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I'd buy a shotgun and shoot him in the face.

Then stand over his body and start singing.

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One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance.


Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:52 pm
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lmfao.


Personally I'd just run alongside him wherever he went. Knifing the walls and ground around him, running in circles around him, type in mm1 "Okay let's keep going to the (location)".


Then I'd drive to his house, duct tape both hands to his lack of penis, create a makeshift set of duct-tape nunchaku's start beating him savagely, smiling and singing songs by Aqua, shove him into a barrel, break down his front door and start rolling him around the street.

I'd hotwire his car and use a complex series of bungee cords, safely secure the barrel to the fender and drive merrily around the block (all the while blasting blasting Stacy's Mom)

I would then slingshot the bucket (it's a bucket now) into a swarm of Africanized Bees.


After waxing his entire body and supergluing his buttocks together, I'd ask that when his hair DOES grow back, he use this. Image




I could do that for hours.

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Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:58 pm
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lol shovel lol! well AL would talk to me in the scrims and i would blow him off. =). wait nvm i would moon him then poiltely ask him to bed =). And Al you can bring ur shotie to BED :o

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Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:00 am
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LOL!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'M CRYING THAT'S SO FUNNY!

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If we were given just one word of information in our entire history, how we'd treasure it! How we'd pore over every syllable, divining its meaning, arguing its importance; how we'd examine it and wring every lesson we could from it. Yet today we have trillions of words, tidal waves of information, and the smallest detail of every action our government and businesses take is easily available to us at the touch of a button. And yet... We ignore it, and learn nothing from it.

One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance.


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apok i like your comments LOL!!!

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apok i like your comments LOL!!!
*slits your throat*

And I like killing LOL!!!

*eats the body*

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If we were given just one word of information in our entire history, how we'd treasure it! How we'd pore over every syllable, divining its meaning, arguing its importance; how we'd examine it and wring every lesson we could from it. Yet today we have trillions of words, tidal waves of information, and the smallest detail of every action our government and businesses take is easily available to us at the touch of a button. And yet... We ignore it, and learn nothing from it.

One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance.


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BAM!

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I WIN.

I think I speak for TLH when I say...

Request DENIED, biznatch!

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One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance.


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no... ur talking to yourself

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Al the Killer wrote:
I WIN.

I think I speak for TLH when I say...

Request DENIED, biznatch!


Biznatch = the start of a beautiful friendship.

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ApoKolypse wrote:
Al the Killer wrote:
I WIN.

I think I speak for TLH when I say...

Request DENIED, biznatch!


Biznatch = the start of a beautiful friendship.
^.^

Demon Avenger, you aren't getting into TLH... Deal wif it.

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One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance.


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al is a hater on me =( :( :( WHY!!! WHyy!!! Al your a good guy according to my bed and i wouldnt wwant to lose you like this :cry:

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ApoKolypse wrote:
lmfao.


Personally I'd just run alongside him wherever he went. Knifing the walls and ground around him, running in circles around him, type in mm1 "Okay let's keep going to the (location)".


Then I'd drive to his house, duct tape both hands to his lack of penis, create a makeshift set of duct-tape nunchaku's start beating him savagely, smiling and singing songs by Aqua, shove him into a barrel, break down his front door and start rolling him around the street.

I'd hotwire his car and use a complex series of bungee cords, safely secure the barrel to the fender and drive merrily around the block (all the while blasting blasting Stacy's Mom)

I would then slingshot the bucket (it's a bucket now) into a swarm of Nigga Bees.


After waxing his entire body and supergluing his buttocks together, I'd ask that when his hair DOES grow back, he use this. Image




I could do that for hours.


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Alright now, we'll leave it there or I'm going to tear the next Post-St*r apart.

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ok back to the subject in which Al pulled us off of. I would like to join this is not your decision Al so stop talking its Fighting Amish aight.

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Wait i just noticed you got that pic from the best page in the universe Sw00t.


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wha? i just googled my pic if u talking to me Uber

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Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:16 am
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no the tear free shampoo.

It's from Maddox's site.

But ur sig is pretty cool lookin but it'd be better if it waint so big.
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Whoops accidentally let out my ghetto.


Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:19 am
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No he's talking about the maddox site.


Just stay on the F*CKING topic.

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If you want in TLH, you sure don't have my vote.

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One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance.


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