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I hope y'all got plenty of pictures of me lying in a pool of my own vomit.

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AngryKitten wrote:
I hope y'all got plenty of pictures of me lying in a pool of my own vomit.


Since we thought you were going to die, we really didn't get a shot of that one, but I did get this! YEAH!
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Oh, and this was hilarious too, heh.
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Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:10 pm
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My dog's a pimp.

He's tearin' it up.

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Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:44 pm
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aww only 2 pics? :(


Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:24 pm
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F*CKIN' Kitty's ass called me at 3 in the morning, all I heard was you AFRICAN AMERICANS yelling about androids or some shit.

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Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:21 am
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ApoKolypse wrote:
f**kin' Kitty's ass called me at 3 in the morning, all I heard was you n****rs yelling about androids or some s**t.


wat?

All I know is that when I woke up in the hospital, you had texted me with a "Whoot thoo foock?"

I guess it was a pants dial.

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Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:54 am
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I meant literally your ass, aka pants dial.

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I'M STILL HUNG OVER. EAT A DICK.

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Angry Kitten fucked my wife's ear, it was awesome.

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wat

I remember drinking for a bit and then talking to your wife and going to find cheezburger, but then I blacked out and details are sparse after that until the garage floor and later the hospital.

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Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:03 pm
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AngryKitten wrote:
later the hospital.



Most likely not your fault. I would seek legal help and fo on the fact that you were drugged for secks time. If I was there you would of only made it to my bed, not the hospital.


Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:19 am
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AngryKitten wrote:
wat

I remember drinking for a bit and then talking to your wife and going to find cheezburger, but then I blacked out and details are sparse after that until the garage floor and later the hospital.


DID THEY DO A RAPE KIT ON YO ASS?


Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:23 am
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N- N- N- Yes :(

BAWWWWWWWW

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