I really like the n00b server, i play there a lot. and im a nice guy, i don't intentionally TK or TW. I just wanna play. but Joe Mamma literaly said "I just dont like you. You're gettin' the full joe mamma ass hole treatment." he TW's me down to 38 hp. i hit him back, only down to 75. next round he blinds me. and by now im so fed up, i just leave, i go play on another server for a while. I come back, i don't do anything wrong. i join T side, he's ct. i kill him, and i'll admit, i celebrated a little, and he slays me next round and mutes me. but before he muted me, i will admit to calling him names and swearing. i forget exactly what was said, but i eventualy said "come to my house and say that." then he muted me, and went on about how he'll show up with his M4, or w/e...

i just wanna play, joe. but not if this is now how i'm gonna get treated. I don't deserve it. I'll take my play somewhere else. Now, I know what you're probably gonna say "BYE. PEACE. DON'T F*CKIN' CARE. BEAT FEET. KICK ROCKS. DEUCES." so just let me know if that's how its gonna be and i wont come back. I know that i have no tenure here compared to joe, so, w/e...

Joe is a cunt like that, but he's also a top-level admin. Believe it or not, this isn't the first time he's been reported for abuse... he goes through phases. Sometimes he'll abuse, and then he gets sent away from the internets to hot man boats (he's in the Navy), and then he'll come back and abuse. Pretty much any time he's in the server, he's abusing. Don't ask why he still has admin. I think it's because his asshole is really, really tight. I've heard he can pick up dimes with it.

Just tell him that you're my gay lover and he'll leave you alone.

Pretty much what he said. If I'm not abusing my admin, I'm more-than-likely at sea.

Lay off this kid for me please, Joe. I like him.

I'll try...but I don't like him. I will honestly give it my best to try to lay off him, though.

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I've been working a different shift (used to work noon-9pm - now I work 8am-5pm). That's probably why you haven't seen me. I play a lot earlier than I used to. I've also been spending nearly every weekend out of town at my parents house visiting with my family. I've had a lot of relatives in from out of state over the course of the last month or so, so that's been cutting in to my weekend playing time.

lol, ok. i'll do that, gman

i haven't seen you in the server lately, g-man. sup wit dat?

edit: why don't you like me joe? what did i do? i won't do it again/stop doing it. do you like pie? i'll send you a pie if you'll stop hating me. im serious.

I just don't like you, and, more-than-likely, never will. Stay off my RADAR and you should be fine. If not, I honestly don't care how many "OH EM GEE! JOE ABUSED ME!" threads I get on me.

This post + Private Message or Suggestions Box = Right way to do it.

It's kinda like this yeti - Joe is a supervisor or sorts, so he gets to boss people around, but give him a week back with his wife, and he'll be more submissive by nature. Then we can all make fun of him, and how his balls see his hand more than his wife, lol!! I WIN!

Congrats Yeti, you made a pretty mature post about admin abuse that didnt offend any admins. My hat is off to you my friend.

On a side note, as f'ed up as it seems when it happens, dont retiliate by cursing back and youre case will be sealed shut.
But for youre sake, I hope you its smooth sailing from here on and you dont need to worry about anything.

I have been off the ship and back home for over a week now, thank you. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02
My balls should be in that mason jar on my kitchen table, but, miraculously, she has not removed them yet! I'm not about to bring it up to her, because I like wearing the Daddy Pants sometimes.

I just want to point out some things:



First off, I did say that I "just don't like" him...but I never said anything about getting the "full asshole treatment", so I don't know where he got that from.


Deserved mute, maybe? Probably trying to save him from getting banned. The guy's not as innocent as he's trying to make himself out to be. I'm just leaving it at that.

BS. BLATANT BS. u were probably too drunk to remember saying that, but i remember it distinctly. I remember it going mostly like this:

me: "joe. what did i do? why don't you like me?"
joe: "nothin'. i just don't like you, so you're getting the full asshole treatment."

GOD i wish i recorded demo's, and demo's included audio too...

And as far as i'm concerned, with the way you treated me, you deserved to be called some names. anyone would have in that situation.

Well, I can call your bullshit, because a couple slays and mutes is NOT the "full asshole treatment", and anyone here can contest to that.

Jesus christ, both of you are retarded. Joe, you are an asshole, and we all love it! Yetti, welcome to n00bfest, get over it. THE END!

Genocide slowly nods