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CowboyPresident
Forum Newbie
Joined: Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:00 pm
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 CS:S, The time killer. I bet this has happened to everyone here.
You sit down for a good game of CS, the map is Dust. You look down at your watch or cell phone and notice it is 5PM. You play a few rounds, get your score up. Look down at you clock again and BAM 9:15.
Post up some time jump stories :O
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| Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:33 am |
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JoeMamma
n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am
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Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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Happens to me all the time. I'll come home from work around 7PM on a Friday night, get my drink and sit down to play. Next thing I know, I have 5 drinks in me, time would be around 11PM, and my wife would be nagging me to go to bed.
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AngryKitten
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Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 8983
Location: Georgia
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JoeMamma wrote: Happens to me all the time. I'll come home from work around 7PM on a Friday night, get my drink and sit down to play. Next thing I know, I have 5 drinks in me, time would be around 11PM, and my wife would be pulling out the power cord on my computer and forcing me to go to bed because she's the man of the house. That sucks, Joe. You need to go in to the Life Registry and enable "Be a man" sometime.
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I got a sex change.
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JoeMamma
n00bfest Asshole
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Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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LMAO! You're such a homo, Kitten. Nice edit, though.
_________________When I fart, it smells like a BBP. I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell.
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Spork
Dirty Hippie (nobody likes this guy)
Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 2198
Location: ATX
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ROFL! pwned.
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AnalChowMein
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 3216
Location: Michigan
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When I watch gay porn the time just flies. Starring at those shafts all day you really don't seem to care what time it is.
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am
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Location: Georgia
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Okay, Joe.
Here's what you need to do, step by step:
1. Brain> Transcendence> Reality> System Alter> Registry Keys
2. Find the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE menu and there should be a variety of variables.
3. Select Pants Wearing and set "Be a man" to 1.
4. Select "Wife has the bigger satchel" and change it to "No".
5. Save Reality and come back in to your brain.
It's like building a house when you're lost in the woods. Drastic situational improvement. Good luck.
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ApoKolypse
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Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am
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Location: London
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Lmfao, Kitty you're a prick. ♥
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| Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:29 am |
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Mantis
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Joined: Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 745
Location: Miramar, FL
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lol
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CorpseHumper
Community Owner
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 8643
Location: Southwest Florida
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Last time I checked my watch it was 2001..... holy shit!
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ApoKolypse
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Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am
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Location: London
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What're you talking about Corpse it still is........
Seriously though CounterStrike is my anti-drug.
So is pot. _________________Jonn "ApoKolypse" Leonard www.twitch.tv/45Bananas
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DurangoKiD
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Joined: Sat Feb 19, 2005 12:00 am
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Location: Tampa, FL
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Re: CS:S, The time killer. CowboyPresident wrote: I bet this has happened to everyone here.
You sit down for a good game of CS, the map is Dust. You look down at your watch or cell phone and notice it is 5PM. You play a few rounds, get your score up. Look down at you clock again and BAM *** DurnegroKiD comes from outa nowhere and shanks my ass hard core nukka.
Post up some Durango knifing stories :O Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_37
There I fixed it for ya! Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_04
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ApoKolypse
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Location: London
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LMFAO DURNEGROKID.
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