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Corpse was getting laid the other day...


owned.

There's a difference between imaginary superheroes and multiple personality disorder.

We are different from them.

Ok, I will admit that with out the suit he is nothing. But, what other male superhero gets all the pu$$y he wants, has a hi-tech house that does everything for him, is rich as hell and has a shit load of the fastest cars in the world, and can out fly an F-22 with ease. Name one(and it has to be credible and has to be able to beat all the criteria mentioned above) and I will have angry buttsecks with myself(or maybe strange since he likes to talk about it so much). Your choice to the person who can name that male superhero.

Batman

Nice try. I commend you on that one. But Batman doesn't have a house that does everything for him. He has a butler that does all the work. And I don't think the Bat Jet can out fly an F-22. But hey, keep trying.

Wolverine wins.

Technically Alfred is part of the house. He never F*CKING leaves. And the Bat Jet can outfly god.

Bat Jet > Jesus.

Alfred > Stark Mansion



But I really do like Iron Man, a lot. I just wouldn't say he's better than Batman (or really worse for that matter.)

I would have to say that Wolverine is pretty damn good. But come on. Comparing Batman to Ironman. How the hell could Batman ever match up to Ironman. Batman runs around in a god damn rubber suit and tights with a boy in in the same kind of suit and tights. He has to rely on some type of vehicle to get around. Ironman through the years has developed different suits and that is all he needs. he has everything he needs in those suits. And Batmans house is completely built on technology. The only part of his house that has technology worth mentioning is in his bat cave.

If Batman wanted a big ole metal bat suit he'd build him one. See thats the thing, Batman is hopping all around commando in his tights pwn'n evil nubs while Stark needs some people shaped tank.

Is that a dancing piggie in Turk's avatar?

The only reason why Stark has a metal suit is because the whole rubber suit and tights thing is over played. I'll have a better reply when I wake up. But Ironman is still the best superhero without super powers.

Bullshit. He's got metal panties.

Superheroes are the comical embodiment of America's homo-erotic obsession with big, burly men in panties.

Yeah and if he was smart like Batman he would have made one goddamned suit for all his needs.

And don't think Ironman doesn't have a gay little sidekick. He has Warmachine.

Wow Ryan, you surprise me yet again. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_25 . Warmachine was actually one of his own suits right before he went to the Ultimate Suit. Which I am kind of disappointed about in the movie. He went straight from his first real suit which is the all Silver Steel Suit that he first learned how to fly in straight into the Ultimate Suit in the movie. But hey thanks for playing the game. You have one the complimentary prize, which is a great bit n*gg*r dildo that you get to F*CK yourself with.