start new thread

pyrokid fucked Simon

with his microscopic

big floppy donkey dick.

that's four words.

I has microscope?

Rolling on floor

LARPing my ass.

Back atthe ranch

the final end

There I be

eating water pumps

You guys suck at one word, two word or three word stories! GAWD! Highlight the text then ctrl+C the previous text, then ctrl+v to paste it...THEN add your own! So far, here's what we have:

The game began in a box. Inside there was a little fox. The fox smelled like rotten eggs sunbathed for weeks covered in s**t. So I took the little fox and raped it. The fox had a semi-automatic weapon but no ammo. So the fox took the empty-pistol and penetrated it's gaping, wide wet magazine with many THE END.... or is it? There I was picking, my bum, There I was, f**king the fox.

There I was, being a douche. When suddenly I, there I was, ruining this thread. I killed Pyrokid with my gun and watched his microscopic peepee get split into two the two pieces (that) smelled like a sweaty Mexican armpit. After a long shower of feces. He ate his severed penis, and watched 2girls 1cup while sitting in a pile of jagged pointy rocks. There I was taking his picture of myself spreading my hairy genitals on his face, when he said, "Wake up" so I killed him with a three ring binder my trapper keeper was at home O M G! I yelled as he shoved his PVC pipe in his ever widening ass pit of filth. "I love peanut butter sandwiches but I rent jelly jars that hold twelve ounces of glowing semen that stinks like Anal Chow Mein on a hot summer's day."

Schmegma shot into my new toaster oven which caused it to burn up and explode chunks into my mouth. I brushed my teeth with manure steaming man chowder and rinsed with real lemon-flavored $5 ho juice. The juice made my teeth look really, really good.

Then I Farted, it smelled like cat piss. Then, God told me, "Search for the lost cheeto under the fat rolls of your grandmother and eat it." Then sucked on...There I was f**king a goat eating smelling salts when i realized Cup likes dicks. I killed Apokalypse, without a d**k, "I'm the flamer?" asked the fox, as he went straight to hell and turned into a flaming monkey with bald testes, that were green.

There I was with hairy testes f**king a cup when suddenly, a (n) ApoKdIck raped death's hairy cornhole and lactating Cupofsoup's big muscle-bound biceps, Which were implants from Johnny Quest. Pyrokid has a problem with blacks and other types of kool-aid drinking wide nose having, best dance-knowing, fried chicken loving, massive penis having, purple soda loving, big ass having c**k sucking dildos. Unrelated things kill just like pyro wrestling BIG C*CK, he juggles C*CK. OH BOY C*CK! The fox's c**k choked Pyrokid into giving it multiple screaming orgasms in a raging...

There I was on the bus breaking continuity AGAIN when suddenly a BIG f**king DILDO flew into Strange's big fat wet Gaping Ass Gina, his vagina teeth, The end. YES! Arrrrrrrrrgh me mateys, f**k you, n****r. Can't we all Just get along? I love Simon, Pyrokid f**ked Simon, with his microscopic, big floppy donkey d**k. That's four words. I has microscope? Rolling on floor larping my ass. (Meanwhile) Back at the ranch, the final end. There I be eating water pumps on a little

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You guys suck at one word, two word or three word stories! GAWD! Highlight the text then ctrl+C the previous text, then ctrl+v to paste it...THEN add your own! So far, here's what we have:

The game began in a box. Inside there was a little fox. The fox smelled like rotten eggs sunbathed for weeks covered in s**t. So I took the little fox and raped it. The fox had a semi-automatic weapon but no ammo. So the fox took the empty-pistol and penetrated it's gaping, wide wet magazine with many THE END.... or is it? There I was picking, my bum, There I was, f**king the fox.

There I was, being a douche. When suddenly I, there I was, ruining this thread. I killed Pyrokid with my gun and watched his microscopic peepee get split into two the two pieces (that) smelled like a sweaty Mexican armpit. After a long shower of feces. He ate his severed penis, and watched 2girls 1cup while sitting in a pile of jagged pointy rocks. There I was taking his picture of myself spreading my hairy genitals on his face, when he said, "Wake up" so I killed him with a three ring binder my trapper keeper was at home O M G! I yelled as he shoved his PVC pipe in his ever widening ass pit of filth. "I love peanut butter sandwiches but I rent jelly jars that hold twelve ounces of glowing semen that stinks like Anal Chow Mein on a hot summer's day."

Schmegma shot into my new toaster oven which caused it to burn up and explode chunks into my mouth. I brushed my teeth with manure steaming man chowder and rinsed with real lemon-flavored $5 ho juice. The juice made my teeth look really, really good.

