CorpseHumper wrote:
FYI - Jarhead isn't a Canadian soldier. I would never insult an American soldier like that.
:-)
It took me forever to find this. Enjoy.
I'd Be Proud To Be A Canadian
Bill Clinton: If tomorrow all of this were gone, the American way of life,
and I had to start again, I'd be sure to ditch my wife.
Algore: I'd thank my lucky stars, who needs the USA?
RevAl: And that flag didn't stand for nothin, so we just threw it away
Chorus: I'd be proud to be a Canadian, cuz at least their health care's free
And I'd rather be an Iranian, cuz they all hate Bush like me
And I'd gladly standup for illegals too and defend their right to stay
Cuz there ain't no doubt we hate this land, we hate the USA!
Bill Clinton: Well we all like Minnesota
Algore: But I still hate Tennessee, I could have become President,
but they didn't vote for me.
Ted Kennedy: Well there's not much that we recognize, between New York and LA
Jesse Jackson: if there's any pride left in the American Heart, then it's time we stand up and say, eh, eh ,eh
Chorus: I'd be proud to be a Canadian, cuz at least their health care's free
And I'd rather be an Iranian, cuz they all hate Bush like me
And I'd gladly standup for illegals too and defend their right to stay
Cuz there ain't no doubt we hate this land, we hate the USA!