I have noticed alot of p00n's asking questions to problems easily fixed. So I decided to take affirmitive action and pwnzor a thread for you negr0's to read and prevent repetition.

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Q:"OMG OMG OMG! My CS crashed while loading fy_iceworld. It says it
needs 'de_vegas.wad' "

A:"Not very difficult to fix, just download the .wad file from the link below, then put it in your /cstrike folder. There, now you can go p00n it up on Iceworld."

De_Vegas.wad
(Unzip it with WinRAR, if you dont know what that is then LV-Gamer has a 1337 ass thread. http://corpsehumper.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=712)

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Q:"Steam is being black and saying that I have an invalid Steam UserID ticket. Im going to go hang myself by my scrotom because I can't play CS!!!11oneone"

A:"Calm down you hyperactive p00n. Delete the 'clientregistry.blob' file in your steam folder. If your too wee-todd-it to figure that out, then be smart and observe the picture below. Once you delete this, Steam will force itself to purge all old histories and download new ones, thus making the shit work."

Clientregistry.blob

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Q:"Damn, im running out of Dick Space on my computar! I only have 300 hours of midget porn and CS installed. What the hell?"

A:"To free up Dick Space, do what I do and run this .js file. It will p00n your hard drive and make it nice and cl33n. . . AFRICAN AMERICAN."

DickClean.javascript

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Q:"How do I reset my computer back to how it is when I got it? I have too much buhtsecks on it to do anything."

A:"There are a few ways to do this. But I would just reinstall windows. If you dont have a Windows XP cd then contact me on MSN. The other way is to use system restore. (A built in feature in Windows XP) System restore restores your computer back to the point of whatever date you select to restore it to. To get to the System Restore program, do as follows. START > ALL PROGRAMS > ACCESORIES > SYSTEM TOOLS > System Restore"

For all you dumbasses...
System Restore Example

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Q:"OMFG! I want to put Brigit the Migit as my spray, but I dont know how to set my own spray. How do I make it shoot my funny funny haha?"

A:"You will need to replace the tempdecal.wad file in your CS/CZ/CSS directory. You can make these with Wally, or get one off the download section. Be sure to make it read only, or it will overwrite as soon as you open the options menu. KKTHX"
** I do not have the download link to Wally, you will need to find it yourself by searching t3h interweb on http://www.google.com **

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Q:"Holy F*CK, my wireless connection is lagging, what should I do?"

A:"I would do the following things. Log into your router, if you dont know how then read the book it came with or call the support line... as every brand is different. You can find a list of default passwords below this paragraph. Find the part in the menus in your routers interface that says "Broadcast Channel" or "Wireless Channel" Switch that from whatever its at to 8 10 12 14 or 24. Try not to use odd numbers because sometimes cable and cell phones can cut into it. Just do trial and error
The second thing I would do is get an antennae upgrade for your router. I have a 4 ft Mini CB - Car antennae on mine and I get good reception. Also, keep cellular devices out of the path between your computer and the router, and that will F*CK with it as well."

Default Password List:
http://phenoelit.darklab.org/cgi-bin/di ... ist&SORT=1

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Alright, if you AFRICAN AMERICANS have any questions then post em here and I will post them on the QA board and answer them when I get around to it.

Ah, very helpful to some fucks. I get tired of explaining the de_vegas.wad texture bullshit to everyone.

I don't feel like downloading and viewing that java script to verify it's not a malicious thing. Riddle.... you posted a legit script, right?

By the way, Zack Wylde RULEZ.

Yeah dude, for shizzle. Im not out to ruin AFRICAN AMERICANS, just to educate them a lil.

Agreed.

Yeah buzz I'm sure it's clean, but I didn't feel like sorting through it.

Riddle, I would try and compile that and upload it, or have buzz upload it, 80% the people who won't know what to do with it.

It's pretty simple.

Just click it and say "Run".

I would probably like it better if I was motivated enough to move it to my server, and make it read only, so it never gets changed.

Yeah, thats cool. Its clean, so whatever.

Ok so i have been running that DskClean script everyday for the last monthe and a half. Now It doesnt give me the option to run it, just to open it, then when i click open it ask's me what program i want to open it with..

WTF Mate????

Chill out, its your computer default access settings... its not a virus, and its read only, just chill... lol

Ive read thru ur thread, Riddlebox, and I was filled w satisfaction... so Ive copied a link to our n00b.eu forum -I just wanted to let u know that!

http://www.n00bfest-eu.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=10

/gbgoran
PS oc YOU get the credit for it!!! DS