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 Kitten's Stories of Inspiration and Hope 
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I'm going to start writing a collection of inspirational short stories to sell. This thread will record them all. I guarantee that you'll be left with a warm, happy feeling after reading them.

Let's do this.


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There were two children born. One was beautiful and one was ugly.

The beautiful child's mother loved it. The mother of the ugly child begrudgingly loved it for she felt it was her duty no matter how disgusting her offspring was.

The beautiful child was loved for the external. The ugly child had to develop a personality and ability so it could succeed.

The beautiful child spent its life surrounded by those who only cared of it's skin. It killed itself one day because it got a glimpse of a larger picture and it realized how horrible it was.

The ugly child finally was loved for its personality and ability. It married someone who loved that personality, but the love still shuddered at the looks of the ugly child. The ugly child killed itself one day because it knew no one would ever truly accept it.

There are no bell curves in the reality of a society.

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wow..... lol

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damn kitten, i think im going to go cut myself now.


something happen to you to make you go all emo on us???

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Falcon wrote:
something happen to you to make you go all emo on us???


He's probably only loved for his personality.


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i love the way you write kitten, but JESUS! the tears just won't stop!!!!!

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I've not become emo. This is merely a business venture.

I'm glad you all have liked this first story.

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I liek happy endings!

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Good story, its a lot better than the bullshit hollywood happy endings everyone thinks there are.

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It was beautiful.

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TheGreaterBad wrote:
Good story, its a lot better than the bullshit hollywood happy endings everyone thinks there are.


Go watch The Mist.

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