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 NEED HELP WITH A STALKER PLEASE 
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no strange....and we all knew this

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You would care after your d**k looks like a cheese pizza


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Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:49 pm
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Then come get you some.

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Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:56 pm
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you know it.....i will be right there

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You would care after your d**k looks like a cheese pizza


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Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:13 pm
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No you won't... he'll be with me!

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Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:20 pm
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She finally got me unblocked today for some reason:

(11:13:17 PM) Pirate: computer working ok now?
(11:13:35 PM) Pirate: no more horsey business?
(11:13:49 PM) Pirate: I'm glad to see you back online
(11:13:55 PM) Pirate: I missed you
(11:13:57 PM) Nordoun000: bye
(11:14:05 PM) Pirate: wait
(11:14:08 PM) Pirate: dont leave me
(11:14:35 PM) Pirate: I wanted to tell you how much I liked your pictures and music files
(11:14:57 PM) Pirate: I am very grateful for you sharing with me
(11:15:14 PM) Pirate: especially your "special" pictures from the webcam
(11:15:19 PM) Pirate: very nice
(11:15:36 PM) Pirate: honestly, I expected you to be ugly
(11:15:39 PM) Pirate: just being honest
(11:15:49 PM) Pirate: but I was pleasantly surprised
(11:16:22 PM) Pirate: in fact... you could even say I was "excited" by what you showed me
(11:16:41 PM) Pirate: you're a naughty one Nora
(11:17:05 PM) Pirate: I never would have expected you to be like that, sharing that stuff with me
(11:17:27 PM) Pirate: why aren't you talking to me? Are you mad at me?

DOOR SLAM

Few minutes later she logs in with another username (demongirl988)

(11:21:27 PM) Pirate: GOD I missed you
(11:21:30 PM) Pirate: dont do that to me

DOOR SLAM

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Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:23 am
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As a former professional stalker, I have to say that counter-AIM spamming has little to no effect on determination - no matter how many of your friends you get to spam the stalker. He/she can just block all your friends from all his/her accounts and still keep messing with you.

What you need to do is make stalking you less comfortable for them. Right now, this girl who is stalking you is in a position of power behind her anonymity and her knowledge that you are concerned about her actions. If you remove those two factors, she will get bored and find something else to do.

Step 1: Formulate a response for whenever she messages you. The response has to sound professional and mature - no "stfu and leave me alone kthx." Use your adult words and fantastic American public education. Maintain the stance that a) she is not bothering you and b) you are no longer paying attention to her.

Step 2: Copy-paste the response to her (save it as a Word file to your desktop). Every time she starts a new conversation or sends you an e-mail (or contacts you in any other way via Internets), send the message as a reply JUST ONCE. Do not copy-paste after every single thing she says. Send it once and then do not reply.

Step 3: ???

Step 4: PROFIT!

The thing about stalkers is that they need something about who they're stalking to keep them interested. If you ignore them long enough, they'll get bored and find something more marginally interesting.

And if they refuse to be ignored and start stalking you IRL, then you have 2 choices:

a) get a restraining order and publicize the stalker's information (pictures, names, phone numbers, actions) and turn the tables to show everyone how much of a freak the stalker is.

or b) rape them in a manner most unpleasant.

Happy hunting!


Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:52 am
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like get me her shit and let me have fun.....

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You would care after your d**k looks like a cheese pizza


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Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:13 am
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Ninja, for your wizardry of step 3 and reference to Underpants Gnomes (I didn't read your whole post, just scrolled.), I award you 5 points, and I heart you.

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Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:27 am
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ApoKolypse wrote:
Ninja, for your wizardry of step 3 and reference to Underpants Gnomes (I didn't read your whole post, just scrolled.), I award you 5 points, and I heart you.


I subsequently deduct six points because that shit got old the first time someone repeated it after watching the episode.

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Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:03 pm
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I subsequently add 7 points because it's had a buffer time of about 2 years since I last heard it.

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Ninja wrote:
Use your adult words and fantastic American public education


american education? now thats the best joke ive heard so far

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Stabby_McKnife wrote:
Ninja wrote:
Use your adult words and fantastic American public education


american education? now thats the best joke ive heard so far


Why are you looking for a joke on these forums?

The best one is between your legs.

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LoL@Azn.

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F*CK

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PWNT!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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What's so funny about Stabby's knees?


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HAHAHAHAH! OWNED!!


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LOL

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I wanna eat that cat like a jalepeno popper!

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