Then I Farted, it smelled like cat piss. Then, God told me, "Search for the lost cheeto under the fat rolls of your grandmother and eat it." Then sucked on...There I was f**king a goat eating smelling salts when i realized Cup likes dicks. I killed Apokalypse, without a d**k, "I'm the flamer?" asked the fox, as he went straight to hell and turned into a flaming monkey with bald testes, that were green.

There I was with hairy testes f**king a cup when suddenly, a (n) ApoKdIck raped death's hairy cornhole and lactating Cupofsoup's big muscle-bound biceps, Which were implants from Johnny Quest. Pyrokid has a problem with blacks and other types of kool-aid drinking wide nose having, best dance-knowing, fried chicken loving, massive penis having, purple soda loving, big ass having c**k sucking dildos. Unrelated things kill just like pyro wrestling BIG C*CK, he juggles C*CK. OH BOY C*CK! The fox's c**k choked Pyrokid into giving it multiple screaming orgasms in a raging...

There I was on the bus breaking continuity AGAIN when suddenly a BIG f**king DILDO flew into Strange's big fat wet Gaping Ass Gina, his vagina teeth, The end. YES! Arrrrrrrrrgh me mateys, f**k you, n****r. Can't we all Just get along? I love Simon, Pyrokid f**ked Simon, with his microscopic, big floppy donkey d**k. That's four words. I has microscope? Rolling on floor larping my ass. (Meanwhile) Back at the ranch, the final end. There I be eating water pumps on a little porcupine that was

(ty for compiling it all, coach)

The game began in a box. Inside there was a little fox. The fox smelled like rotten eggs sunbathed for weeks covered in s**t. So I took the little fox and raped it. The fox had a semi-automatic weapon but no ammo. So the fox took the empty-pistol and penetrated it's gaping, wide wet magazine with many THE END.... or is it? There I was picking, my bum, There I was, f**king the fox.

There I was, being a douche. When suddenly I, there I was, ruining this thread. I killed Pyrokid with my gun and watched his microscopic peepee get split into two the two pieces (that) smelled like a sweaty Mexican armpit. After a long shower of feces. He ate his severed penis, and watched 2girls 1cup while sitting in a pile of jagged pointy rocks. There I was taking his picture of myself spreading my hairy genitals on his face, when he said, "Wake up" so I killed him with a three ring binder my trapper keeper was at home O M G! I yelled as he shoved his PVC pipe in his ever widening ass pit of filth. "I love peanut butter sandwiches but I rent jelly jars that hold twelve ounces of glowing semen that stinks like Anal Chow Mein on a hot summer's day."

Schmegma shot into my new toaster oven which caused it to burn up and explode chunks into my mouth. I brushed my teeth with manure steaming man chowder and rinsed with real lemon-flavored $5 ho juice. The juice made my teeth look really, really good.

Then I Farted, it smelled like cat piss. Then, God told me, "Search for the lost cheeto under the fat rolls of your grandmother and eat it." Then sucked on...There I was f**king a goat eating smelling salts when i realized Cup likes dicks. I killed Apokalypse, without a d**k, "I'm the flamer?" asked the fox, as he went straight to hell and turned into a flaming monkey with bald testes, that were green.

There I was with hairy testes f**king a cup when suddenly, a (n) ApoKdIck raped death's hairy cornhole and lactating Cupofsoup's big muscle-bound biceps, Which were implants from Johnny Quest. Pyrokid has a problem with blacks and other types of kool-aid drinking wide nose having, best dance-knowing, fried chicken loving, massive penis having, purple soda loving, big ass having c**k sucking dildos. Unrelated things kill just like pyro wrestling BIG C*CK, he juggles C*CK. OH BOY C*CK! The fox's c**k choked Pyrokid into giving it multiple screaming orgasms in a raging...

There I was on the bus breaking continuity AGAIN when suddenly a BIG f**king DILDO flew into Strange's big fat wet Gaping Ass Gina, his vagina teeth, The end. YES! Arrrrrrrrrgh me mateys, f**k you, n****r. Can't we all Just get along? I love Simon, Pyrokid f**ked Simon, with his microscopic, big floppy donkey d**k. That's four words. I has microscope? Rolling on floor larping my ass. (Meanwhile) Back at the ranch, the final end. There I be eating water pumps on a little porcupine that was lubing my anus.

The game began in a box. Inside there was a little fox. The fox smelled like rotten eggs sunbathed for weeks covered in s**t. So I took the little fox and raped it. The fox had a semi-automatic weapon but no ammo. So the fox took the empty-pistol and penetrated it's gaping, wide wet magazine with many THE END.... or is it? There I was picking, my bum, There I was, f**king the fox.

