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Well...it's official. I've been saying it for the past week, but we finally found out for certain. My wife is pregnant with our second kid now! It wasn't a planned one, but we're both happy, nonetheless.
Worst part is, the baby is probably going to be born in the June time-frame, which is already when my daughter's birthday is and my wife and mine's anniversary...so June is going to be a busy month for us!

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Good to hear Joe. Congratz!

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It's a boy.

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I hope it doesn't look like me!

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AngryKitten wrote:
It's a boy.

I hope so, actually! Normally, with all the RADAR I work around, the RF energy fries the chromosome that produces a boy, but after a couple years, they can start growing back. I haven't worked around RADAR in 3 years now, so I'm hoping they've started producing those again.
I think, no matter what happens, I'm getting snipped after this one. 1 kid is bad enough...2 is going to be a nightmare...3 or more would be suicide!

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not another dirtymouthling running around. ♥'es

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congrats joe joe

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Congrats Joe

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to have kids you need to have sex.

we all know you don't have the sex

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Image the real dad


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LMAO! Asshole.

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Congratz Joe. Two of mine share a B-day they were both born on march 15th 5 years apart. The other two were born in april. Hav'ing that stuff close together makes it easier but more expensive.

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CantTouchMe wrote:
Congrats Joe

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CorpseHumper wrote:
I hope it doesn't look like me!


Ooops. I was gonna say the same. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_06

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JoeMamma wrote:
AngryKitten wrote:
It's a boy.

I hope so, actually! Normally, with all the RADAR I work around, the RF energy fries the chromosome that produces a boy, but after a couple years, they can start growing back. I haven't worked around RADAR in 3 years now, so I'm hoping they've started producing those again.
I think, no matter what happens, I'm getting snipped after this one. 1 kid is bad enough...2 is going to be a nightmare...3 or more would be suicide!


One of my brothers is in the Air Force and he has 5 kids. His wife is a Mormon if that tells you anything.

And if you want to get snipped, go all the way and get a vaginoplasty for laughs. You can come home and say "Look, honey! I've got good news!" Then you drop trou and she reacts. Make sure to get it on tape. That'll be classic.

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NOOOOOOOOOOO WHY ARE WE LETTING JOE REPRODUCE?!?!?!?!

jkkk CONGRATS!

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Congratulations. I never would have expected children from a sailor. I'm so proud of you.

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JoeMamma wrote:
Well...it's official. I've been saying it for the past week, but we finally found out for certain. My wife is pregnant with our second kid now! It wasn't a planned one, but we're both happy, nonetheless.
Worst part is, the baby is probably going to be born in the June time-frame, which is already when my daughter's birthday is and my wife and mine's anniversary...so June is going to be a busy month for us!


Did U tell the news to the father? Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02 Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02

Congrats!!

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Congrats again joe!!!!!!!!

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So who is the father?

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