And the biggest asshole in the universe (me):


(8:13:50 AM) gbgoran: hello there
(8:13:53 AM) gbgoran: how are you?
(8:13:58 AM) gbgoran: im fine
(8:14:13 AM) MSN: I am groovy
(8:14:22 AM) MSN: is the noob.eu servers closed down?
(8:14:25 AM) gbgoran: groovry? :D
(8:14:45 AM) MSN: "groovy" is an old 1970 term for "cool"
(8:15:11 AM) gbgoran: yeah ... and i thought of the culture included :P
(8:17:55 AM) MSN: so what happened to the Euro-n00bfest?!?! I thought you had this thing under control!
(8:19:46 AM) gbgoran: as ppl found never interests and old friends left ... there wasnt much else to do than put it on ice
(8:21:18 AM) MSN: well, now I have no choice. I am angry with you and I have to kill you.
(8:22:18 AM) gbgoran: how are things with n00bfest?
(8:23:23 AM) MSN: you took my n00bfest-eu and killed it.... it was like a puppy to me.... a small and friendly puppy that I loved very much since it was born. I gave it milk from my own breast and loved it from birth. And then you took it away and you stomped it. You stomped it and smashed it's poor little guts out and crushed its skull. I hate you and I am swimming across the ocean right now to punch you in the buthole with my fist.
(8:23:59 AM) gbgoran: what are you talking about?
(8:25:13 AM) MSN: remember? you took the n00bfest-eu and made it pr0noob and noob.eu and all that. We were divided. Now you let it die from DocHoliday cancer.
(8:26:17 AM) MSN: now I will have to open a London CS:Source servers and start the Euro n00bfest all over again
(8:27:07 AM) gbgoran: why are you threating me?
(8:28:08 AM) MSN: because interpol is after me and I have to take you down before they get me
(8:28:12 AM) gbgoran: I am still friend w Rune and all other ppl who played with us. I was RIGHT when I said the Gman was bad for n00bfest and you proved me right when you kicked him
(8:28:15 AM) MSN: because you killed my puppy
(8:28:44 AM) gbgoran: why didnt you continue with CZ server as I told ppl to go there to play?
(8:29:00 AM) MSN: who is Rune?
(8:29:18 AM) gbgoran: I never did anything accept listening to ppl -which I clearly pointed out to YOU
(8:29:56 AM) gbgoran: you never supported OR understood the view ppl had over here. I tried multiple times to mend all back together
(8:30:02 AM) MSN: yes, but you FAILED because the EU community is dead
(8:30:34 AM) gbgoran: I never had ANYONE pay for services and I had to pay for everything myself. Finally my wife said no .. what am I to do?????
(8:30:55 AM) gbgoran: you never showed any support
(8:31:07 AM) MSN: proof that I knew how to make it last because US n00bfest is alive under MY control while EU n00bfest is DEAD under yours. No partnerships would work because I would have wanted to take full control and people in the EU were getting all touchy about US controlling anything
(8:31:10 AM) gbgoran: you never suggested any ideas
(8:31:28 AM) gbgoran: you only criticised me .. and I never had anyone to turn to
(8:31:53 AM) MSN: well I gues that's probably true, but I criticize everyone
(8:32:03 AM) gbgoran: i never wanted the position as I stated to Rune and YOU so many times (i.e becomming an elderly -i said Rune was best)
(8:32:21 AM) MSN: what ever happened to Rune?
(8:32:52 AM) MSN: well, my plan would be to not have a separate "EU n00bfest"
(8:32:58 AM) gbgoran: after 2 months after he started n00b.eu -he started WoW and I was left with everything. Then he kept playing wow ...
(8:33:16 AM) MSN: n00b-eu would have to die, and the regular n00bfest would simply run a server in Europe instead
(8:33:30 AM) MSN: separating the communities was the beginning of the death
(8:33:35 AM) gbgoran: I ask you to take back your threat as my intention was ALWAYS to help !!
(8:33:39 AM) MSN: it was a race war
(8:33:47 AM) MSN: no
(8:33:52 AM) MSN: I am already in the ocean
(8:33:57 AM) MSN: swimming to your house
(8:34:04 AM) MSN: to punch your butthole with my fist
(8:34:14 AM) gbgoran: i do NOT take easly on threats
(8:35:16 AM) gbgoran: i regret the day I came to n00bfest -as it now turns out it was a huge mistake. I do NOT need threats!
(8:35:21 AM) MSN: LOL! You really think I am swimming the ocean to punch you in your asshole?
(8:35:56 AM) gbgoran: No im not .. but I dont like being in the postion of worring
(8:36:26 AM) MSN: I can't swim that far !! It's probably like over 20 miles or something
(8:36:56 AM) MSN: there is no way i could swim the ocean to punch your butthole
(8:37:05 AM) MSN: I am not in that kind of physical shape
(8:37:16 AM) MSN: but I have started my training
(8:37:30 AM) gbgoran: thats not the point here ...
(8:37:37 AM) MSN: in about 3 years, I will be ready to swim the ocean and punch my whole arm into your butthole
(8:38:07 AM) gbgoran: still you can take it back
(8:38:26 AM) MSN: if I take it back will I still have to swim the ocean?
(8:38:41 AM) MSN: because that's really far and I'm not sure if I want all that exercise
(8:38:47 AM) gbgoran: ......