There I was, being a douche. When suddenly I, there I was, ruining this thread. I killed Pyrokid with my gun and watched his microscopic peepee get split into two the two pieces (that) smelled like a sweaty Mexican armpit. After a long shower of feces. He ate his severed penis, and watched 2girls 1cup while sitting in a pile of jagged pointy rocks. There I was taking his picture of myself spreading my hairy genitals on his face, when he said, "Wake up" so I killed him with a three ring binder my trapper keeper was at home O M G! I yelled as he shoved his PVC pipe in his ever widening ass pit of filth. "I love peanut butter sandwiches but I rent jelly jars that hold twelve ounces of glowing semen that stinks like Anal Chow Mein on a hot summer's day."

Schmegma shot into my new toaster oven which caused it to burn up and explode chunks into my mouth. I brushed my teeth with manure steaming man chowder and rinsed with real lemon-flavored $5 ho juice. The juice made my teeth look really, really good.

Then I Farted, it smelled like cat piss. Then, God told me, "Search for the lost cheeto under the fat rolls of your grandmother and eat it." Then sucked on...There I was f**king a goat eating smelling salts when i realized Cup likes dicks. I killed Apokalypse, without a d**k, "I'm the flamer?" asked the fox, as he went straight to hell and turned into a flaming monkey with bald testes, that were green.

There I was with hairy testes f**king a cup when suddenly, a (n) ApoKdIck raped death's hairy cornhole and lactating Cupofsoup's big muscle-bound biceps, Which were implants from Johnny Quest. Pyrokid has a problem with blacks and other types of kool-aid drinking wide nose having, best dance-knowing, fried chicken loving, massive penis having, purple soda loving, big ass having c**k sucking dildos. Unrelated things kill just like pyro wrestling BIG C*CK, he juggles C*CK. OH BOY C*CK! The fox's c**k choked Pyrokid into giving it multiple screaming orgasms in a raging...

There I was on the bus breaking continuity AGAIN when suddenly a BIG f**king DILDO flew into Strange's big fat wet Gaping Ass Gina, his vagina teeth, The end. YES! Arrrrrrrrrgh me mateys, f**k you, n****r. Can't we all Just get along? I love Simon, Pyrokid f**ked Simon, with his microscopic, big floppy donkey d**k. That's four words. I has microscope? Rolling on floor larping my ass. (Meanwhile) Back at the ranch, the final end. There I be eating water pumps on a little porcupine that was lubing my anus. Thats when i

The game began in a box. Inside there was a little fox. The fox smelled like rotten eggs sunbathed for weeks covered in s**t. So I took the little fox and raped it. The fox had a semi-automatic weapon but no ammo. So the fox took the empty-pistol and penetrated it's gaping, wide wet magazine with many THE END.... or is it? There I was picking, my bum, There I was, f**king the fox.

There I was, being a douche. When suddenly I, there I was, ruining this thread. I killed Pyrokid with my gun and watched his microscopic peepee get split into two the two pieces (that) smelled like a sweaty Mexican armpit. After a long shower of feces. He ate his severed penis, and watched 2girls 1cup while sitting in a pile of jagged pointy rocks. There I was taking his picture of myself spreading my hairy genitals on his face, when he said, "Wake up" so I killed him with a three ring binder my trapper keeper was at home O M G! I yelled as he shoved his PVC pipe in his ever widening ass pit of filth. "I love peanut butter sandwiches but I rent jelly jars that hold twelve ounces of glowing semen that stinks like Anal Chow Mein on a hot summer's day."

Schmegma shot into my new toaster oven which caused it to burn up and explode chunks into my mouth. I brushed my teeth with manure steaming man chowder and rinsed with real lemon-flavored $5 ho juice. The juice made my teeth look really, really good.

Then I Farted, it smelled like cat piss. Then, God told me, "Search for the lost cheeto under the fat rolls of your grandmother and eat it." Then sucked on...There I was f**king a goat eating smelling salts when i realized Cup likes dicks. I killed Apokalypse, without a d**k, "I'm the flamer?" asked the fox, as he went straight to hell and turned into a flaming monkey with bald testes, that were green.

There I was with hairy testes f**king a cup when suddenly, a (n) ApoKdIck raped death's hairy cornhole and lactating Cupofsoup's big muscle-bound biceps, Which were implants from Johnny Quest. Pyrokid has a problem with blacks and other types of kool-aid drinking wide nose having, best dance-knowing, fried chicken loving, massive penis having, purple soda loving, big ass having c**k sucking dildos. Unrelated things kill just like pyro wrestling BIG C*CK, he juggles C*CK. OH BOY C*CK! The fox's c**k choked Pyrokid into giving it multiple screaming orgasms in a raging...

