So im running for VP of Finance for SGA (student government association) since the girl who had the position had to leave, so im running against 6 other people and I got a pretty good chance, theres only one other kid who might beat me but hes a friend so w/e. Anyway I need to like write a bunch of stuff about why I would be good at it. You guys have any idea? Like goals to list and characteristics that might be good? I know you guys dont know me personally so just make it up cuz it doesnt matter, thanks.

What are some of your primary responsibilities as VP of Finance?

Goal oriented is usually a good trait, showing people that you can stick with a set schedule and meet deadlines. Showing knowledge in a specific area that applies to the position. Yeah, I have to study for an economics exam so maybe when I'm finished I'll be of more help.

HE CAN SUCK A MEAN C*CK!

THATS ALWAYS A PLUS!

BWAHAHAHAHHAHA

Your speech isn't going to matter.

Just make as many friends as possible right now and become the coolest kid you can be.

It's a popularity contest. You don't need to worry about anything but that.

Get a new hair cut. Pop your collar. Drink Jaeger Bombs. Consume large amounts of protein. Et cetera.

I agree with Kitten politics in college are just a poularity contest so if your not one of the in crowd dont bother trying. Honestly when I was voting for people in my brief experiance of collage I voted for people I liked not for what they can do. So hit the gym up like I do get a nice body then walk around with your shirt off you will get 90% of the females votes. I like to do that at the gym on base just to watch all the officers wifes look at me. It makes me feel better about being enlisted Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_04

Print this up and post it all over the place, of course, the middle part can be changed into something legal, if you wish, heh. Lies are part of politics, so make grandoise claims and promises that you won't be able to keep.

As Vice President of Finance, I promise to at least quadruple our current budget. I will fly to Columbia in the University jet, under the guise of a student, and purchase 20 kilos of cocaine. Since I'll be in a private jet, getting back with the goods will be not a problem. I'll then sell the cocaine to local drug lords at an inflated price until the budget is quadrupled. Whatever is left over, will be handed to you, my fellow students, distributed evenly, so you can party like it's 1999 or sell to make a personal profit. This, I pledge, if elected.

Very subtle fix.

ya so i just found out my biggest competition might not be able to run cuz my girl friends on the board and told me hes considered a junior cuz of all the classes he took so he wont be able to run most likely which is good. But ya i laughed at kittens "Get a new hair cut. Pop your collar. Drink Jaeger Bombs. Consume large amounts of protein. Et cetera." haha i do wear tight fitting clothes since i work out so i think i fit into the category of walking around without a shirt on cuz its the same thing.

Pop that collar.