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 The worst day in my life 
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Well just thought I would let you naggers know that I just had the worst day ever. I recently have aquired a urinary tract infection, which is that bad doesnt hurt or anything just have to pee alot. Well today I went to a urologist and first he violated my rear with his finger and then he stuck a camera the size of a straw into my dick hole and went into my bladder and my urethera and all that good shit. It was the worst feeling I have ever felt in my life and I wish that on no man. I am done

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Anyone who makes a joke about this is a dick. That just sounds horrible.

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just wait till you get older, you will have all sorts of shit stuck up your bum... Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_23

Try Cipro or Bactrim, I'm alergic to both or at least get rashes and black spot from em. And what did he say about your prostrate, is it enlarged or not?

If you did not have issues before, you will now that he stuck the camera in your peepee... sux

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I have been taking cipro, my prostate was fine I go on friday for them to look at my kidneys. And yes b4 I just had to pee alot with no pain, now its hurts like a mother

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Keep you schlong out of the anus, if you must hide it in the anus use a condom. Poop in your pee hole is not a good thing. You got poop in your pee hole. It used to happen to my partners all the time.


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Keep you schlong out of the anus, if you must hide it in the anus use a condom. Poop in your pee hole is not a good thing. You got poop in your pee hole. It used to happen to my partners all the time.


So your gay? Not a big deal to me I'm just wondering since your partners get poop in their pee hole I'm guessing its your poop in their pee hole.


Spidey,

Man that F*CKING sux I'd be so miserable if I were you. I had a retrograde ejaculation once from doing some freaky stuff and I pissed fire for about 2 weeks.

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I'm so happy that only my knee was screwed; no finger(s?) in my but hole.

Seriously, get well nigga (AKA my canadian friend)

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Damn, dude. That's fucked up. Did he at least buy you dinner first?

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That blows Spidey, hope that's the end of that testing.

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spidey, i feel for you. i also had that same camera up the pee hole into the bladder magic trick done. it was horrific, and no one can imagine what it's like without going through it. good luck spidey! i hope they figure it, cause i never got mine figured out.

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spidey, i feel for you. i also had that same camera up the pee hole into the bladder magic trick done. it was horrific, and no one can imagine what it's like without going through it. good luck spidey! i hope they figure it, cause i never got mine figured out.



So you had poop in your pee hole too?


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Are you erect when they stick the camera in? Does it act like one of those plumbing snakes and work bend its way up in there or was it really stiff?

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Are you erect when they stick the camera in? Does it act like one of those plumbing snakes and work bend its way up in there or was it really stiff?


I hope that its flexible....last time i looked at the picture of the human urinary system it was not a straight hole

that sucks spyda get well soon

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_6VGWj6 ... re=related skip to about the 2 min 20 sec mark. aparently this guy was not awake, I was

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Hahahaha. Stop messing with that nasty vagina/butt and piss afterward.

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Spidey wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_6VGWj6gAw&feature=related skip to about the 2 min 20 sec mark. aparently this guy was not awake, I was


HOLY F*CKING SHIT, I'd probably pass out.


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OMG NOT THE PP HOLE!!!


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Spidey wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_6VGWj6gAw&feature=related skip to about the 2 min 20 sec mark. aparently this guy was not awake, I was


not too many things freak me out but i had to stop that vid when i realized what the long steel rod was for...

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yeah i was awake for mine too. when he got to my prostate he told me to try and cough or laugh so it was easier for him to push it through. it was the roughest thing i've physically been through in my life.

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