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 F*CK you Princess Leia 
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Luke can be a stormtrooper if he wants. Not all the F*CKING stormtroopers are 6' tall.

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Short people unite?


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Damn straight, F*CK tall people. You know you look ridiculous with your gaingly limbs. What good is it gonna do you to be tall? Your just a target in a crowd and for low flying birds. I am sick of you taking all our jobs and white women. Oh look at me, I can reach the top shelf of the cabinet, big damn deal. I can fit IN the mother F*CKING cabinet, try that bitch.
Maybe, next time you go for a glass for milk, or whatever it is that you drink that makes you grow, Ima fly outta the cupboard and kung fu your ass, SUPRISE BITCH, and crack, there goes a kneecap. Who'd be laughing then? Huh?

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lol....bitter?....nah not at all

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not me, i'm equally prejudice aginst midgetz.

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lmfao@shortyDotCom

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Actually I'm just upset cuz people would be "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper" all the F*CKING time if I made some armor to wear. Luke Skywalker and I are both 5'6".

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Pyrokid wrote:
Actually I'm just upset cuz people would be "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper" all the f**king time if I made some armor to wear. Luke Skywalker and I are both 5'6".


Because you are bound to forever be........a medieval goblin trader and a butt pirate. Im 5'10 am ok to be a "sand people"?

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Turk wrote:
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Actually I'm just upset cuz people would be "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper" all the f**king time if I made some armor to wear. Luke Skywalker and I are both 5'6".


Because you are bound to forever be........a medieval goblin trader.


I want to take part in sci-fi as well as fantasy. Cosplay Discrimination.

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Are people really that short?

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<-- 6'2"

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If someone cracks a jawa joke ima gonna get physical.

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But i mean, you gotta remember all the stormtroopers were the same height (clones) so you would prolly stick out.

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I'm 5'7''/5'8''. Dunno. Haven't checked for a while...

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<--- 6'0"

but I'm too chubby to be a storm trooper.


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<---- 6'1"

or

INTERNATIONAL UNITS

1.82 m

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gillfrost wrote:
But i mean, you gotta remember all the stormtroopers were the same height (clones) so you would prolly stick out.


During the reign of the Empire the clonewars clones were practically gone. They started recruiting people a while back.

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I like penises and I want your fat man meat in my toight little arsehole.


I'm flattered but I don't want teh AIDS.

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