(8:39:30 AM) gbgoran: im suprised your 3 comment is a threat ... I understand more than you think when I "read between the lines" in a discussion
(8:39:42 AM) gbgoran: 3:rd **
(8:40:36 AM) MSN: thats it.... I cant change my mind now. My training has begun! I will not kill you, but I WILL punch you in your buttpussy.
(8:40:47 AM) MSN: get some grease ready in 3 years when my training is finished
(8:41:13 AM) gbgoran: it seems like its up to me to teach you how things works
(8:41:50 AM) gbgoran: Start with positive critics as you get the attention right away.
(8:42:09 AM) gbgoran: then give negative criticism and end with positive again
(8:42:38 AM) MSN: but that's only if you're trying to accomplish something more than butthole touching
(8:43:00 AM) gbgoran: what you never understood that in EU -we dont do things like in the US
(8:43:40 AM) gbgoran: here its hard to tell ppl what to do -I mean italians would never accept other ppl ideas and the same goes with french ppl
(8:43:53 AM) gbgoran: Germans are very curios and interested in things
(8:44:06 AM) MSN: what YOU never understood is.... n00bs are n00bs. Humans are humans, and there's no need to separate people based on race or location. When we start to allow such things, everyone wants their own special treatments.
(8:44:10 AM) gbgoran: Polish ppl mostly hate germans and think they are stupid
(8:44:36 AM) gbgoran: English ppl are polite and scandinivan ppl are passive ppl
(8:44:40 AM) MSN: we treat everyone like shit, equally
(8:44:46 AM) MSN: that is n00bfest
(8:44:53 AM) MSN: anything different than that is NOT n00bfest
(8:44:58 AM) MSN: that is what you did not understand
(8:45:14 AM) MSN: people who are fans of n00bfest will always understand that, no matter where they come from
(8:45:17 AM) gbgoran: the only way we had ppl coming back was being nice and respectful
(8:45:22 AM) MSN: we play to have fun, TOGETHER
(8:45:37 AM) MSN: teasing each other was part of the fun
(8:45:45 AM) MSN: being sensitive is for the french
(8:46:28 AM) gbgoran: we never could use teasing with us
(8:46:42 AM) gbgoran: everyone was determined to become better and learn the game
(8:46:52 AM) MSN: We have n00bs from the EU now that love n00bfest
(8:47:05 AM) MSN: we will probably open a London server to try and rebuild what you destroyed
(8:47:15 AM) gbgoran: even ppl who became good stayed as they liked the respect given
(8:48:14 AM) MSN: and then, after I swim the ocean and punch you in your anus, I will buy flowers and make romance with your mother. Then we will be married and I will make you call me "dear father".
(8:48:42 AM) MSN: don't worry son. I am a good father
(8:49:20 AM) gbgoran: my mother died 18 years ago and my father died 15 months ago ... I have had my fair share of life WITHOUT recieving threats from YOU
(8:50:39 AM) MSN: man... there is a huge language barrier here. Our cultures are so different. I say things that are nice, and you become angry. Here in USA, it would be a huge compliment to say I want to be your father
(8:51:04 AM) gbgoran: yes -as Ive tried to point out to you many times before :S
(8:51:24 AM) gbgoran: AND im still NOT over my father passing away !!
(8:51:55 AM) MSN: I would be such a proud father..... but if your mom is dead that long, it would probably not work so well.
(8:52:27 AM) MSN: if it were not so long ago, though.... maybe I would still have a chance
(8:54:34 AM) MSN: we have all lost someone close to us.... it is very painful. I know how you feel. Its the same for me and the n00b.eu
(8:54:38 AM) MSN: I was very close
(8:55:51 AM) gbgoran: i dont know what you wanna accomplish with contacting me? ... and after this conversation I dont think I can add anything
(8:56:04 AM) gbgoran: I like to bid you farewell and god speed on your journey
(8:56:45 AM) gbgoran: ok?
(8:56:46 AM) MSN: 3 years.... leave a light on for me to find my way.
(8:56:58 AM) MSN: *POW* right in the buttpussy
(8:57:19 AM) gbgoran: as you I demand RESPECT
(8:57:34 AM) gbgoran: and as you dont can see and understand that ...
(8:58:03 AM) gbgoran: I'll be waiting in the deepest forrest of the ancient woods
(8:59:57 AM) MSN: I will bring my +20 Axe of Anal Pleasures. see you then.
(9:01:42 AM) gbgoran: the best thing with this is that i still know im better and more human. I became friend with many ppl and still consider them as close friends
(9:05:20 AM) MSN: yes... i wish I had made friends too. And I wish I was human. But I have failed.... I am a machine, filled with wires and technology, and I am alone in this world without anyone to care for me or love me. Whic is why I must SWIM THE OCEAN AND PUNCH YOU IN YOUR ASSCUNT! Then I will make the sex on your wife and run away to Scotland to eat sheep guts and play golf until I die at the ripe old age of 118.
(9:06:58 AM) gbgoran: you forgot about scothish whiskey?
(9:07:33 AM) MSN: I'm allergic to whiskey
(9:07:41 AM) MSN: you are so insensitive
(9:08:28 AM) MSN: shit!! the police are here! what did you do?!?!? I HAVE TO GO NOW BUT WATCH FOR ME SWIMMING TO YOUR TOWN SOON

