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Author:  Sweet Pea [ Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Happy Valentines Day

Happy Valentines Day
Motherfuckers!

(for all of you who don't have someone to celebrate, I'm sure there's someone in n00b that wouldn't mind doing butt to butt) ;)

Author:  JoeMamma [ Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Happy Valentines Day

Happy Valentine's Day! YAY! Another year with no Valentine's sex for me! (wife is in class until 4, when she gets my kids from my parent's house, then I leave for work at 6 - not like I'd get any anyways, even if I was home tonight...)

Author:  Sweet Pea [ Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Happy Valentines Day

You make your wife out to be a huge bitch. And she's super nice. I wanna hang out with her again, and your kids.

Author:  mossyoak [ Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:56 pm ]
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Sweet Pea wrote:
You make your wife out to be a huge bitch. And she's super nice. I wanna hang out with her again, and your kids.

Its just the way the male things.

No Valentine's day sex = BITCH.

Actually no sex = bitch, but thats another story lol

Author:  JoeMamma [ Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Happy Valentines Day

Sweet Pea wrote:
You make your wife out to be a huge bitch. And she's super nice. I wanna hang out with her again, and your kids.


She's not a bitch, but she has absolutely no libido, no sex drive what-so-ever! And for a 30 year old sex fiend, that's quite frustrating to deal with!

Author:  Sweet Pea [ Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Happy Valentines Day

They make pills for that. I'm sure she likes some sort of C*CK that you could infiltrate with some delicious libido pills.

Author:  ResinCactus [ Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Happy Valentines Day

try more fourplay? or pills?

or...

bondage?

Author:  Tarnish [ Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Happy Valentines Day

let her put a strap-on on and have her return the favor might just need some crazy time... i disgust myself SMH

Author:  Luke [ Thu Feb 14, 2013 4:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Happy Valentines Day

YAY BUTT TO BUTT

Author:  Tazzaler [ Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Happy Valentines Day

Dibs on Deadman's Asshole

Author:  Garrett [ Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Happy Valentines Day

Happy Valentines Day, although every day is butt-to-butt day.

Author:  CLOROX [ Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Happy Valentines Day

Me and my left hand just treated ourselves this valentines day, She wasn't being very nice so at work she got cut and i had to go home. Take that you F*CKING nasty hand.

Author:  BulletCatcher [ Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Happy Valentines Day

Happy Vday!

Author:  Fird [ Thu Feb 14, 2013 11:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Happy Valentines Day

happy vday :D

Author:  chronicW33D [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:37 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Happy Valentines Day

Tazzaler wrote:
Dibs on Deadman's Asshole

LAWL! happy vday!

Author:  iownzu [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Happy Valentines Day

im single

Author:  JoeMamma [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Happy Valentines Day

You're never "single" - you always have a lady-friend, as long as you sit on your hand first.

Author:  Dead Man [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Happy Valentines Day

Tazzaler wrote:
Dibs on Deadman's Asshole

Apparently my asshole is up for grabs? LOL

Author:  Ma Deuce RMP [ Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:16 pm ]
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;~; got rejected

Author:  Tazzaler [ Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Happy Valentines Day

Say hi to your wife for me Joe

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