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I have been VIOLATED!!
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Community Owner  Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 8643 Location: Southwest Florida 
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 I have been VIOLATED!!I got the most offensive spam in the world yesterday. Here's the title:
"Cleanse your Colon of Excess Weight With Colon Mate" Here's the picture that came with it:  _________________  |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2238 Location: leicester,england
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ewwwwww thats not right
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BLOODY WANKER are you dead MATE????????????(YES) well then SHUT YOUR FACKING MOUTH WHEN DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n00bfest is home and there is no better place than home n00bfest London ip 217.163.10.174:27015 come and play |
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n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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YES! I GOTTA GET ME SOME OF THAT!
_________________ When I fart, it smells like a BBP.  I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell. |
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Joined: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 5230 Location: Rogers, AR
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ROFL
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Game Server Admin
Joined: Thu May 13, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2338 Location: Fort Mill South Carolina
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Just think of all the fun stuff you could do at parties with that LOL!
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 3216 Location: Michigan
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Is it really that bad? I have seen some pictures during an informercial one night. They actually showed the remains that normally would be jammed into your colon but because of the magic pill they were able to poo out this crap. Even worse was that they were either pulling it out of the toilet or just pooping on the seat to show the camera the nasty crap that came out. It was kind of stringy.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 370 Location: Jacksonville
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Oooooh... who gets to drink the leftovers???!!
_________________ Do the right thing at the right time for the right reason.  I am 59% addicted to Counterstrike. What about you? |
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Dirty Hippie (nobody likes this guy)  Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2198 Location: ATX
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LMFAO! That is probably the funniest spam piece I have ever seen.
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Forum Newbie  Joined: Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 12
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its like a roto rooter w/o the tool..
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 745 Location: Miramar, FL
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Falcon wrote: ROFL _________________  "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." Robert Orben |
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Veteran Spammer  Joined: Mon Nov 22, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 818 Location: Quebec
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I CANT STOP LAUGHTING HAHAHAA
_________________ I\'m [n00b]Morbid and I have morbid ambition There is no wrong hole... I am the french president RESPECT ME DAMN RACIST BLACK NIGGAH SWEDEN WHORE!<br /><br /><img src="\http://fall0ut.skyblog.com/pics/706329467_small.jpg\" border="\0\"> |
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Forum Newbie  Joined: Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 7
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So... CNN, CBS, and NBC support spewing ungodly amounts of shit and other byproducts out your ass.
Suitable. |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2649
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I usually just use my water hose for that sort of thing, it's works pretty good.
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Forum Newbie Joined: Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 7
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I use my brothers water pick.
Works wonders. |
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n00bfest Ancient, Senior Admin  Joined: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2112 Location: Virginia
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Metalgod wrote: Just think of all the fun stuff you could do at parties with that LOL! Ain't that the truth. LAWL! _________________ [n00b.i] TNAK |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1017 Location: texas
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corpse will you be my colonmate?
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