Carnage.

Complete Carnage.

LOL, noone that I remember from the eu place still talks to him. what a retard.

wow... im impressed. and i never thought of saying asscunt or buttpussy

WoW. That was Corpsie and who?

The poor guy. I would've tapped his mom too.

I'm slightly disappointed in you, Corpse.

You turned down sex with his dead mother.

You're The CorpseHumper and as such, I think it would have been a delight.

And yes, I would consider skeletons to be corpses too. Hell, even dust. You could put her dust in a jar and go at it.

I seems like Corpse wife is better so he now have time to jump on me.

Corpse says n00b.eu was his puppy -well none in EU thinks he had ANYTHING to do with it. Noone knew who he was unless I told them.
Actually it was zeproth who asked if he could start a server and use the n00bfest name and then he (and I helped with it)

Corpse -in my book you are a comedian. But a washed up one and you think you can keep up your borring shows from the junkyard ...

You can not take away that I was the n00b.eu -as everyone followed me and they still keep in touch with me.

Corpse have you ever done any military service at all?
Or are you just a wannabe and thinks you can play CS and own everyone with your bs talk?

I pitty you, Corpse.

im groovy

Just wanna add:
I was right all the time:
-I said Gman was bad for n00bfest and later you banned him from n00bfest.
-I have suggested ppl to go over to n00bfest server -and they were banned.
-Corpsehumper thinks he can turn n00bfest into a huge business and he wanted my help a few times. But he wont listen to feedback/ ideas, so he turned me down.

Looks like you turn to me quite often .. I dont know why?!!

As a matter of fact, I have done military service, and I have a great deal of respect for those in uniform.

You sir, are a silly man with a poor memory. n00bfest was in Europe before you had anything to do with it. We helped fund and begin a n00bfest-eu community before you created your gay little pr0noob troop. Eventually, you became the 3rd place admin in that group and you couldn't stand it. You couldn't wait for things to change and to take over so you could enforce EURO rules in the servers instead of following the n00bfest way. You acted like it was a culture difference, and for a while I believed you. But it wasn't a culture difference, it was a difference in fundamental concepts. You wanted to change n00bfest for the European people, and I never should have given you any encouragement.

It was YOU that caused the downfall. Separating n00bfest-eu from the rest of the community and creating new rules for your little group of pu$$y.

n00bfest-eu was closed down because you decided to take off on your own and start your little copy of n00bfest called noob.eu or pr0noob and registering http://noob-eu.com/ . You caused our servers to become empty, and if you recall correctly, your players would actively come to our servers and ask people to leave and join your servers. No offense, but you are a power-hungry whorebag copy-cat C*CK. Nothing personal, though.

