


I was in Detroit tonight for the Pistons/Bulls game.



I live about 12 miles past palace, I pass it going to work. You think the roads were bad last night? Psh, you should of been here last Friday/Sunday. I was chugging through 5-6 foot drifts up in the thumb.

Oh, and you were not in Detroit. You were in Auburn Hills. Auburn hills is rich snob area. If you wanna go to Detroit let me know and I will take you to some cool hangouts.

As far as the server goes, it we added it I may play more. Just keep the maps the same as the main. Anything outside of that I had trouble getting maps to load.


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SuperEffect wrote:
Here of late every time i think of jumping in and playing a little css the server is full.So here is my proposal,add a 16 slot n00bfest server.Im getting old and slow so 32 doesn't leave me any room to wiggle around in so 16 would be the sweet spot for me.

I just wanted to get everyone's thoughts on this.I would like to see if we could set it up to have the spill over redirected to the 16 player server.That way if you tried to join the main and it were full you would just join the 16 automatically.

Might even consider playing with the awp on it also.maybe have it where if you purchased a awp your health was cut to 20 hp.That is just a thought,most likely it would not last but we could try it.

We would keep all the admins the same, as this would be a true n00bfest server.And i would want it to be a success if i funded it {lord knows i payed for some losers,death match quake...} so yes we would play the same old dull maps.As Corpse would say "boring repetitious maps grow n00bs".

Give me some feedback!!



sounds good better playing with full server of n00bs

maybe we could have 2 smaller servers one elite and one main
with the overflow of players the elite would work this time i miss the elite

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noobanator wrote:
i think it sounds awesome


Yeah it would be very nice to get a 16 slot/ 100 tic server :)

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RussianTrix wrote:
noobanator wrote:
i think it sounds awesome


Yeah it would be very nice to get a 16 slot/ 100 tic server :)


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hell yeah, that sounds tight. (A) new server(s) sound(s) good.


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Omega wrote:
hell yeah, that sounds tight. (A) new server(s) sound(s) good.

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I was in Detroit briefly, had to pass through it from Port Huron.

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Tazzaler wrote:
Omega wrote:
hell yeah, that sounds tight. (A) new server(s) sound(s) good.

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ApoKolypse wrote:
If we're doing a 16-man server let's not f**k the config up.

Everything allowed
May as well just make startmoney 8000

EITHER: CAL-Rotation or identical to Main

roundtime 1:40 MAX
possibly separate live/dead-talk
friendly fire... on?
buy-time 20 seconds to avoid spawn nade spamming



Sounds like Apok has all the details we need, all we do need is that it does in fact spill people over when the main is full.

Otherwise, people wont know its there no matter how many times you spam it on the website or the main server.

Our CZ elite server was doing real well back in the day, the only thing that ended it was that ^b Snafu.

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i like it, and ill be the first t say it...call it the elite server...


but make it have all the same rules as the main with the obvious exceptions (just like back in our CZ days)...

...16 slot, awps allowed, all-talk on, normal maps (but posibly the cal ones incase someone wants to go to them), and use it as the back-up scrim server for any of the sub-clans that want to play in it


I second this Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_15

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Hey Omega, that bud of chronic in your avatar looks reallllll tasty :)

Also, I think instead of a 16, we should do an 18. I know it's only two slots more than the original idea but that's a good number i think.


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