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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am
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Location: Georgia
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 Offensive Haikus - Show me your creative deviance. Okay, n00bs. I was trolling a message board a while ago for a friend and I posted some offensive haikus to get people riled up.
I now post them here for your satisfaction and great lols.
Please enjoy and contribute your own 5 7 5's.
Best Wrestler Forever
Made an example of wife
and kid. We love Chris.
England in grand peace.
Islam is appeased by Europe.
England in pieces.
Presidential pole
Gets waxing of its long life.
World Trade Center falls.
Nuremburg Trials.
The innocent found guilty.
Holocaust never was.
Black man leaves prison.
My television is gone.
Justice fails again.
Two Thousand Seven.
Technology advances.
Men are now women.
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I got a sex change.
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CorpseHumper
Community Owner
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm
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Location: Southwest Florida
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Broke your meter on #1 and #4, but creativity point abound for #5.
Probably should be moved to the n00b members forum instead of General Discussion because it's probably gonna get wild.
Kitten is clever
Makes funny haikus for us
Posted in wrong place
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Judicator
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 3955
Location: ATX->NYC
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Haikus are garbage
They are not even poems
Because they don't rhyme
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nubs 4 breakfast
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ApoKolypse
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Location: London
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Judi is bitter
because he wants kitten's ass.
Pound it all night long.
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CorpseHumper
Community Owner
Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 8643
Location: Southwest Florida
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You guys are funny
You say things just to be mean
Forbidden man-fruit
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eviI-pie
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:00 pm
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the rain cools this heat
I daydream about this love
the buttplug workshop
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ApoKolypse
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Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am
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Location: London
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I play counterstrike
I am better than you are
Suck my e-penis.
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R33t
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Location: my house
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you guys are losers
hanging out in a forum
you all fail at life
_________________"I don't have a Warcraft account. I have a life."
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CorpseHumper
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Location: Southwest Florida
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You sig makes no sense
One answer is incorrect
Death is life not live
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vAntheMaN
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Location: MEXICO
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now u see why reet is stupid. It is not his fault, its the teacher's fault...
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CorpseHumper
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Location: Southwest Florida
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Wow, you made a one sentence haiku
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AnalChowMein
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Location: Michigan
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There once was a man from Nantucket
I like watermelon all year long
Chicken and grits, greens and pig's feet
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CorpseHumper
Community Owner
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Location: Southwest Florida
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Anal you messed up
Haiku is five seven five
You are a returd
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AnalChowMein
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Location: Michigan
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I was just tryin to represent for my brathas thats all. Out here on the streets words and number don't mean shit son.
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Orochimaru
Forum Newbie
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Location: Columbus, GA.
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?huh?
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Deepslit
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Location: Tampa, FL
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This topic is shit
Someone should lock it up now
Before it gets worse
edit: and the filter fucked up my first line.
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| Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:55 pm |
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am
Posts: 8983
Location: Georgia
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I like how Kano
Has not posted in this one
He cannot count well
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I got a sex change.
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Kano56
Newbie Spammer
Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:00 pm
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I hate all n1gg3rs
silly f|_|cking african fags
they need to get jobs
kitten gags on d1ck
obsessed with humongus n1gg3r ones
he likes to swallow
hey everybody
my name is old man corpse humper
HOMOSEXUAL will work to
my name is gay orex
please tell me what pu$$y is
im still a virgin
Names genocide or
retarded frankenstein or
d1ck licking j3w fag
i am van the man
my family jumps borders
watch me steal jobs ci
shove it in my throat
as i gasp for alot of air
i love c0ck -spidey
my race is so bad
no dad, steal, hold guns sideways
call me sailor moon
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bobdole_1337
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Location: New Jersey
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Good poems here, but
People are wasting their time
Especially me.
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R33t
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Joined: Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:00 pm
Posts: 443
Location: my house
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bob dole bob dole bob
dole bob dole bob dole bob dole
bob dole bob dole. fin
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