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F*CKING STUPID FIRE ALARMS GOING OFF WHEN I LIGHT ONE GOD DAMN MATCH WHAT THE F*CKING HELL THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH F*CK THE FIRE DEPARTMENT BETTER NOT COME OVER OR I'M GONNA F*CK SOME SHIT UP.

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smoke alarms are useless best thing to do with them is rip them out and throw them away


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Let me know how that turns out.

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ApoKolypse wrote:
Let me know how that turns out.


Well the fire department hasn't axed down my front door yet so I think it's cool. I can't rip it out cuz it's connected to a house alarm system which is bullshit.

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aw shit man that F*CKING sucks u can always take the battary out of it


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Pyrokid wrote:
ApoKolypse wrote:
Let me know how that turns out.


Well the fire department hasn't axed down my front door yet so I think it's cool. I can't rip it out cuz it's connected to a house alarm system which is bullshit.


What you need is soem alarm cheet codez.

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I realize you may expect this now but.


Alarm Cheetz James? LoL?

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lol, i dont have one working fire alarm in my house.....i took the batteries out of all of them


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If I take the battery out it's still plugged into the house and makes this annoying ass beep every 30 seconds. I need some cheatz alright. Maybe if I throw an old game genie at it that'll shut it off.

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really? mine dont beep i think their broken now


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the 30 second interval beep is the warning the battery is low.. i dont think it can beep with out any power to it though


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there put there for your safety hug them and kiss them.

besides, you shouldn't be smoking crack anyways

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Sounds like you have an ionization style detector. It detects products of combustion, instead of smoke level density like a photoelectric detector.

Use a lighter instead. The lighter won't trip the ionization detector. Be careful what you're lighting, though.... it might still trigger the detector.

Also, some detectors have a dial on the back that allows you to manually set the sensitivity. Check yours and see if it has one. Your parents may have set it really sensitive to catch you smoking.

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CorpseHumper wrote:
Sounds like you have an ionization style detector. It detects products of combustion, instead of smoke level density like a photoelectric detector.

Use a lighter instead. The lighter won't trip the ionization detector. Be careful what you're lighting, though.... it might still trigger the detector.

Also, some detectors have a dial on the back that allows you to manually set the sensitivity. Check yours and see if it has one. Your parents may have set it really sensitive to catch you smoking.


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lol, i dont have one working fire alarm in my house.....i took the batteries out of all of them


good idea.

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even if the detector is connected to the house alarm, you should still be able to remove it. i have the same set up at my place, and i've taken like 3 out cause of the annoying, never-ending beep. i put all but 1 back, cause i'm too damn short to reach it, and i had my 6'1" friend take it out like 4 years ago. stupid vaulted ceiling smoke detector... wait, stupid short ass legs, why didn't you grow?!!!??!

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aw s**t man that f**king sucks u can always take the battary out of it


It's what my mom does when she cooks big ass meals for like a party. F*CKING annoying thing. You could always fan at it with a mini towel of some sort.

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I do NOT reccomend permanently disabling a legally required life safety device.

Tape a plastic baggie over it when you're smoking your weed or burning dinner for the family. Remove it when you're done and no harm done.

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Yeah thats what I do.

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