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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2103 Location: Tampa, FL 
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 Vacuum Pleasureshttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jh ... ver103.xml
That vacuum looks so innocent. Or maybe the shifty eyes indicate that he has something to hide.. |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 117
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Ok. What the hell? For one, how the hell did you stumble across that story? And for two, who the hell has carnal pleasures with a god damn vacuum machine. It shouldn't matter how innocent the damn thing looks, I'm betting it would still hurt like hell. And then towards the end of the article about the guy trying to have sex with a god damn bicycle. WTF!!!!! And then another guy f*ck*ing the pavement. C'mon. What the hell is happening to out world today?
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Lazer Jesus  Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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Our world is merely becoming more kick ass.
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Community Owner  Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 8643 Location: Southwest Florida
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"When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in Poland". He has since been fired."
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 1559 Location: olive branch, ms
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all i know is i want me a Henry Hoover!!! i would F*CK the hell out of that nose!!
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n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin  Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 7108 Location: Texas
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AngryKitten wrote: Our world is merely becoming more kick ass. LOL! By 'kick ass' he means 'degraded'. :D _________________ Strange n00bfest Member / Admin Δ Founder strangelegend@n00bfest.com |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Thu Nov 11, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 1036 Location: Beaufort SC
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polish people rock.
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n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 7108 Location: Texas
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p3anut wrote: polish people rock. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Tell that to Gman. _________________ Strange n00bfest Member / Admin Δ Founder strangelegend@n00bfest.com |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 2334 Location: Texas
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Death_Hammer wrote: Ok. What the hell? For one, how the hell did you stumble across that story? And for two, who the hell has carnal pleasures with a god damn vacuum machine. It shouldn't matter how innocent the damn thing looks, I'm betting it would still hurt like hell. And then towards the end of the article about the guy trying to have sex with a god damn bicycle. WTF!!!!! And then another guy f*ck*ing the pavement. C'mon. What the hell is happening to out world today? People in a desperate attempt to leap technologically into the future have begun mating with machines more and more frequently hoping to create a superior race of cyborgs. _________________  |
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Spammer Hopeful  Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 396 Location: Laredo, TX
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And in 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs.
wtf?!?!?!?!?!? pavements??? plural - more than one? i think i'm going to crawl under a rock. _________________ "Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives." -William Dement, in Newsweek, 1959 |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 8388 Location: London
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missy wrote: And in 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs. wtf?!?!?!?!?!? pavements??? plural - more than one? i think i'm going to crawl under a rock. Judging by your story, that seems like a shitty idea. |
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[n00b] Member Joined: Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 117
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If you think about it, it was all Europeans doing this dumbass sh*t. And I always thought that Americans were supposed to be the dumb ones. And nobody can argue that point because look who we elected twice into f*ck*ing office. The DEE DEE DEE of them all.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 2057 Location: Ottawa, Canada
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What the F*CK!?!?!... ROFL!!
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