There I was on the bus breaking continuity AGAIN when suddenly a BIG f**king DILDO flew into Strange's big fat wet Gaping Ass Gina, his vagina teeth, The end. YES! Arrrrrrrrrgh me mateys, f**k you, n****r. Can't we all Just get along? I love Simon, Pyrokid f**ked Simon, with his microscopic, big floppy donkey d**k. That's four words. I has microscope? Rolling on floor larping my ass. (Meanwhile) Back at the ranch, the final end. There I be eating water pumps on a little porcupine that was lubing my anus. Thats when I started to believe

The game began in a box. Inside there was a little fox. The fox smelled like rotten eggs sunbathed for weeks covered in s**t. So I took the little fox and raped it. The fox had a semi-automatic weapon but no ammo. So the fox took the empty-pistol and penetrated it's gaping, wide wet magazine with many THE END.... or is it? There I was picking, my bum, There I was, f**king the fox.

There I was, being a douche. When suddenly I, there I was, ruining this thread. I killed Pyrokid with my gun and watched his microscopic peepee get split into two the two pieces (that) smelled like a sweaty Mexican armpit. After a long shower of feces. He ate his severed penis, and watched 2girls 1cup while sitting in a pile of jagged pointy rocks. There I was taking his picture of myself spreading my hairy genitals on his face, when he said, "Wake up" so I killed him with a three ring binder my trapper keeper was at home O M G! I yelled as he shoved his PVC pipe in his ever widening ass pit of filth. "I love peanut butter sandwiches but I rent jelly jars that hold twelve ounces of glowing semen that stinks like Anal Chow Mein on a hot summer's day."

Schmegma shot into my new toaster oven which caused it to burn up and explode chunks into my mouth. I brushed my teeth with manure steaming man chowder and rinsed with real lemon-flavored $5 ho juice. The juice made my teeth look really, really good.

Then I Farted, it smelled like cat piss. Then, God told me, "Search for the lost cheeto under the fat rolls of your grandmother and eat it." Then sucked on...There I was f**king a goat eating smelling salts when i realized Cup likes dicks. I killed Apokalypse, without a d**k, "I'm the flamer?" asked the fox, as he went straight to hell and turned into a flaming monkey with bald testes, that were green.

There I was with hairy testes f**king a cup when suddenly, a (n) ApoKdIck raped death's hairy cornhole and lactating Cupofsoup's big muscle-bound biceps, Which were implants from Johnny Quest. Pyrokid has a problem with blacks and other types of kool-aid drinking wide nose having, best dance-knowing, fried chicken loving, massive penis having, purple soda loving, big ass having c**k sucking dildos. Unrelated things kill just like pyro wrestling BIG C*CK, he juggles C*CK. OH BOY C*CK! The fox's c**k choked Pyrokid into giving it multiple screaming orgasms in a raging...

There I was on the bus breaking continuity AGAIN when suddenly a BIG f**king DILDO flew into Strange's big fat wet Gaping Ass Gina, his vagina teeth, The end. YES! Arrrrrrrrrgh me mateys, f**k you, n****r. Can't we all Just get along? I love Simon, Pyrokid f**ked Simon, with his microscopic, big floppy donkey d**k. That's four words. I has microscope? Rolling on floor larping my ass. (Meanwhile) Back at the ranch, the final end. There I be eating water pumps on a little porcupine that was lubing my anus. Thats when I started to believe In Homosexual Tendensies

The game began in a box. Inside there was a little fox. The fox smelled like rotten eggs sunbathed for weeks covered in s**t. So I took the little fox and raped it. The fox had a semi-automatic weapon but no ammo. So the fox took the empty-pistol and penetrated it's gaping, wide wet magazine with many THE END.... or is it? There I was picking, my bum, There I was, f**king the fox.

There I was, being a douche. When suddenly I, there I was, ruining this thread. I killed Pyrokid with my gun and watched his microscopic peepee get split into two the two pieces (that) smelled like a sweaty Mexican armpit. After a long shower of feces. He ate his severed penis, and watched 2girls 1cup while sitting in a pile of jagged pointy rocks. There I was taking his picture of myself spreading my hairy genitals on his face, when he said, "Wake up" so I killed him with a three ring binder my trapper keeper was at home O M G! I yelled as he shoved his PVC pipe in his ever widening ass pit of filth. "I love peanut butter sandwiches but I rent jelly jars that hold twelve ounces of glowing semen that stinks like Anal Chow Mein on a hot summer's day."

