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 Why you should beat your kids. 
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Post Why you should beat your kids.
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makes me wanna bitch.

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omg what a bitch. a couple good smacks should set her staight

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Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:13 pm
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Punch her in the brain.

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Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:20 pm
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She has no F*CKING brain to punch.

Thats F*CKING pathetic.


Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:28 pm
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Yeah! Just farting pathetic!

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You guys are stupid. Her stupid mom should of waited until the party to give her the car. WTF is wrong with parents now a days. They just don't think anymore. She prolly just emotional scared that poor child for life. She may need sexual comfort.


Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:44 pm
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AnalChowMein wrote:
You guys are stupid. Her stupid mom should of waited until the party to give her the car. WTF is wrong with parents now a days. They just don't think anymore. She prolly just emotional scared that poor child for life. She may need sexual comfort.



Someone start a vote to ban this HOMOSEXUAL. Hes molested too many little racoons.
Lol

Anal you homo!


Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:49 pm
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I'm so angry.

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ApoKolypse wrote:
I'm so angry.


Why? Did mommy give you the wrong colored car?? Lol ♥


Thu Jun 28, 2007 2:58 pm
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buggy wrote:
AnalChowMein wrote:
You guys are stupid. Her stupid mom should of waited until the party to give her the car. WTF is wrong with parents now a days. They just don't think anymore. She prolly just emotional scared that poor child for life. She may need sexual comfort.



Someone start a vote to ban this HOMOSEXUAL. Hes molested too many little racoons.
Lol

Anal you homo!


I have never molested any racoons. I may have though of doing so while pleasuring myself but I have never actually done it.


Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:08 pm
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What a milf.


Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:34 pm
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Deepslit wrote:
What a milf.



I went back to the video to confirm. ru4r34l?

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She was kinda cute. Although Anal Chow Chow also looks rather cute with his meat in the pencil sharpener.


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See...this is the type of spoiled little c*nt that you f*ck in the butt, blow your load on her face and tell to get the f*ck out of your bed with the spunk still all over.

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Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:08 pm
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Joe, would you do them that young??


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Of course. Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC is my best friend. I see him weekly, in different cities.

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JoeMamma wrote:
Of course. Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC is my best friend. I see him weekly, in different cities.


HAHAHAHA,



Chris: Do you know who I am? I'm Chris Hansen from Datline NBC.


Joe: Yeah I know F*CKER, this is the third time I've seen you this week. Am I going to get to actually hump on this one, or am I going to jail again?


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WOW, boy am I glad I'm not her. I'd just be sooooo embarrassed if my parents gave me a Lexus.

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LOL her mom sent it back, though.

Ruined her life by not giving her the Lexus at the correct time.

Wow.

One day she's gonna make some lucky guy a miserable sap.

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