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dabadguy
Not Worthy of [n00b]
Joined: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:59 pm Posts: 954 Location: Clearwater, Florida
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 Nuke DE_Nuke
And the winner for the worst map in CS goes to...... NUKE! I understand where the map creators were going for, and on paper it sounds good. 2 Main rush points, one long for awping and one crowded short ass dark sideways tunnel, oh yeah and a F*CKING ladder to a point where everyone on the map can see you and you will certainly be killed quickly. This map is horrid. First of all, CS is a game of rushing, which means the open side mainly used for awping and hiding behind boxes is like trying to cross the trenches in world war1. Unless you are really good at sniping....do not rush that side period. That leaves the hallway. What a clusterfuck of an abortion this rush point is. The T's come in sideways and in the dark, which means you have to use the flashlight.So F*CKING gay. Half the time I can't see shit and end up taking out my own teamates. This map should be flushed down the toilet. I hate Piranesi....but i would rather play Piranesi all day then play nuke even once. It's geared twards CT's, but because of the map, CT's usually cannot rush effeciently enough to get the jump on the T's. Best Hosty Maps are: Office,Assault,Italy. Best bomb maps are : Dust (1&2), Aztec, cobble Oh yeah....did I mention F*CK DE_NUKE?!!?!?!?? F*CK THAT AFRICAN AMERICAN of a goddamn F*CKING map. ;)
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Hooker
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Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:47 pm Posts: 2564
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 Re: Nuke DE_Nuke
Oddly enough Piranesi is actually not terribly 1 sided. T's usually win if they rush, get their asses raped if they don't. Just like every other map.
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doublesven
I have NO life....
Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2552
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Um rage. But anyways make a script so you can adj. your gamma on the fly. I have it so I can turn it up on dark maps and down on bright maps like dust and dust2. But gg at being a fag.
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JoeMamma
n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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 Re: Nuke DE_Nuke
My guess: this HOMOSEXUAL gets owned on Nuke, round after round, so he's all butt-hurt about it.
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Tucker
n00bfest Ancient, Senior Admin
Joined: Sun Aug 07, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2629 Location: Cocoa, Florida
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 Re: Nuke DE_Nuke
dabadguy wrote: And the winner for the worst map in CS goes to...... NUKE! False - the worst map(s) in CS are all cs_ maps, aztec, and port. I understand where the map creators were going for, and on paper it sounds good. 2 Main rush points, one long for awping and one crowded short ass dark sideways tunnel, oh yeah and a F*CKING ladder to a point where everyone on the map can see you and you will certainly be killed quickly. dabadguy wrote: This map is horrid. First of all, CS is a game of rushing No and no. dabadguy wrote: which means the open side mainly used for awping and hiding behind boxes is like trying to cross the trenches in world war1. Unless you are really good at sniping....do not rush that side period. Smoke grenades, flash grenades, HE grenades. dabadguy wrote: That leaves the hallway. What a clusterfuck of an abortion this rush point is. The T's come in sideways and in the dark, which means you have to use the flashlight.So F*CKING gay. Half the time I can't see shit and end up taking out my own teamates. lol. dabadguy wrote: This map should be flushed down the toilet. You should be flushed down the toilet. dabadguy wrote: <piranesi talk> ok. dabadguy wrote: Best Hosty Maps are: Office,Assault,Italy. Best bomb maps are : Dust (1&2), Aztec, cobble dust1, aztec, and cbble are CT-sided as F*CK. Take dust2 off your list - it doesn't deserve to be listed with the other three. dabadguy wrote: Oh yeah....did I mention F*CK DE_NUKE?!!?!?!?? F*CK THAT HOMO-EROTICA-PEICE-O-SHIT-ASSHOLE-AFRICAN AMERICAN-FUCK-SLUTBAG-DOUBLEGANGBANG-JEWGOLD-WHORE of a goddamn F*CKING map. ;) nou.
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mossyoak
n00bfest Council
Joined: Sat Jul 12, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 3823 Location: SHOTTYFEST!
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Tucker. Rape. That is all.
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Tazzaler
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Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North
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 Re: Nuke DE_Nuke
You're hindering the campaign against Aztec.
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dabadguy
Not Worthy of [n00b]
Joined: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:59 pm Posts: 954 Location: Clearwater, Florida
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All maps are one sided.....one team on every map has a clear and decisive advantage. If you cannot figure it out then you are a kid. So everyone can shut the F*CK up on that count. The only people who stand up for nuke or those who get lucky at it, or think the game is about sniping...which it is most certainly not. To only offer one real rush point, then F*CK it up so badly is why this map sucks. The tunnel is so dark and it twists and turns so much, that by the time the team rushes through, theres only 1 person left. Unlike Aztec where you can easily rush DD's with t's and half of your team can still survive. Not in Nuke, unless teams are stacked. Don't wanna hear about zig-zagging through bombsite B, again it's so dark you will die before you can see anyone, using the flashlight only gives away your position. And nobody should ever have to change a major graphic setting just to play a regular map. The map is shit, I do not know why people like it at all, I like at least 1 thing about every other map in CS. Just not this one. I cannot find one reason why anyone would like this map, I guess maybe the bomb? who knows.