Every single time a sub-group of n00bfest takes off on their own, they fall eventually. I give you credit, though. Your copycat community lasted longer than most others.

The reason we could never re-establish a tie between the communities is because you INSIST on giving EU special treatment and treating people differently when they come from different countries. I say "F*CK them all" equally. If you're from Poland or Sweden and you can't take a joke, F*CK you. We don't need a bunch of whiners hanging around here anyway. We have enough U.S. whiners to deal with already without adding special treatment for other nationalities. Each time I approached you, you would say something that made me think "nope.... still not ready yet". So I had no choice but to abandon the hopes of ever building a link between the two groups.

Now what I will do is re-open a server in the UK for our European pals. This time it will be a CS:Source server. It will outlast your silly experiments and sooner or later, you'll come to play there and love it.

You sir, have failed. n00bfest is still alive and well, and your tired-ass copy-cat site and servers have died. n00bfest.com is not a money making machine, but it lives on while others spawn and die over and over.

Good job, Euro-CAKD. How's that taste? I'm sorry... can't talk with your mouth full?

In conclusion, I would like to say "blow me, whore".

Owned.

Kaboom!!!

Please refer to buggy's signature if you have any further questions.

lol

Come now, goran.

It's not polite to take the gifts bestowed up on you by Zarathustra and in turn give them to others claiming you were the creator.

Bwaaahahahahahaahahahhahaha

#1
-I joined n00bfest.
-EU ppl joined n00b.eu (later n o o b.eu)

I return to n00bfest and EU ppl returning to me ( EU ppl are asking me to re-start cz server, which I dont wanna do!! )

#2
An US admin came to server and banned an EU member (no names).
- Everyone was upset. I couldnt discuss "live" with anyone, as ppl were afk / busy ... or whatever.
-As no change were spoken of -that made a difference at that time. EU ppl spoke their mind and I was STILL all alone trying to UNDERSTAND.
-I suggested US admin to be repremended -but that couldnt be done. Giving ME nothing of use to convince EU ppl we should move on.

#3 CAKD was before my time and I dont feel wrong with you calling me as such.
-I (gbgoran) had to move on and therefore creating a NEW website and start a CZ server.
-During this time I kept an open mind to MEND us back to n00bfest.

#4
-I joined n00bfest 2 weeks after the EU server opened and I was the FIRST member to join there. I wanted to play for fun and help out. IF it hadnt been for Zepto to start playing WoW, i never had taken the responsibilies which I was left to do !!
-OF course I had suggestions, like you, I wanted more ppl to join. Also you never did any to the initial design of the website EVEN after you promised to do so. THIS because US and EU websites looked DIFFERENT and I wanted them to look the SAME -to let the EU become more integrated with US.

#5
With polish and swedish ppl, WE are different as we have a DIFFERENT history.
You in US all started at the time (well atleast almost) -We never had that posibility and therefore: take this into consideration.

#6
I never asked to "take point" for n00b.eu. (Zepto played WoW)
I never asked for starting a community. (noob.eu / pr0noob.eu
I helped with paying for server slots. (payed $$$ )
I wanted ppl to have FUN. (Gave ppl oppertunities)

Finally after reading here I might understand what went wrong.

I wanted YOU take charge of merging us back together. And where I just could say to ppl to move over there and re-direct my website to yours.
Leaving me without taking charge of all whats included with running a community!
Its easier to be "number 2" and I know that is where I am the best i.e. being #2.

#1 - You're wrong

#2 through 10 - dont matter

http://n00bfest-eu.com/members.shtml

Who's name is missing from the EU list? YOURS.

You came in LONG after n00bfest-eu was formed. Yes, DocHoliday and Gman has a disagreement and Gman banned DocHoliday. Gman was wrong, but Doc was/is a smart-ass kid and he's NOT EVEN FROM EUROPE. He's from the US. We would certainly treat US players any way we choose in a server called "n00bfest".

I changed my answers as follows:

#1 - F*CK you
#2 through 10 - suck my C*CK

Move along now Swede. There's nothing more for you to see here.

Sorry for you low bandwidth folks...but if theres any picture as to what happened here that can show you visually what happened..

That picture bears a striking resemblance to me in real life, except I don't have a proper pirate hat just yet.

Amazing.