Clean your BALL? You only have one?

Tragic can opening accident.

So let's just assume that we DID invade Iraq for our long term goal of controlling the supply of oil covertly, if not overtly. So what?

We're the ones that matter, aren't we? F*CK them all, and offer them a fair price for their oil. I don't give a shit if this is a war for oil or not. If it is, we need to defeat the enemy and crush them utterly. If it's not, we still need to kick their asses.

So if I'm hearing you correctly, we asked for an ass kicking and we're gonna get it? Is that how you see this? Are we gona get our asses handed to us by a bunch of F*CKING savage rag-head mother F*CKERS? I doubt it. Will we lose an unacceptable number of Americans in the process? Yes. We already have. We need to stop F*CKING around and pu$$y through the process. Go in, demolish it all, kill them all, and apologize for the innocent casualties afterwards.

If that approach doesn't appeal to you, then our current course of action is the proper alternative. Systematic elimination through controlled means, but in a slower and more precise way, causing more casualties on our side.

Die liberal HOMOSEXUAL!!

I'm a conservative, gun-totin' redneck pirate!

ARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!

I'm driving the bulldozer, and you're chained to a tree.

Easy!! Easy big fella! When I said looks like someone is steamed over the election, I meant the author of the "fuckthesouth" site.

Sheesh... payroll must really be a bitch around there.

HHB, I'm so ashamed! We can have free conversation around here between friends. It's the conversation that's NOT between friends that has to be maintained at arms length.

If you notice, I never said a word about Sammie's "F*CK BUSH" statement and pirate tatoo thingy (*cough* doesn't know what she's talking about anyway*cough*). I know where Sammie stands politically (*cough*extreme liberal*cough*) and she knows where I stand. We get along great now that the election is over and the media isn't keeping us at each other's necks.

I love Sammie now. We're gonna have a bi-partisan affair the next time I go to Florida. I'm gonna go Lewinski on that biotch!

;-)

It's a shame that the rest of the country can't pull together now and stop all the Bush bashing. There was so much hatred generated during the campaign that it won't fade quickly. That's the down-side of demonizing your opponent and then losing. Now you've created a demon who remains in office.

It's the bullshit Michael Moore-esque posts and opinions that drive me nuts. Those aren't posted by you, those are posted by others now and then.

Just because people voted for Kerry doesn't make them retards. It just means they're un-patriotic, un-American, Jesus-hating, corrupt, hell-bound heathens who wouldn't know a good president if he stuck his dick in their mouth. Wait... that might actually make them think he IS a good president. Let's just say they wouldn't know a good president at all, under any circumstances.

;-)