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Ginzu wrote:
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How many of you n****rs like fish sticks?



if by fish sticks you mean the way my c**k smells after f**king your mother i would have to say no....


my mother is dead moron, dont tell me you undug her grave, and if you did and you f**ked her, the smell on your d**k (theoretically) since the lack thereoff, would be of maggets and rotten stuff, so i would have to say no myself either.



oh that wasnt your real mother i guess no one ever told you. i have a pic here she is.

BTW I was drunk and high on crack when it happend.

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Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:21 pm
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I'm pretty sure that ginz is cool that you're F*CKING his mom, since we caught him doing this...

EDITED: NOT SUITABLE FOR ANYONE...
http://porn.naughtyfiles.net/siteimages/super-twink.jpg


Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:36 pm
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Geno the bitch in your picture is not even remotely as nearly as good looking like my mom is, she is a classy lady, and for me to try to undertand that she banged your ass its totally ridiculous, i know that is a joke, but even do if you dreamd about her it wouldnt be my mom, my mom wouldnt F*CK you, not even on crack, LSD, dope, coke, crack again, 8 straight redbulls, crack for the third time, being held hostage by the F*CKING afghans and having a sex deathwish, it wouldnt be you.

ON the other hand, the person you fucked is my sister, and that is her pic, btw enjoy your aids, i really feel sad about her do, having to F*CK you and having your children, little shits looking like you and acting like you, all retarded and ugly, sad really.

Acid, your my brother remember, whe have the same mom, so you wont mind either.

Nice thread jack assholes hahaha.


Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:28 pm
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aCId_rAIn wrote:
I'm pretty sure that ginz is cool that you're f**king his mom, since we caught him doing this...

EDITED: NOT SUITABLE FOR ANYONE...
http://porn.naughtyfiles.net/siteimages/super-twink.jpg


Acid mother F*CKER, you had to LOOK at that before taking the link. I'm sure whoever see's that will do one of the following actions or a combination of these. Press alt+f4, "X", gauge their eyes out, die, beat the shit out of their laptop or PC, or love it.

I hate you Acid, only 100000000000 pictures of giant boobies and lesbians will wash that away. I will start on that now.

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Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:35 am
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hey... i gave you fair warning....



AHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:31 am
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Ginzu wrote:
Geno the bitch in your picture is not even remotely as nearly as good looking like my mom is, she is a classy lady, and for me to try to undertand that she banged your ass its totally ridiculous, i know that is a joke, but even do if you dreamd about her it wouldnt be my mom, my mom wouldnt f**k you, not even on crack, LSD, dope, coke, crack again, 8 straight redbulls, crack for the third time, being held hostage by the f**king afghans and having a sex deathwish, it wouldnt be you.

ON the other hand, the person you f**ked is my sister, and that is her pic, btw enjoy your aids, i really feel sad about her do, having to f**k you and having your children, little shits looking like you and acting like you, all retarded and ugly, sad really.

Acid, your my brother remember, whe have the same mom, so you wont mind either.

Nice thread jack assholes hahaha.




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Man is not free unless government is limited.

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much.

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added.


Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:12 am
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im italian, not mexican. big difference.
me=big weener
you=not so big weener

my chicks=hot models
your chicks=well overweight, and subject to sexual abuse

my attire=gucci
your attire=a cowboy hat and a belt buckle with snakeskin boots

my vacation=rome
yours=walmart

my job=IT level
your job=IT level, if there is one for picking oranges for the local food market

remember your place.


Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:41 am
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chinababy wrote:
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South Park sucks to people who don't have enough functioning brain cells to think critically about anything.


you maybe right...i may be retarded...so southpark still sucks to me. LOL no family guy on the other hand....kicks serious butt hole


and family guy needs almost zero functioning brain cells... it's still funny for me sometimes, but south park is better


Family Guy has gotten a lot better recently when it started having a point in each episode.

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aCId_rAIn wrote:
im italian, not mexican. big difference.
me=big weener
you=not so big weener

my chicks=hot models
your chicks=well overweight, and subject to sexual abuse

my attire=gucci
your attire=a cowboy hat and a belt buckle with snakeskin boots

my vacation=rome
yours=walmart

my job=IT level
your job=IT level, if there is one for picking oranges for the local food market

remember your place.


Yeah, so that makes you a F*CKING Guido, fine by me, you carrot colored AFRICAN AMERICAN, you missed clubs and gyms and little t-shirts and fixed eye-brows.


Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:57 am
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Ginzu wrote:
aCId_rAIn wrote:
im italian, not mexican. big difference.
me=big weener
you=not so big weener

my chicks=hot models
your chicks=well overweight, and subject to sexual abuse

my attire=gucci
your attire=a cowboy hat and a belt buckle with snakeskin boots

my vacation=rome
yours=walmart

my job=IT level
your job=IT level, if there is one for picking oranges for the local food market

remember your place.


Yeah, so that makes you a f**king Guido, fine by me, you carrot colored n****r, you missed clubs and gyms and little t-shirts and fixed eye-brows.

LOL I agree with the Mexican,

I remember going through Italy...kinda a shitty place, reminded me of Poland but with sun.


Mon Apr 13, 2009 10:22 am
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aCId_rAIn wrote:
im italian, not mexican. big difference.
me=big weener (cant pump enough blood on it so i can hardly get a hard on)
you=not so big weener (but you know how to move it and also know how to work the clit, because every man knows that a women pleasure lies on your manual/oral clit performance

my chicks=hot models (anorexic, big nossed and insecure C*CK snuffing whores)
your chicks=well overweight (hot in bed because they are not insecure), and subject to sexual abuse (like i was)

my attire=gucci (i like to bought them from fake stores you know, pirate products)
your attire=a cowboy hat and a belt buckle with snakeskin boots (very manly)

my vacation=rome (with the shit gutters, sewage running over not under the streets)
yours=walmart (i said this becuase i pretend i dont but shit from here)

my job=IT level @ bestbuy
your job=IT level @cisco for mexico

remember your place.


There fixed for yah.


Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:20 am
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you know... it took you like... a day to write that shit up because i was waiting diligently for a response... and i never got one. and even if it floods over the street, not under... at least we have a sewage system and dont have to shit in a F*CKING bucket, then hand it out as dinner because we didnt make enough pesos to feed the family.


Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:51 pm
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AFRICAN AMERICAN, i was banned from my home ip address, im posting from work, i wanted to kick your ass back to your skull but i got banned, damn that sentinel is paranoic about that shit.

Can you at least count it as a legit response, i dont have your msn or gmail, or a way to let you know i answered, so what do you say?.


Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:30 pm
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i say you were ip banned for attempting to cross the mexican/n00bfest border, and the n00bfest police caught your ass. what do you say?


Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:56 pm
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Like i almost lul´d, but ill leave it at nice try guido.


Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:23 pm
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