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No matter what, I'll always think Jar's a fag. I still don't understand how he got to where he is....but whatever.

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Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:14 pm
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JoeMamma wrote:
No matter what, I'll always think Jar's a fag. I still don't understand how he got to where he is....but whatever.


I know, I never had to kiss any SANF ass to get here.

Sucks huh?


Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:29 pm
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If any one needs me I'll be in my fallout shelter.

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Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:53 pm
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AngryKitten wrote:
If any one needs me I'll be in my fallout shelter.


I'm taking this far less seriously than they are.

Neither of them could tell you why they don't like me.

They just choose not to, which is fine by me. I've suggested an Offtopic forum just for this kind of nonsense. I would be able to unleash some no holds barred e-thuggin.


Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:59 pm
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Oh, I know you're taking it less seriously. I'm just saying that someone else is going to go off the deep-end and I'll be in my bunker watching with glee.

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AngryKitten wrote:
Oh, I know you're taking it less seriously. I'm just saying that someone else is going to go off the deep-end and I'll be in my bunker watching with glee.


Can I come? I'll bring the double ended if you bring the lube.


Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:28 pm
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You're right, JarFullofFaggots...there is no reason why I don't like you...I just don't...never have, never will.

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Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:38 pm
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That's the kind of thing that makes this place have a warm, happy feel that make people flock to us.

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JFOBP wrote:
e-thugery



I smiled.

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JoeMamma wrote:
You're right, JarFullofFaggots...there is no reason why I don't like you...I just don't...never have, never will.


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Tue Dec 18, 2007 5:56 pm
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JFOBP wrote:
AngryKitten wrote:
Oh, I know you're taking it less seriously. I'm just saying that someone else is going to go off the deep-end and I'll be in my bunker watching with glee.


Can I come? I'll bring the double ended if you bring the lube.


Hell yeah. I'll even splurge and buy the warm lube that also manages to be ribbed for her pleasure.

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Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:21 pm
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The power of that image is completely taken away by your sig, JFLOP.

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BALLS AND WEINERS



and buttf*ckin'!

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buttf*ckin' buttfuckers....
AKA JarFullOfFaggotParts

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JoeMamma wrote:
buttf*ckin' buttfuckers....
AKA JarFullOfFaggotParts


I'm begining to think you have a crush on me.


Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:38 pm
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No...I'm just gonna rape your mother's asshole as I force you to watch.

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That was.... harsh?

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ApoKolypse wrote:
That was.... juvenile?


Fixed.

Also, my mom could probably take him.


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JFOBP wrote:
ApoKolypse wrote:
That was.... juvenile?


Fixed.

Also, my mom could probably take him.


and a few others..

but lawl at joe getting mad at teh interwebz again!

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Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:13 am
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TWELVE DAYS OF POZZING

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Poz bugs and STD.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two hot studs,
And, poz bugs and STD.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three raw C*CK,
Two hot studs,
And, poz bugs and STD.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four calling dudes,
Three raw C*CK,
Two hot studs,
And, poz bugs and STD.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five C*CK rings,
Four calling dudes,
Three raw C*CK,
Two hot studs,
And, poz bugs and STD.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six hot lays,
Five C*CK rings,
Four calling dudes,
Three raw C*CK,
Two hot studs,
And, poz bugs and STD.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Several sperms a-swimming,
Six hot lays,
Five C*CK rings,
Four calling dudes,
Three raw C*CK,
Two hot studs,
And, poz bugs and STD.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight C*CK a-milking,
Several sperms a-swimming,
Six hot lays,
Five C*CK rings,
Four calling dudes,
Three raw C*CK,
Two hot studs,
And, poz bugs and STD.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine days of fever,
Eight C*CK a-milking,
Several sperms a-swimming,
Six hot lays,
Five C*CK rings,
Four calling dudes,
Three raw C*CK,
Two hot studs,
And, poz bugs and STD.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten pipers piping (hot, juicy sex),
Nine days of fever,
Eight C*CK a-milking,
Several sperms a-swimming,
Six hot lays,
Five C*CK rings,
Four calling dudes,
Three raw C*CK,
Two hot studs,
And, poz bugs and STD.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven sweaty night
Ten pipers piping,
Nine days of fever,
Eight C*CK a-milking,
Several sperms a-swimming,
Six hot lays,
Five C*CK rings,
Four calling dudes,
Three raw C*CK,
Two hot studs,
And, poz bugs and STD.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve days of flu,
Eleven sweaty night,
Ten pipers piping,
Nine days of fever,
Eight C*CK a-milking,
Several sperms a-swimming,
Six hot lays,
Five C*CK rings,
Four calling dudes,
Three raw C*CK,
Two hot studs,
And, poz bugs and STD!


Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:13 pm
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