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 IRL VIDYA GAME WEAPONZ 
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MIKE
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You know you want to look... YOU KNOW IT! And I know the last image is making things scroll and how dare I but it is cool.

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There are two things that happen when you convert video game weapons from pixels to steel. The first is you get to see how cool they look, and the second? Well that’s usually how impractical they are to use. Ever try to pick up a sword that weighs more than you? You won’t win many boss battles, believe me. Here are twelve weapons that have made the jump all the way to real life, and why you might buy them.

Doom’s BFG - Because you need to make a quick exit through a concrete wall.

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Final Fantasy VII’s Buster Sword - Because you can prove what a big man you are.

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Gears of War’s Lancer - Because you spent an absurd amount of money for the collector’s edition.

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Assassin’s Creed’s Majestic Sword - Because you have an unnatural love for Assassin’s Creed.

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Halo’s Assault Rifle - Because you want to hone your skills in your backyard.

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Final Fantasy X’s Tidus Sword - Because you want to catch an abnormally large fish.

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The Legend of Zelda’s Master Sword - Because you want to time travel.

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Dead Space’s Plasma Cutter - Because you’re hopefully not as douchey as this guy.

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World of Warcraft’s (insert mythical name here) sword - Because you probably have a collection of about 30 other swords.

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Halo’s Energy Sword - Because you want to accidentally kill your cat.

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Final Fantasy VIII’s Gunblade - Because carrying around a revolver and a sword was just soooo annoying.

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Portal’s Portal gun - Because you’re ****ing awesome.

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Bonus! Halo’s Warthog - Because you’re Peter Jackson and they had to give you something when production on the Halo movie shut down.

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chinababy
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f**king sweet!

all the best video game weapons in one post, what more could you want
Sun Jan 25, 2009 1:30 am
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doublesven
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Lol but i want my bruteshot Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_31.

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It was probably one of the worst $209 investments I've ever made. I find it is extremely hard to play video games with a giant dick in your ass.
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Garrett
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Wheres Marios Hammer? Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_08

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I swear, if I could get a nickel for every IQ point Kano has, I'd have 2.5 cents.
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I have a video game replica weapon in my garage! I have the crowbar from Half-Life. It only set me back a few hundred, so I think I got a good deal on it. lol
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chinababy wrote:
f**king sweet!

all the best video game weapons in one post, what more could you want


Boobies?

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Gman
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They don't have shit on my boy Ben.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e45J0SCXO5s

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Gman wrote:
They don't have s**t on my boy Ben.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e45J0SCXO5s


LoL! i can tell he has alot of free time and has no friends + alot of F*CKING cardboard

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MIKE
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Gman wrote:
They don't have s**t on my boy Ben.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e45J0SCXO5s


METALS > CARDBOARD
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chinababy
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Coach wrote:
chinababy wrote:
f**king sweet!

all the best video game weapons in one post, what more could you want


Boobies?


you, my good sir, win
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AngryKitten
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I bring the boobies.

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I got a sex change.
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Tazzaler
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AngryKitten wrote:
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I bring the boobies.

cool shade of blue, I wish my penis was that color.
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