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Garrett
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Joined: Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 1719 Location: Chicago
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 Re: Nuke DE_Nuke
No maps are sided. You just don't know how to play your side to your advantage.
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Sandman
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Joined: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:53 pm Posts: 2811 Location: giving bitches wet willies
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dabadguy wrote: All maps are one sided.....one team on every map has a clear and decisive advantage. If you cannot figure it out then you are a kid. So everyone can shut the F*CK up on that count. The only people who stand up for nuke or those who get lucky at it, or think the game is about sniping...which it is most certainly not. To only offer one real rush point, then F*CK it up so badly is why this map sucks. The tunnel is so dark and it twists and turns so much, that by the time the team rushes through, theres only 1 person left. Unlike Aztec where you can easily rush DD's with t's and half of your team can still survive. Not in Nuke, unless teams are stacked. Don't wanna hear about zig-zagging through bombsite B, again it's so dark you will die before you can see anyone, using the flashlight only gives away your position. And nobody should ever have to change a major graphic setting just to play a regular map. The map is shit, I do not know why people like it at all, I like at least 1 thing about every other map in CS. Just not this one. I cannot find one reason why anyone would like this map, I guess maybe the bomb? who knows. I actually like nuke so you can go F*CK yourself in the fuck-hole, you must have not heard of this new thing its called a flash you throw it and it blinds people, then your team rushes in and you kill people, you should try it sometime
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Goodkat
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Joined: Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 1282 Location: upinya
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This thread is so fail, I actually am starting to feel sorry for dabadguy. Everyone hates some of the maps, but just because you don't like it, doesn't mean it's a shitty map. You're digging yourself into a hole on this one dabadguy. And you're really making yourself sound like a complete idiot.
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dirkdeagler
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Joined: Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:12 pm Posts: 3663 Location: Mt Hood, Oregon
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 Re: Nuke DE_Nuke
I usually hold nothing but a deagle (not even grenades) and rush outside nuke T-side with some success almost 100% of the time. I quite like the map, which means that it is a great map.
Also, tucker, F*CK you. I also quite like Port, which means that it is a great map, making you WRONG.
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Mindless
Game Server Admin
Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 4359 Location: The Nasty Nati
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nuke rules, that's all there is to it. I own ass on either team.
Let badguy have his opinion though. If this thread doesn't stop here he's F'd.
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chrisk101
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Joined: Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:00 pm Posts: 92
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i love de_nuke!!!! favorite map after de_cbble
my least favorite map BY FAR is italy. that opera singer is a two-timing, no talent assclown who has never held a steady job. F*CKING hippies. i wish i could take the bomb from de_ level into italy just to F*CKING blow that singer up.
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XIII
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Joined: Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:42 pm Posts: 167 Location: Northern Colorado
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Im not gonna lie, I dont like Nuke because I suck at it...
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Gman
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This kid is obviously an authority on the subject. I mean, he's had steam for about 4 years now and look how good he is: http://n00bfest.com/stats/player.php?id=12562
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Spyda
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Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 5609 Location: Yo mama's room, Bitch!
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I wish I could have a .7 K:D and use my flashlight! It's funny that he thinks nuke is one-side, but not one of the most notoriously one-sided maps in CS history, Aztec. Aztec is so one-sided that it, along with Dust, Prodigy, and Cbble, were taken out of league play because terrorists couldn't manage more than 4 rounds per match.
Also, Tucker is right. If you are getting plowed that bad, the other team is playing aggressive(unless you have a .7 K:D and use your flashlight and just blow), smoke, flash, and go. You can't hide from Source flashes. Man up, shoot someone in the face, and stop crying about the map.
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Mr.Reilly
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Joined: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:24 pm Posts: 1768
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seriously. nuke is F*CKIN great. Grab an AK and start shooting F*CKERS in the face outside. If you cant....well theres no hope for you. Flashlight? really? Its like running around with a giant F*CK ME IN THE FACE PLEASE sign above your head. I love nuke either side. If Ts work together they can rape face.
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Cyning of Scedenig
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Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:17 am Posts: 2079 Location: California
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It's not that ct sided, plus it's a fun map. The only advantages Ct's have is going up the ladder and then shooting the terrorists on the ground, other than that...It's pretty equal. Terrorists have their big buildings too that they can snipe from and hide in. And really, it all matters who is on your team, not so much if the map is Ct/T sided. If you're gonna have Reborn and Lecoq on the same team, even if the map is Italy and they are Ct's, the Ct's will win.
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Garrett
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Joined: Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 1719 Location: Chicago
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I sense a problem with his post....
whether it's that he bumped a 30 day old thread, or who he considers good, i cannot tell.
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