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I have to question your leetness. Why, if you and your friends are so strait-edge trybies are you playing in a server called n00bfest? Then feel the need to type a rant letter which does nothing but make us grin and laugh at your fail?

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Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:26 pm
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This kid is so FAIL it hurts. I've played at higher levels of competition than him. The best he has done is CAL-I in 1.6 a long time ago. He was also banned from ESEA for cheating last month:

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http://www.cevo.com/?page=search&for=0:1:11997806&what=players

http://death.clanservers.com/syrringe.html

http://www.myspace.com/covermyeyes

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virus wrote:
I think it is time to invoke the Gods over @ /b/. Ill take this information in good hands. Lets see what lulz are produced. brace for epic win.


BTW: Whats this fags steam id... lets check out this "1337," CEVO dude and see if hes ever on any roster. Maybe he's a pubstar wanna-be.


Not your personal army. Don't incite his wrath, etc.

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AngryKitten wrote:
virus wrote:
I think it is time to invoke the Gods over @ /b/. Ill take this information in good hands. Lets see what lulz are produced. brace for epic win.


BTW: Whats this fags steam id... lets check out this "1337," CEVO dude and see if hes ever on any roster. Maybe he's a pubstar wanna-be.


Not your personal army. Don't incite his wrath, etc.


not a personal army request. for the common good.


Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:48 pm
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virus wrote:
AngryKitten wrote:
virus wrote:
I think it is time to invoke the Gods over @ /b/. Ill take this information in good hands. Lets see what lulz are produced. brace for epic win.


BTW: Whats this fags steam id... lets check out this "1337," CEVO dude and see if hes ever on any roster. Maybe he's a pubstar wanna-be.


Not your personal army. Don't incite his wrath, etc.


not a personal army request. for the common good.


God damn, you're dumb.

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AngryKitten wrote:
virus wrote:
AngryKitten wrote:
virus wrote:
I think it is time to invoke the Gods over @ /b/. Ill take this information in good hands. Lets see what lulz are produced. brace for epic win.


BTW: Whats this fags steam id... lets check out this "1337," CEVO dude and see if hes ever on any roster. Maybe he's a pubstar wanna-be.


Not your personal army. Don't incite his wrath, etc.


not a personal army request. for the common good.


God damn, you're dumb.


if so? Then who was phone?



Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:51 pm
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/lame

Why so angry?

How many girls (not fatties) have touched your no-no spot because you were a competitive CS player?

Maybe you should think about being good at something that really matters.

Oh, and if you do find something else to be good at just remember no one likes a blowhard.

One more thing, your not good if your cheating.

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Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:35 pm
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sYrinnGe wrote:
You do know that there are people out there with NO LIVES in this game and spend their lives pubbing,,,instead we bitch in a very very tactical environment and spend 12 hours a day working on our skills because we dont have much of a life.....we dont hold back....we get hs's thru doors, we pre fire spots, because we F*CKING HACK your face....why???BECAUSE WE HAVE NO LIVES....which none of you seem to have a grasp of.


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I don't have a life.

Seriously..its advice...BAN HACKING AND BITCHY PLAYERS IF YOU ARE TRYING TO BUILD A SUCCESSFUL COMMUNITY.


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Trust me. I am not butt hurt about being banned from this server. Its so F*CKING terrible. FFS all talk is on in it. THAT is F*CKING NOOOOOB. Big time.

My whole point is you guys shouldn't ban talented players because you yourselves suck F*CKING ass....you'll never get anywhere banning like that.


Welcome to CS. 98% of the servers in CS have all talk in it. This community already has talented players that don't hack. Okay.

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You banned me, my buddies raiL and creature...from team discoFEVER! ...b/c we were "hacking". Let me tell you guys, I have been playing CS since it came out in beta in 1998, the other 2 guys have been playing for nearly 6 or 7 years...competitively. We are very talented and are competing in CEVO, ESEA, and ECO leagues.

