Now, yesterday I was on Gamespot and I saw an old trailer of Resident Evil 5. I am not much of a horror gamer; but, the trailer made me think. I can imagine people getting scard shitless by the zombies from Resident Evil 1, 2, and 3. But, this one will be hella scary because there are AFRICAN AMERICAN zombies.

For example, you walk into a room and behind the door is a AFRICAN AMERICAN zombie. He runs at you screaming "I'm gonna suck on you like fried chicken". Thats hella scary. Then after he kills you. The player hears the AFRICAN AMERICAN say, "I need hot sauce"

In the same situation, after the AFRICAN AMERICAN kills you, he could say, "Damn, thats some good motherfucking chicken" or "That chicken is kickin'!"

Another example, you are walking in the middle of the road and a AFRICAN AMERICAN jumps from the roof of a building and yells, "Yo bitch, where my money"

Simply, Resident Evil 5 is definitely scare me shitless.

To see the video that inspired me to write this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ILuP43jcaXw

LoL AFRICAN AMERICAN Zombie LoL

lmao one of the comments "Michaelsully1009 (1 day ago) Fighting AIDS has never been so fun. "


hahah

lol, Silly AFRICAN AMERICANS

omg dont touch me ull infect me haha

i'm pretty sure RE 3 had some AFRICAN AMERICAN zombies in it.

its gonna suck for u when it gets dark lol

This game is obviously full of win.

Lol I've said that for a while. People have been getting pissed though that it's in Africa and a white man is DEMOLISHING and FALCON PUNCHING a bunch of nigs. The dude made the game in Africa because it's where the human race began so he though "Why not make it where the virus has it's origin also?" The chick he's gonna be killing nigs with is hot too regardless if she's nig-ish. This game is gonna rock. And Spitfire made it better with how scary it'd be. It'd be awesome if they could say that but remember they are "click clack" AFRICAN AMERICANS. They don't speak English and I use it loosely since nigs don't speak English anyway. More like Niglish. Thank you Spit I'm gonna enjoy this more now and I'll be thinking of "Damn. Needs hot sauce." When and if I die (I'll die just to think of that lol).

I just noticed the pitchfork goes through the zombie when he pushes him back. lololol

so resident Evil 5 is in africa? you will either die of rape or aids then

I'm pretty sure it's in Haiti.

I'm pretty sure Haiti is like that already.

Yeah, but Haiti != Africa.

They're not zombies, instead, they're infected with parasite.

Just like in Resident Evil 4 basically.

well thats gay, i mean ya it makes the game a little more interesting but its just not the old fashon zombie fun like in the original Resident Evils