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how do you know santa is a man

he comes in late at night eats all your food empties his sack and he is gone by the time you get up the next morning


how is a mans driving like his sex life

he always pulls out with out consideration for who else is coming

A bear and a rabbitt are taking a crap on the woods and the bear looks at the rabbit and ask do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur and the no said the rabbit good said the bear as he picked him up



hope you enjoy


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Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:01 pm
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lol and he is RUGED [that is a joke if you watched Dexter's Lab on cartoon network many years ago]

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Mrs. had to have edited that.

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yeauh, dexter was awesome, they made fun of mr t at all corners

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