Name: John
Age: 27
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:2097978
Alias: McMuffin, Must.. Kill.. Everyone.., Surrounded by idiots, Must.. Kill.. (fill in your favorite noob member here).
Favorite pastimes: Watching sunsets, having the wind blow through my hair, long walks on the beach, puppies, coming up fast behind people and destroying them with a p90.
Style of play: Silent/Stealth/AFK. Casual player. On late afternoons/evenings. Usually trying to kill Ops or Q.

If you were to be killed and then the killer made it look like a suicide, what would your preferred method of self-destruction be?

Self flagellation. That's only if a good video is on.

Welcome to our little slice of Hell! Add the [rct] tag to your name and play in the n00bfest servers so that everyone can get to know you a bit. There are votes that occur every once in a while (however, don't ask when the next vote is, there's no way to know, and asking will just get you flammed) to decide which [rct]s deserve to be accepted into the community. As long as you stay cool and play often on the servers and wear the proper [rct] tag, you should be fine (becoming a member has nothing to do with being good). Be patient...it might take a while to be accepted. If you have any further questions, send a PM to either myself or BulletCatcher.