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Ruger9
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:00 pm
Posts: 542
Location: NY
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 Not so Much So my wife is up my ass 24/7 about me spending too much time with my friends, and the times i am home im playin CS (might as well change that to n00bfest) so i tell her we should compromise and we can all spend time together. She can role thru the back roads smokin a blunt and listen to bob marley with me and my boys or we can play n00bfest together. She looked me dead in my eyes and said with the straitest face.....Mmmmm NOT SO MUCH. i havent talked to since, but when she gets home from work and sees me on this shit, she gonna know where I stand! LOL
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| Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:02 pm |
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Strange
n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 7108
Location: Texas
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I smell a divorce.
Or maybe Gman drank a gallon of milk.....
*shrug*
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| Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:06 pm |
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Ruger9
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:00 pm
Posts: 542
Location: NY
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na it's just newly weds. She'll get used to it. LOL
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Strange
n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 7108
Location: Texas
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Ah. Understandable. :D
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| Tue Mar 25, 2008 7:11 pm |
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WonkyMofo
Forum Newbie
Joined: Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:00 pm
Posts: 8
Location: Sacramento, California
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Funny...my girlfriend and I are having the same fight right now...only problem is...we're not married so she can hitch up and leave any time.
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| Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:01 pm |
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 8983
Location: Georgia
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If she wasn't used to it before you got married, why did you get married?
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I got a sex change.
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| Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:01 pm |
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Ruger9
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:00 pm
Posts: 542
Location: NY
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well shes got no choice now. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_15
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Falcon
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 5230
Location: Rogers, AR
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ya i havent even told my girlfriend about n00bfest.
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AnalChowMein
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 3216
Location: Michigan
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I go through this monthly with mine.
Some advice:
1. Pull C*CK out of pants and say, "You really want to leave this?"
2. Pull C*CK out of pants and smack her or him in the face with it.
3. Pull C*CK out of pants and say, "I am a star."
4. Pull C*CK out of pants and twirl around vigorously while yelling, "WHOO WHOO!"
5. Just tell her to F*CK off.
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| Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:31 pm |
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 8983
Location: Georgia
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Ruger9 wrote: well shes got no choice now. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_15 Well, she could divorce you and talk all of your stuff since equality means getting the better deal.
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I got a sex change.
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| Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:37 pm |
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Ruger9
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:00 pm
Posts: 542
Location: NY
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laff my balls off. i will pull C*CK out of pants and mushroom stamp the bitch and say i am man and i will play. LOL LOL
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| Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:56 pm |
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missy
Spammer Hopeful
Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:00 pm
Posts: 396
Location: Laredo, TX
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wow
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| Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:23 pm |
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SK-XIII
[n00b] Member
Joined: Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:00 am
Posts: 812
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_________________AngryKitten wrote: I may never admin C*CK you.
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| Tue Mar 25, 2008 11:58 pm |
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Ninja
Forum Maggott
Joined: Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:00 am
Posts: 134
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Ruger9 wrote: well shes got no choice now. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_15 Strange wrote: I smell a divorce.
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| Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:07 pm |
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ApoKolypse
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 8388
Location: London
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1) Cut a hole in the box.
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Ryan
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 2436
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Get her deported. Worked with my last girlfriend.
Also, you better not let her see this.
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