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What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Hey your in my son?
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Wow.

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You're*

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Hey, urine; my son.

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ApoKolypse wrote:
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Hey, urine; my son.


Hey...dammit, couldn't think of anything better.

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ApoKolypse wrote:
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You're*


Hey, urine; my son.


What did the mother who didn't supervise her daughter say to R. Kelly?

HEY! Urine my daughter!

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Kitten wins the post.

Astros = Cut.

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Why do they call it the xbox360? Cuz when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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Pyrokid wrote:
Why do they call it the xbox360? Cuz when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away.


360 is a full circle. you'd be walking toward it again. r-tard.
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Gman wrote:
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Why do they call it the xbox360? Cuz when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away.


360 is a full circle. you'd be walking toward it again. r-tard.


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Gman wrote:
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Why do they call it the xbox360? Cuz when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away.


360 is a full circle. you'd be walking toward it again. r-tard.


I'm laughing right now but it's cuz I know what I'm talking about.

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I think you spin around, stomp it out, and proceed to walk.

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how does a homosexual access his hard drive?

c: enter

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Gman wrote:
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Why do they call it the xbox360? Cuz when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away.


360 is a full circle. you'd be walking toward it again. r-tard.


Actually, it's a box.

The world is the sphere. If you walk far enough away in one direction from anything, you'll run right back in to it.

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AngryKitten wrote:
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Why do they call it the xbox360? Cuz when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away.


360 is a full circle. you'd be walking toward it again. r-tard.


Actually, it's a box.

The world is the sphere. If you walk far enough away in one direction from anything, you'll run right back in to it.


that's mind bogglin'

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HAWTNESS!

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lol steal

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Angry Kitten: mephistos


This should probably go in the D2 forums.

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