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Well...as most of you know, my wife and I recently got pregnant again. Today was the day that we found out the sex of our soon-to-be baby...and...daddy's happy! He's going to have a 4-year old daughter, and a newborn son! WHOOO!!! I'm getting snipped after this...no more babies.

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Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:46 pm
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ur pregnant with a baby boy? congrats!

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Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:23 am
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Yes...my wife found a way to get ME pregnant, for once! I'M HAVING A BUTT-BABY!!!

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congrats joe.


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Sweet! More testosterone to even out the estrogen in the house, always a plus!

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Joe is actually carrying the baby and giving birth this time.

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JoeMamma wrote:
Yes...my wife found a way to get ME pregnant, for once! I'M HAVING A BUTT-BABY!!!


So he's gonna be black then?

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No mexican and congrats.

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congrats joe!


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woo hoo a boy! congrats joe!

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BALLS AND F*CKING WEINERS! I mean congrats Joe.

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JoeMamma wrote:
Yes...my wife found a way to get ME pregnant, for once! I'M HAVING A BUTT-BABY!!!


That wasn't you wife that found out the way, Joe's really having my kid. buttzexor ftw

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p3anut wrote:
JoeMamma wrote:
Yes...my wife found a way to get ME pregnant, for once! I'M HAVING A BUTT-BABY!!!


That wasn't you wife that found out the way, Joe's really having my kid. buttzexor ftw


I wouldn't want to admit to having butts3x with Joe.

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You know you've admitted it before...why not now?

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I had butts3x with you before I didn't have butts3x with you.

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Thats awesome Joe.

Now look at your wife and scream "WERD!" then after a slight pause tell her I love her and congrats. : p

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congrats man i am really happy for ya...

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Congrats


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Yeah... nice job having sex without a condom. What a challenge. You really did a great job.

All this proves is that YOU were satisfied. I say we need to survey the wife before we decide if a celebration is in order.

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Im going to congradulate the real father. So Congrats Tyrone! You sure as F*CK pounded the shit out of his wife, next time wear a condom.


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