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ApoKolypse
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Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 8388 Location: London
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 So the other day
In a 10 minute break in a summer course, we decide to drive 15 minutes away to Harvey's. The guy who's driving treats stop signs as if they were Minimun-50 signs. We ended up bumping into some lady because he decides he doesn't need to brake at a stoplight, luckily he HAD slowed down and she had started moving a little. Just a bumper-bumper collision.
There was no damage and we drove away no questions asked.
For whatever reason, I get back in that car a couple days later, but decide I'm going to get out. He says he's not stopping. I move up to the side door (it's a van) and I'm smelling some drinks on his breath. Thinking "F*CK this" I open the door and say "Stop the F*CKIN car".
He slows down to like, 10-15 and says "I'm not stopping the car". Door's opening, slowest he's gonna go I figure screw it I'm getting out. As I go to hop out, he floors it, I tried to hold on but couldn't get a good grip so I fell out going about 45-50. I tried to roll a bit but I still hit the ground pretty hard. Nothing's broken, my wrist was bruised badly, my elbow was cut pretty badly and bled a fair bit, my knee was cut up and is heavily bruised and hurts like a bitch.
I know I shouldn't have gotten back in on the first place but, a couple other friends of mine were in and I had nothing else to do. If you think I should have stayed in the car, my chances were better jumping out.
Anyway, apart from bruises and scabs, when I rolled I cracked my iPod screen (30GB iPod Video, I'd forgotten I had it with me that day. Music still works but what's the point of having it.) Apple says that since I have my warrantee, it'll only cost me $180 to repair it + shipping.
So I'm fucked.
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| Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:43 am |
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panik
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Joined: Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 185 Location: Fanwood, New Jersey
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LOL @ joo!
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Deepslit
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Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2103 Location: Tampa, FL
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And what's that van's 0-60 time for it to go from 15mph to 45-50, or did u just wait a really long time to jump out?
I had a friend dropped off at his house, except they just told him to jump out onto his lawn b/c he's not stopping. So he jumps out and tries to land on his feet with the car going 35 and ends up flipping over and bruising the hell out of his side.
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eviI-pie
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Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2649
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I think this is another copy paste from another post.
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CzechRebel
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Joined: Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1129 Location: Dust 2 In B Tunnels
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He was playing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" in the car?
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MrWarrior
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Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 715 Location: Las Vegas Nevada
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180 for just the ipod repair? go buy a new one.
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panik
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Joined: Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 185 Location: Fanwood, New Jersey
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since when is 180 > 350?
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AngryKitten
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Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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180CSP for the repair?
I'd just go beat up a scene kid and take theirs.
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| Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:26 am |
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Orochimaru
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Joined: Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 80 Location: Columbus, GA.
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apok i love you lol
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| Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:31 pm |
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ApoKolypse
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Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 8388 Location: London
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We had a good 300 metres or so to speed up.
And lawl at Canadian Snow Pesos.
And Deep's friend/acquaintance is returded.
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| Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:36 pm |
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Orochimaru
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Joined: Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 80 Location: Columbus, GA.
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hola
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| Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:09 pm |
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Pyrokid
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Joined: Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 2334 Location: Texas
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Team Rocket? Team Rocket can suck on muh balls. Magikarp, hittem..hittem with a splash attack.
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Strange
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Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 7108 Location: Texas
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MrWarrior wrote: 180 for just the ipod repair? go buy a new one.
Better yet, buy a zen....or anything else BUT an iPod. bwahahahaha
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| Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:08 am |
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AngryKitten
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Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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Strange has the right idea.
I had a Creative Zen at one point until a friend thought it would be funny to hold it out the window of my car while we were going down the road. To make a long story short, he lost his grip on it.
Then I bought an iPod because I was/am a HOMOSEXUAL and bought in to the bullshit.
I really regret not getting another Zen. The Zen was a portable hard drive. The iPod is a portable brick. I put shit on it and can't get it back without a lot of hassle.
F*CK that.
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| Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:30 am |
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CorpseHumper
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Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 8643 Location: Southwest Florida
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Get a PSP and convert your videos. It's cheaper, has a bigger screen, and you can play games on it when you're bored.
Apok, beat that F*CKER in his face for doing that shit. He's a drunk and a F*CKING retard. He needs to be taught a lesson before he kills someone. He's not funny and he's not cool.
End his bullshit. Cars are not toys and someone needs to stop him before he hurts someone even worse than he already has.
iPods are nice, too. I have an iPod and a PSP, and my only regret on the iPod is the screen size for watching movies. For songs and music videos it rocks. Although.... I hardly use my iPod now that I got the PSP.
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| Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:53 am |
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MilkMan
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Joined: Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 141 Location: Camp Pendleton, CA
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CorpseHumper wrote: Apok, beat that f**ker in his face for doing that s**t. He's a drunk and a f**king retard. He needs to be taught a lesson before he kills someone. He's not funny and he's not cool.
End his bullshit. Cars are not toys and someone needs to stop him before he hurts someone even worse than he already has. .
I agree take a baseball bat to that F*CKERS legs. O and that would be nice of you compared to what I would do to him.
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buggy
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Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 1436 Location: Illinois
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Send him to Saudi Arabia where they will chop off his peepee and make him watch it wiggle.
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ApoKolypse
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Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 8388 Location: London
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Also the other day the same kid ran by and broke the clip on my iPod case, making the case useless. -$50
Also, iPod hit the ground after, got worse.
If he doesn't fix both, I'm actually going to stomp him out, wouldn't be the first time. I'm not getting stuck with this shit. I wish it hadn't been a gift though because I'd have kept the receipt.
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MrWarrior
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Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 715 Location: Las Vegas Nevada
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Make Chinese people chop of his peepee and eat it with rice
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bobdole_1337
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Joined: Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 399 Location: New Jersey
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Chinese people only eat peepee if it's dog peepee.
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