Yes, rail was a little heavy and loud on the mic and i told him to stop..but thats not why we were banned.....yall thought we were cheating.

So typical of communities like these....."OH MY GOD, HE's WAYYYYY BETTER THAN ME!!" BAN!!

If you shitties ever want to acquire REAL talent on your servers...maybe yall shouldnt jump to conclusions right away and ban talented players as soon as you get a suspicion.

You do know that there are people out there with REAL TALENT at this game and dont spend their lives pubbing,,,instead we compete in a very very tactical environment and work on our skills like we would train for a fight.....we dont hold back....we get hs's thru doors, we pre fire spots, we will F*CKING roll your face....why???BECAUSE WE PRACTICE THE FUNDAMENTALS OF THE GAME....which NONE of you seem to have a grasp of.

my god...you are so LAME, you take a game that seriously??? please go outside and do something with your life. its the people like you that make he glad to have a real life outside of video games. and hey dude, if sucking at counter-strike is the price i have to play then im cool with that.

i would much rather get home from work or school and be able to relax, have a few beers, and have a good time playing a game i enjoy with a group of people that i enjoy hanging out with, than do whatever it is you do...its just no fun that way...


get a life bro

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Goodkat wrote:
This kid is so FAIL it hurts. I've played at higher levels of competition than him. The best he has done is CAL-I in 1.6 a long time ago. He was also banned from ESEA for cheating last month:

ESEA Banned List

http://www.cevo.com/?page=search&for=0:1:11997806&what=players

http://death.clanservers.com/syrringe.html

http://www.myspace.com/covermyeyes


Cal-i exp?

LOL

http://www.legit-proof.com/cal/search/? ... ery=272690

OH, and PSA would shit all over these kids.

And it was brought to my attention that this shithead's team already lost to Apok's cal team 25-5 on client. http://www.legit-proof.com/cal/team/192433 <-- Japanese Bug Fights is Apok's team. Kid claims to be ex-cal-i then gets shit on by Apok.

I'd probably hang myself.


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Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:29 pm
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Deathclan lost 25-5 to apok that is all....


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KtK POONED THEM KIDS! LOL

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Deathclan lost 25-5 to apok that is all....


hahahhaha you lost to apok?

hahahhhahaha!!!!!!!

wtf? I thought you said you were good?

I don't think you realize how many n00bs there really are out there in the CS world.

apok?

really??

you lost to apok???

hahahahaahhahahahhahahahahah!!!!!

I'd love to hear you say something now. Your a cheater AND you got beat by apok.

F*CKING CLASSIC!!!!!!

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Damn...this shittie left pretty fast haha


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Thanks to this Post i got my new signature now, F*CKING EPIC. Love you visioN!!! ♥

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How many girls (not fatties) have touched your no-no spot because you were a competitive CS player?
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I was on the day they all got banned, it wasn't that just they were cheating it was because they were ASSHOLES! Though the cheating got obvious after they got mad for being muted over and over. Only a loser comes on to the site to bitch as to why he got banned for cheating and you guys were hands down cheating I spec'd you all more then once to be sure.


WTF is wrong with fatties? A big girl riding you like a pissed off bull is a lot of fun! You guys need to learn there is a lot of fun to be had no matter what her size is.

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Wait, he has a cousin that's one of the biggest lawyers in the midwest that SPECIALIZES in internet hate crimes or something, maybe we should be careful! I'm gonna run and hide for a while, I'm scurred! ;-)

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Wait, he has a cousin that's one of the biggest lawyers in the midwest that SPECIALIZES in internet hate crimes or something, maybe we should be careful! I'm gonna run and hide for a while, I'm scurred! ;-)


Successful lawyers don't specialize in anything "harassment" related.

Successful lawyers are defense lawyers and business lawyers.

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lol he is 25 lol


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lol he is 25 lol


So 12 and a half tops.

DIBS.

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