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MIKE
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 MIKE'S MOVIE REVIEWS
THE MUMMY - FAIL
X-FILES - FAIL
I spent 10$ to watch both, and wanted to kill myself.
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| Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:33 am |
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qwned
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THESE REVIEWS - FAIL
I'll bet both movies actually do suck, actually.
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| Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:33 am |
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Judicator
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MIKE wrote: I spent 10$ to watch both
FAIL
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MIKE
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Judicator wrote: MIKE wrote: I spent 10$ to watch both FAIL
Sorry.. dates aren't free mate. :[
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Judicator
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MIKE wrote: Sorry.. dates aren't free mate. :[
TAKING A DATE TO SEE X-FILES AND THE MUMMY - FAIL
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MIKE
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Judicator wrote: TAKING A DATE TO SEE X-FILES AND THE MUMMY - FAIL
Her choices... but letting her choose - fail so this is a moot point.
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Judicator
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Haha, word
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SK-XIII
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personally, if u've seen the dark night, i think for a few months or so, all movies will seem kinda crappy. until we get used to the garbage they feed us again.
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MIKE
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SK-XIII wrote: personally, if u've seen the dark night, i think for a few months or so, all movies will seem kinda crappy. until we get used to the garbage they feed us again.
I saw Dark Knight, and I think it was more hype than anything. It was a decent movie, but they really missed out on developing two-face... his part was nowhere near long enough. Heath did a fine job as Joker, but I've never been impressed by the character of Joker. People just don't want to speak poorly of the dead AFRICAN AMERICAN's performance.
Quantifying the ratings, I'd say:
X-Files - 1/5
The Mummy - 2/5
Wanted - 2/5
Dark Knight - 3/5
Get Smart - 4/5
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| Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:11 am |
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Pyrokid
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What made you go see Wanted?
My opinion
TDK - 7-8/10
The rating will gradually drop the more times I see it.
Can't compare very well with a x/5 scale.
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MIKE
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Pyrokid wrote: What made you go see Wanted?
My opinion TDK - 7-8/10 The rating will gradually drop the more times I see it.
Can't compare very well with a x/5 scale.
Same thing that makes me see every movie - the lady.
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| Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:39 am |
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SK-XIII
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yea, sure. Heath is dead but that doesn't mean he didn't play joker amazingly well. and there were alot of parts about TDK that i liked as well, it wasn't just the joker.
i watched the mummy and hellboy since TDK and i have to say they didn't entertain me nearly as much as batman.
i would've fell asleep watching hellboy if it didnt have occasional jokes here and there to bring me back to my senses.
the mummy was a bit better, jokes came more frequently, but it was a waste to use jet li in this movie. i was expecting alot more action.
both movies delivered the story poorly too.
batman wins in all of these aspects. the only thing i didnt like about TDK was the switch of katie holmes for that ugly broad.
but all 3 movies didn't have amazingly hot females anyways tho with the mummy and hellboy it would've helped to make it more eye catching.
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Pyrokid
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SK-XIII wrote: i would've fell asleep watching hellboy if it didnt have occasional jokes here and there to bring me back to my senses.
You can't be serious. If you almost fell asleep with this Hellboy I can't imagine how you would manage during the first.
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SK-XIII
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Pyrokid wrote: SK-XIII wrote: i would've fell asleep watching hellboy if it didnt have occasional jokes here and there to bring me back to my senses.
You can't be serious. If you almost fell asleep with this Hellboy I can't imagine how you would manage during the first.
im quite serious. hellboy wasn't that entertaining to me. there were parts here and there that i liked but some parts just seemed to drag.
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Judicator
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I hated the first Hellboy and told myself I wouldn't see the second one but got caught up in all the OMG GUILLERMO DEL TORO hype (plus I liked Pan's Labyrinth and Devil's Backbone) then saw it and wanted to leave in the middle but I'm too cheap to not finish something I paid for and then I punctuated.
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qwned
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MIKE wrote: Heath did a fine job as Joker, but I've never been impressed by the character of Joker. People just don't want to speak poorly of the dead n****r's performance.
HEATH LEDGER DIED OF AIDS.
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