Schmegma shot into my new toaster oven which caused it to burn up and explode chunks into my mouth. I brushed my teeth with manure steaming man chowder and rinsed with real lemon-flavored $5 ho juice. The juice made my teeth look really, really good.

Then I Farted, it smelled like cat piss. Then, God told me, "Search for the lost cheeto under the fat rolls of your grandmother and eat it." Then sucked on...There I was f**king a goat eating smelling salts when i realized Cup likes dicks. I killed Apokalypse, without a d**k, "I'm the flamer?" asked the fox, as he went straight to hell and turned into a flaming monkey with bald testes, that were green.

There I was with hairy testes f**king a cup when suddenly, a (n) ApoKdIck raped death's hairy cornhole and lactating Cupofsoup's big muscle-bound biceps, Which were implants from Johnny Quest. Pyrokid has a problem with blacks and other types of kool-aid drinking wide nose having, best dance-knowing, fried chicken loving, massive penis having, purple soda loving, big ass having c**k sucking dildos. Unrelated things kill just like pyro wrestling BIG C*CK, he juggles C*CK. OH BOY C*CK! The fox's c**k choked Pyrokid into giving it multiple screaming orgasms in a raging...

There I was on the bus breaking continuity AGAIN when suddenly a BIG f**king DILDO flew into Strange's big fat wet Gaping Ass Gina, his vagina teeth, The end. YES! Arrrrrrrrrgh me mateys, f**k you, n****r. Can't we all Just get along? I love Simon, Pyrokid f**ked Simon, with his microscopic, big floppy donkey d**k. That's four words. I has microscope? Rolling on floor larping my ass. (Meanwhile) Back at the ranch, the final end. There I be eating water pumps on a little porcupine that was lubing my anus. Thats when I started to believe In Homosexual Tendensies.

There I was

The game began in a box. Inside there was a little fox. The fox smelled like rotten eggs sunbathed for weeks covered in s**t. So I took the little fox and raped it. The fox had a semi-automatic weapon but no ammo. So the fox took the empty-pistol and penetrated it's gaping, wide wet magazine with many THE END.... or is it? There I was picking, my bum, There I was, f**king the fox.

There I was, being a douche. When suddenly I, there I was, ruining this thread. I killed Pyrokid with my gun and watched his microscopic peepee get split into two the two pieces (that) smelled like a sweaty Mexican armpit. After a long shower of feces. He ate his severed penis, and watched 2girls 1cup while sitting in a pile of jagged pointy rocks. There I was taking his picture of myself spreading my hairy genitals on his face, when he said, "Wake up" so I killed him with a three ring binder my trapper keeper was at home O M G! I yelled as he shoved his PVC pipe in his ever widening ass pit of filth. "I love peanut butter sandwiches but I rent jelly jars that hold twelve ounces of glowing semen that stinks like Anal Chow Mein on a hot summer's day."

Schmegma shot into my new toaster oven which caused it to burn up and explode chunks into my mouth. I brushed my teeth with manure steaming man chowder and rinsed with real lemon-flavored $5 ho juice. The juice made my teeth look really, really good.

Then I Farted, it smelled like cat piss. Then, God told me, "Search for the lost cheeto under the fat rolls of your grandmother and eat it." Then sucked on...There I was f**king a goat eating smelling salts when i realized Cup likes dicks. I killed Apokalypse, without a d**k, "I'm the flamer?" asked the fox, as he went straight to hell and turned into a flaming monkey with bald testes, that were green.

There I was with hairy testes f**king a cup when suddenly, a (n) ApoKdIck raped death's hairy cornhole and lactating Cupofsoup's big muscle-bound biceps, Which were implants from Johnny Quest. Pyrokid has a problem with blacks and other types of kool-aid drinking wide nose having, best dance-knowing, fried chicken loving, massive penis having, purple soda loving, big ass having c**k sucking dildos. Unrelated things kill just like pyro wrestling BIG C*CK, he juggles C*CK. OH BOY C*CK! The fox's c**k choked Pyrokid into giving it multiple screaming orgasms in a raging...

There I was on the bus breaking continuity AGAIN when suddenly a BIG f**king DILDO flew into Strange's big fat wet Gaping Ass Gina, his vagina teeth, The end. YES! Arrrrrrrrrgh me mateys, f**k you, n****r. Can't we all Just get along? I love Simon, Pyrokid f**ked Simon, with his microscopic, big floppy donkey d**k. That's four words. I has microscope? Rolling on floor larping my ass. (Meanwhile) Back at the ranch, the final end. There I be eating water pumps on a little porcupine that was lubing my anus. Thats when I started to believe In Homosexual Tendensies.

There I was, gargling hot asphalt