Don't tip the guy.

Last night I ordered a pizza and then fell asleep due to taking 4 pain killers at once, the pizza girl called my house like "Hi, I've been standing out here for like 15 minutes, ringing the door bell." "Oh shit, I fell asleep, sorry." I went downstairs and got the pizza and paid her. I had 58 bucks in my pocket. Half-asleep and in the dark I counted out 25 dollars to give her a 5 dollar tip and pay for the 20 dollar pizza. This morning I went to the International House of Pancakes to eat some pancakes and 'lo and behold, there was 20 bucks in my F*CKING pocket. I GAVE HER F*CKING 18 DOLLARS AS A F*CKING TIP. A 10 and a 5 and three 1's. God damnit, Sea Monster. So I've already figured in the time that Dharg didn't pay the pizza guy, so the next 5 people to order pizzas need to help make up the dividend.

I'll give you a swift kick in the nuts instead.

For an 18 dollar tip, she should've given you more than pizza.

now that I'm no longer working at PJ's I can actually find this funny

if you want to make some real trouble call the papa johns in 4 corners FL

1-877-420-PAPA - toll free

Tell them your staying in a resort(see below) and use any damn number you want as long as it's 10 digits....you see this is the one and only Pizza place that delivers to all the resorts in the area....and this time of the year we have tourists every F*CKING where....on top of that they don't have caller ID....when they ask you for the resort phone number just say "I don't know!"


List of resorts

Summer Bay
Liki Tiki - units EX: 400 - 706 (Building number and unit number - 400 500 and 600 have 7 floors)
Grand Bahama Bay
Winsor Palms
Orange Lake
Silver Lake
Westgate - units EX: aaa 12 (any three of the same letter and 1-12)

This should be pretty funny

(and to any of the heads on the forum....I CHOSE the phone number for the store)

Holy shit. You just inspired me to really F*CK with my parents when they go down to Longboat Key later this summer.

Are you still playing guild wars Angry? What's your name?

I'm: Not Brand X

has anyone called the PJ's yet?